Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I don't think I've ever finished a beer...

I hear you. If I have, it was not because “gosh, I am enjoying this!” But, I have come to accept, I am f-ing weird in almost every endeavor I take on. For the record, being the “weirdo”, gets old.

 

[Amanda330]

Wow, I’m hotter than even I thought!

Soooo hot.

 

[BrendaBear]

I've been replying with "ahem" every time he posts about drunken poetry and yet, my inbox has received no drunken poetry.

What?? The nerve!!!!

 

[Amanda330]

I've been replying with "ahem" every time he posts about drunken poetry and yet, my inbox has received no drunken poetry.

This is unbelievable. A crime. How dare he.

 

[MissLabelled]

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And then the orgasms combined with the edible will make me sleep (fingers crossed).

So sexy! lol

 

[Amanda330]

And then the orgasms combined with the edible will make me sleep (fingers crossed).

So sexy! lol

I can't tell if you're trying to joke but... It definitely is sexy.

 

[MissLabelled]

Wow, I’m hotter than even I thought!

I would accept drunken poetry from you as well

 

[Whiskeyjack]

For those of us who aren't heavy drinkers, is lightly toasted poetry acceptable?
Despite the "whiskey" in my name, I'm rarely drunken.

 

[dawn_of_night]

For those of us who aren't heavy drinkers, is lightly toasted poetry acceptable?
Despite the "whiskey" in my name, I'm rarely drunken.

*Nods*
I'm not picky, you can read the phone book if you want ...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Soooo hot.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would accept drunken poetry from you as well

Deal.

 

[Amanda330]

Deal.

Ahem.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And then the orgasms combined with the edible will make me sleep (fingers crossed).

So sexy! lol

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ahem.

Deal ^2

 

[Amanda330]

For those of us who aren't heavy drinkers, is lightly toasted poetry acceptable?
Despite the "whiskey" in my name, I'm rarely drunken.

Absolutely acceptable

 

[Amanda330]

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He's so hot. I want to be Elizabeth Bennet so fucking bad rn. Lol

 

[BrendaBear]

Ahem.

OMG!

Getting an “Ahem” from you? Somehow feels like 2 cents, waiting for change. That just isn’t right, at all.

 

[morelikeasong]

I, too, have not received drunken or tipsy poetry.
My box is wide open.
Just saying.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He's so hot. I want to be Elizabeth Bennet so fucking bad rn. Lol

Did you hear the Dear Mr. Darcy song I posted in the Monthly Song Challenge a while back.

He is, unfairly dreamy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I, too, have not received drunken or tipsy poetry.
My box is wide open.
Just saying.

Wait I thought you started this whole thing?!?

 

[Amanda330]

Did you hear the Dear Mr. Darcy song I posted in the Monthly Song Challenge a while back.

He is, unfairly dreamy.

Sadly I didn't get to hear that one.

He makes me breathy.

 

[morelikeasong]

Wait I thought you started this whole thing?!?

Did I??

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It's the wrong season, but it's a favorite. And I've only had one beer tonight (Hacker-Pschorr lager)
"Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" - Robert Frost
https://voca.ro/1nZ87oylmYhc

 

[Amanda330]

Did I??

Did you not?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sadly I didn't get to hear that one.

He makes me breathy.

Wait, it’s Oh Mr. Darcy and breathy huh?