Sex & Shenanigans

[Lmizzler]

I haven’t even showered yet (blush)

Neither have I.
And for all the promises I had a few weeks ago about a hot party in my shower….not a single person showed up.

 

[Bry1313]

Neither have I.
And for all the promises I had a few weeks ago about a hot party in my shower….not a single person showed up.

On my way, that’s just cruel. Friends should always be thoughtful around here

 

[LupineOne]

We all need reminded sometimes.

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Psh, I’ve barely had coffee and I’m not even dressed yet

 

[LupineOne]

Oof. That was rich.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Oof. That was rich.

Cake for breakfast?!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait…whyyy are you eating ice cream with a fork?!?

I always eat ice cream from the pint sized containers with a fork. Got hell for it from my ex forever (and that is why we got divorced!)

 

[vagrantx]

Oof. That was rich.

https://i.ibb.co/g3k6260/superbad-in-and-around.gif

Cake for breakfast?!

Just let him eat cake!

 

[UnquietDreams]

But how do you ask for unleaded gas in Japanese?

There wasn't an option for leaded gas in Tokyo. Nor was I insane enough to possess a car there. I drove in traffic there, a few times, and that was crazy enough. Not as crazy as parking, but crazy enough. But I didn't have to get gas.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Side note: the conversations in this thread have the unfortunate effect of making me look at everything differently
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Oh, I laughed so hard a this.

 

[Lmizzler]

Psh, I’ve barely had coffee and I’m not even dressed yet

Oof. That was rich.

I hope you had some coffee with that cause that’s basically an orgasm in your mouth.

 

[LupineOne]

Cake for breakfast?!

Damn straight. I’m an adult and nobody can stop me!

 

[lavendersilk]

Cake for breakfast?!

Wouldn't be the first time...

 

[CuriousRick]

I just had strawberry stuffed French toast

https://ibb.co/kBHxdzt

 

[LupineOne]

I just had strawberry stuffed French toast

See????
I can breakfast how I want @crazychemgirl !!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Neither have I.
And for all the promises I had a few weeks ago about a hot party in my shower….not a single person showed up.

 

[Lmizzler]

I thought you were coming as well and bringing bourbon. Sooooo I’m a bit let down…and thirsty.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I thought you were coming as well and bringing bourbon. Sooooo I’m a bit let down…and thirsty.

I'll be over later. I'm not a morning person.

 

[Lmizzler]

I'll be over later. I'm not a morning person.

Too busy pre-celebrating your birthday?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I hope you had some coffee with that cause that’s basically an orgasm in your mouth.

Wouldn't be the first time...

Sorry, my mind went somewhere and it isn't back yet...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I hope you had some coffee with that cause that’s basically an orgasm in your mouth.

I have coffee... You bring....

I mean... Good morning fuckers.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Too busy pre-celebrating your birthday?

*Nods*
Uhuh

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have coffee... You bring....

I mean... Good morning fuckers.

Good morning, sweetheart!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, sweetheart!

Good morning love.
I mean... Hi. Ho.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Happy FRIYAY!!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Happy FRIYAY!!!

Yay!!!!!

Anyone doing anything special today or this weekend?

Celebrating anything?