Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Villanelle was totally nuts! I have to finish the series. Where is it streaming?

Netflix added it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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the worst way to get brain freeze

 

[__Nathan1968]

the worst way to get brain freeze

Unless you’ve got shit for brains.

 

[Lmizzler]

Me as an adult:
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Is this OP?

 

[LupineOne]

Is this OP?

Yes. Sadly, it wasn’t me that put that look of bliss there, even if I am fluffy enough to act as a blanket

 

[BrendaBear]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/UBs3i93WGfAAAAAC/good-morning-charlie-brown.gif

*runs out of the room giggling away*

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

 

[__Nathan1968]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

I’ve spent the night in jail. I didn’t get any money, only 40 hours of community service. Decent breakfast, though.

 

[deft]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

Haunted House... 'cos I'm so fine, I'd be like inmate catnip.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

LUNCH time. Yes, crocpot lasagna with garlic bread, hell I'd even share with @Amanda330

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My socks ain’t too fancy. Just colorful.

 

[Amanda330]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

Haunted house. 100pc. Maybe I could have like super kinky spirit sex...

 

[deft]

Haunted house. 100pc. Maybe I could have like super kinky spirit sex...

Would you like the willies up you?

I'm aware that only works in slighty archaic English, but I went there anyway

 

[Amanda330]

LUNCH time. Yes, crocpot lasagna with garlic bread, hell I'd even share with @Amanda330

Ummm... why do you have to single me out like that?? You should be so lucky, Connie.

Why do you hate me?? Lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

I don't like either.... But I think I'd rather be one than with people... So the haunted house wins by a smidge....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

I’m taking my chances with the ghosts

 

[Amanda330]

Would you like the willies up you?

I'm aware that only works in slighty archaic English, but I went there anyway

Umm I don't speak British but do you mean their dick? Maybe they're all female and angry that they never got good sex while they were alive? You never know.

 

[hotoldrguy]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

Haunted house for sure
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[deft]

Umm I don't speak British but do you mean their dick? Maybe they're all female and angry that they never got good sex while they were alive? You never know.

It's a carefully crafted double entendre... yes, "willies" means dicks, but "get the willies" also means to be frightened.

I am some kinda wordsmith, no?

 

[BrendaBear]

If you had to spend one night …. In one of these places … and you would win one million dollars … would you spend it..


In jail … not a white collar jail but like a super dangerous and scary jail.



A haunted house … one that is well known for having violent spirits.


In the jail you would be surrounded by other inmates and have to spend time in general population.

In the haunted house you would be alone.

No question... haunted house, every time.

 

[BrendaBear]

Haunted House... 'cos I'm so fine, I'd be like inmate catnip.

Okay, that really cracked me up!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have some Easter egg socks

hmmm...wondering if everyone is now afraid to click on my links

 

[BrendaBear]

hmmm...wondering if everyone is now afraid to click on my links

https://media1.tenor.com/m/gQk1xkeSGjEAAAAd/yup-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills.gif

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ummm... why do you have to single me out like that?? You should be so lucky, Connie.

Why do you hate me?? Lol

Just for that I take back my sharing with you!

Just saw from earlier you hadn't brought lunch and was gonna share!