🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[LadyLascivious1]

Nominated for wrong

Nominated for not recognizing butt kissing should be subtle

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Miss "I'm gonna teach Aussie about friendly vag" Indie?

Yeah. I'm with LL.
She belongs to us over here in dirty birdville

She taught me about friendly vag too!

She’s such a well disguised corrupter. It’s such a delightful quality in people

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for not recognizing butt kissing should be subtle

Nominated for wrong again.

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for not recognizing butt kissing should be subtle

That’s not what you told me!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Nominated for wrong again.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

That’s not what you told me!

I was referring to metaphorical ass kissing. Actual ass kissing, or licking, should be blatant

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was referring to metaphorical ass kissing. Actual ass kissing, or licking, should be blatant

Metaphorical ass kissing should only be subtle if you’re hoping for reward. If all you want is to make someone feel good it should be as blatant and sincere as a rimjob. My point exactly

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That’s not what you told me!

Seconded.
Full force butt kissing please.
With a little finger for good measure.

Shit. . Nominating myself for just talking in here instead of my nominating...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Seconded.
Full force butt kissing please.
With a little finger for good measure.

Shit. . Nominating myself for just talking in here instead of my nominating...

A finger in the butt is always worth mentioning. It’s literally a great wanker

 

[Apisto42]

A finger in the butt is always worth mentioning. It’s literally a great wanker

Seconded.

Or thirded I suppose.

 

[Bry1313]

I nominate @Bry1313 simultaneously with @SalaciousMonkey22 for their repetitive gif’ing back and forth at each other

I nominate @crazychemgirl for her jealousy of @SalaciousMonkey22 and his kindness to me and showing others how I deserve to be treated

 

[Bry1313]

I nominate @OrdinaryPerson for her terrible ideas that I somehow get roped into

Nominated for placing blame for her own terrible ideas on others

 

[Bry1313]

I nominate both @crazychemgirl and @Tigobitties98 for not inviting me to the orgy.

Nominated for sending my bday present to other people

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for blaming the most innocent Litster instead of the real mastermind.

Nominated for referring to yourself as the most innocent Litster

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for thinking she’s the most innocent litster. When even I know it’s @Indie

Nominated for calling @Indie innocent

 

[BadAmy]

I nominate @BadAmy cuz I just miss her snark and I haven’t seen her around

I'm around. My snark's a gift, you just need to earn it. By the looks of things lately, I have my work cut out for me.

 

[BadAmy]

I nominate @Bry1313 for dragging out his fucking birthday. Wasn't it like last week?

Jesus fuck. Enough already!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I nominate @Indie for being so adorable I can’t help but go along with all her devious plans

Nominated for defamation.

I must know her better than you

Nominated for defamation.

Facts. @Indie is a sweetheart, but innocent she is NOT.

It’s clearly @Endless_Night

Nominated for defamation.

Miss "I'm gonna teach Aussie about friendly vag" Indie?

Yeah. I'm with LL.
She belongs to us over here in dirty birdville

Nominated for defamation.

Nominated for calling @Indie innocent

Nominated for defamation.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominating @Indie for using "nominating for defamation" excessively.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominating @OrdinaryPerson for defamation for insinuating I use memes "to show love".

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Nominating @SirConradPeckereye for copyright infringement by attempting to pass himself off as Mr Monopoly.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Double nominating @Otis_Ravelli for 1. Attempting to scare me with copywrite infringement, I'm allowed to pay my lawyer with monopoly money! 2. For drinking coffee like he likes his men, piping hot and black.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Double nominating @Otis_Ravelli for 1. Attempting to scare me with copywrite infringement, I'm allowed to pay my lawyer with monopoly money! 2. For drinking coffee like he likes his men, piping hot and black.

You make the second point sound like a bad thing.

 

[Lmizzler]

Nominating @Tigobitties98 for off the chart self esteem.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nominating @Tigobitties98 for off the chart self esteem.

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