Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

I will too. But with far fewer nightmares

I already have nightmares tho.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I already have nightmares tho.

I know! So we should be leaning on putting puppies and sunshine into that psyche!

 

[Amanda330]

I know! So we should be leaning on putting puppies and sunshine into that psyche!

But honestly, watching a woman push ping pong balls out of her butt and vagina is one of the most tame links I've clicked on in here.

 

[Bry1313]

Well aren’t you a naughty one this morning!

https://gifdb.com/images/high/naughty-girls-get-spanked-lfkqtrjpiah3gpkp.gif

She was extremely naughty yesterday


https://media1.tenor.com/m/A0TIKT1W0JAAAAAC/keep-going.gif

 

[Bry1313]

According to my mom, May 20th

Didn’t he die young and celibate?

 

[Mr_bogey]

You're like an old man talking gibberish but I laughed cause I actually knew exactly what you'm were talking about

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/chaos-dont-stress-undress.1581471/page-1102#post-97099626

I think you actually got someone to try it on video but I didn't want to go through all the posts to find it

You wouldn't want me any other way and apparently you speak fluent gibberish. I knew what @hotoldguy was referencing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But honestly, watching a woman push ping pong balls out of her butt and vagina is one of the most tame links I've clicked on in here.

I don’t think we’re arguing?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Didn’t he die young and celibate?

Rumors

 

[Amanda330]

I don’t think we’re arguing?

No, not at all. Just me making pointless commentary... Lol.

I'd never argue with you. Unless you were wrong. But we always agree so I'm sure that's never happened.

 

[Bry1313]

Rumors

It’s in a book I read in class

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s in a book I read in class

The DaVinci Code?

 

[Bry1313]

The DaVinci Code?

That one was for fun, this other book had testaments, one was old and the other new.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That one was for fun, this other book had testaments, one was old and the other new.

Oh, I only read the Cliff’s notes

 

[Amanda330]

That one was for fun, this other book had testaments, one was old and the other new.

Sounds pretty boring. Ngl.

 

[Bry1313]

Sounds pretty boring. Ngl.

It was a massive slog, so contradictory too. I wouldn’t recommend

 

[Amanda330]

It was a massive slog, so contradictory too. I wouldn’t recommend

Unfortunately, it's too late and I've already had the misfortune of reading it myself.

Your review is a 10/10 though. Although, I have to say I DNFed it.

 

[Mr_bogey]

It’s in a book I read in class

Is that the ficticious work that starts by talking about the earth being created by separating the waters above from the waters below?

Creative writing class?

Mary Magdalene definitely had kids.

 

[Amanda330]

Is that the ficticious work that starts by talking about the earth being created by separating the waters above from the waters below?

Creative writing class?

Mary Magdalene definitely had kids.

Oh, were you friends with her?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning/day fuckers

Morning, love!

 

[Bry1313]

Oh, were you friends with her?

I think he boned her

 

[Mr_bogey]

Oh, were you friends with her?

We hooked up but I wouldn't say we were friends.

 

[Amanda330]

I think he boned her

He's the baby daddy.

 

[Amanda330]

We hooked up but I wouldn't say we were friends.

That's how most married people feel about each other.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So for your birthday, you'd like gifts from three wise men?

Where do we pick up Frankenstein...er...frankincense?

I'm more a wise guy, me

 

[BrendaBear]

Mary Magdalene definitely had kids.

Oh, were you friends with her?

Are you suggesting he knew her? Like, in the biblical sense?

Sorry… I had to go there…