Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

Stop apologizing. You rule. And your voice is awesome

Seriously. You're great. Never ever apologize for reading drunken poetry. You're amazing.

 

[Amanda330]

Seriously. You're great. Never ever apologize for reading drunken poetry. You're amazing.

I should have quoted @UnquietDreams lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I should have quoted @UnquietDreams lol

I knew what you meant. I’m sure @UnquietDreams did too

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We shall see in the morning, shant we? Heh.

No! The art is the thing! It rules regardless of its reception.

And for reals. Not one person is gonna complain. I promise.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We shall see in the morning, shant we? Heh.

Wait…did you include dick pics? That might change the calculus.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Most of my Lit posts are drunken poetry, no?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Stop apologizing. You rule. And your voice is awesome

Fine. No apology. Sent!

 

[UnquietDreams]

No! The art is the thing! It rules regardless of its reception.

And for reals. Not one person is gonna complain. I promise.

Well, there is the one I wrote...

I am a novelist, not a poet.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait…did you include dick pics? That might change the calculus.

Not this time. Do you think that would have helped?

 

[Bry1313]

So, when @OrdinaryPerson asked me to partake in the plot against @Bry1313 's happiness, I thought it evil, but I immediately got with the game. Then, as the plan fell apart, I was conflicted, twisted, what was I to do now? OP asked me to give Bry a present or a happy bday wish or, preferably, boobs...

But since the plan got cut short, and I want to gift you something Bry, but I still want to be evil, this is what it came down to:

https://vocaroo.com/1hh42Bv8RuDJ

**happy birthday dude

I loved this for two reasons, one, your amazing voice, and two, because you properly identified the planners as bad people today. You are my favorite Litster.

 

[Bry1313]

I have no idea what is going on, been away all day and soon going into a concert. But I saw this:



And just dropping this image of my twitter account. I'm a big deal yo

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That is amazing and wonderful in all the ways that @Indie @OrdinaryPerson and @crazychemgirl are not, which is really amazing

 

[Bry1313]

@Bry1313 I feel guilty for even sitting in on the plot. I was like shoeless Joe Jackson in the Black Sox scandal. I know better. I hope you will accept this cake

And this present

And forgive me.

I think you took the money but at least I know the idea wasn’t yours.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That is amazing and wonderful in all the ways that @Indie @OrdinaryPerson and @crazychemgirl are not, which is really amazing

I love you but do not let this poison your soul. You won. Be happy. Revel.

 

[Bry1313]

My legal name is now Brenda. Kind of silly, but a big thing to me.

That’s wonderful!

 

[Bry1313]

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Happy Birthday! (I may be a little drunk. Don't tell anyone.)

I love this post in countless ways

You are my favorite Litster.

 

[Bry1313]

I love you but do not let this poison your soul. You won. Be happy. Revel.

I get to ring the shame bell for 24 hours. Then I’ll move on. Others here hold grudges for much longer

https://media1.tenor.com/m/mweqSDA_s_gAAAAC/game-of-thrones-got.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not this time. Do you think that would have helped?

Always hehe.

 

[lavendersilk]

My legal name is now Brenda. Kind of silly, but a big thing to me.

I am so happy for you!! Congratulations!!

 

[lavendersilk]

What’s everyone else best/most famous Twitter/social media connection?

I posted a picture from a Blue Man Group concert I went to, and it got a like from the Blue Man I posted. Lol

 

[vagrantx]

I just recorded a verse of me rapping an Eminem song for @vagrantx that’s the level of drunk I’m at. Drunk, but not so much that I can’t spit fiyaaaa

And it. was. glorious!
I've listened several times and am currently plotting to turn this into a rap-battle... Well a rap-back-and-forth atleast. I'm literally practicing!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Happy Saturday...why am I awake ️

 

[vagrantx]

Happy Saturday...why am I awake ️

Because it's 3pm, silly! Get your butt out of bed.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Good thing about day drinking daily is going to bed early. Then wake up early and get back on that bullshit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Because it's 3pm, silly! Get your butt out of bed.

Time zones are weird...

Good ....mornafternoon, time traveler!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Time zones are weird...

Good ....mornafternoon, time traveler!

I'm headed from far west coast, to east coast, so in addition to losing sleep, I'll be losing three hours of my life as well