Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

This morning I said, "Happy Mother's Day" to about 14 women at church. 3 of them responded with, "Thanks, you too!" Those 3 are my people.

Now I am going to be watching for this this morning. My kid is taking her mom out to brunch, so I am filling in for her on percussion with her church's worship band.

 

[Taegul]

Mother's Day? Happy Mother's Day!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I got asked if I was my kid's grandma last week

Happy mother's Day, lovelies

And to those of you who find this day particularly hard; I see you

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Did anyone get to catch the northern lights pop off last night??

It's been cloudy the past few nights. No light shows here.

 

[curiousitieskill]

I got one. Would any woman on here consider letting me lick them while they were being fucked? In other words Fucklicking?

please. every time!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Holy shit! Pmann up past midnight! Is this what happens to the elderly? Trouble sleeping?

PS - the northern lights weren't in fla. That was a nuclear glow from DeSantis's environmental policies.

Oh bogey.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Mother's Day? Happy Mother's Day!

Every mother's Day deserves a mother's night...

Hells yes!

 

[Taegul]

Every mother's Day deserves a mother's night...

Hells yes!

If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right

 

[dawn_of_night]

Happy mother's day sexy ladies

Good day all you other fuckers

 

[Taegul]

I would just like to say that @SalaciousMonkey22 is a cheating bastard and I will never forgive him for his treachery!

So, I scrolled back out of boredom to page 4000 only to find that my famous post #100,000 is no longer #100,000. Now it is SalaciousMonkey that owns the spot! FUCKING BULLSHIT! You cheating fucking post whore! Mine is now #99,864.

THIS IS A GOD DAMN ROBBERY AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

But seriously, did someone with a few pages worth of posts get banned? lol. Probably happens all the time...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would just like to say that @SalaciousMonkey22 is a cheating bastard and I will never forgive him for his treachery!

So, I scrolled back out of boredom to page 4000 only to find that my famous post #100,000 is no longer #100,000. Now it is SalaciousMonkey that owns the spot! FUCKING BULLSHIT! You cheating fucking post whore! Mine is now #99,864.

THIS IS A GOD DAMN ROBBERY AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

But seriously, did someone with a few pages worth of posts get banned? lol. Probably happens all the time...

I’m…sorry?

 

[Taegul]

I’m…sorry?

I question your sincerity!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not a bad 100k post though tbh

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I question your sincerity!

Probably wise.

 

[Taegul]

View attachment 2347124Not a bad 100k post though tbh

FUCKING BULLSHIT!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Sure, it's hot when it comes out but surely there are better things to fuck around here (like a vacuum, or warm pie?!)

Raise your standards man

 

[Cogan]

Sure, it's hot when it comes out but surely there are better things to fuck around here (like a vacuum, or warm pie?!)

Raise your standards man

Or a thermos filled with boiled macaronies.......

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Or a thermos filled with boiled macaronies.......

You're a god damned problem solver!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

View attachment 2347129

They knew what they were doing.

 

[dawn_of_night]

They knew what they were doing.

But did they??

 

[UnquietDreams]

But did they??

*looks at the carton." Yes. Yes, they did.

 

[dawn_of_night]

*looks at the carton." Yes. Yes, they did.

Lol. I'm offended they don't even look the same, it's obvious one of them has the shell and the other doesn't....

 

[__Nathan1968]

Nutt milk > Ranch

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Do you have people blocked/ignored? That might be the reason for the miscount, that or SalaciousMonkey had the mods 'find' some posts. Sounds an awful lot like our last election... /sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss