Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

Point of clarification regarding links vs emojis.

And possible punishment for evil emojis.

I do have to agree there is a difference between clicking a link and clicking an emoji. However, I click everything because of fomo.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's quite the collection of cookbooks you got there.

Why do I picture you in a red hooded cloak saying this?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I do have to agree there is a difference between clicking a link and clicking an emoji. However, I click everything because of fomo.

Literally no one is surprised that you are braver than me.

 

[Amanda330]

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Well, here’s the finished product.
Pretty sure the fat kid from Matilda would approve

That is very sexy.

 

[LupineOne]

That's quite the collection of cookbooks you got there.

Those aren’t even half of what’s stretched across the back of my counter, not to mention the three-ring binder full that I got the cake recipes out of

 

[LupineOne]

That is very sexy.

I hope it tastes as good as it looks

 

[dawn_of_night]

From that list, a hefeweisen sounds good. It's hot here today.

See, I have no idea what I'm drinking, Im almost hoping they have flights.... I can handle that maybe and then hope they have something in a glass bottle....

 

[Amanda330]

I hope it tastes as good as it looks

I'm not sure how it could disappoint... Lol. It looks amazing. But it also looks like I would need a tall glass of milk. Lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

What about the Maibock?

Good "hot day" beer. They seem to focus on lagers and lighter styles.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would like to know why I have not had the pleasure of drunken poetry in my box.

Because I was shy then. And I found you both highly attractive and intimidating, and the Monkey-boy is neither. (Sorry, man.)

Next time I am drunk, I will DM you poetry. Do you have any preferences? I can ask that as I am sober.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good "hot day" beer. They seem to focus on lagers and lighter styles.

So, I'm not so sure about this visit.... Now I'm a little anxious.... It's not gonna be "hot" tomorrow..... We already picked out our hoodies.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Because I was shy then. And I found you both highly attractive and intimidating, and the Monkey-boy is neither. (Sorry, man.)

Next time I am drunk, I will DM you poetry. Do you have any preferences? I can ask that as I am sober.

Is there going to be a mailing list???
AFAF....
Yea.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So, I'm not so sure about this visit.... Now I'm a little anxious.... It's not gonna be "hot" tomorrow..... We already picked out our hoodies.

From what you sent me, they have lighter beers, which is good if you are newer to microbrews. The Hefe is a light, good tasting beer. It is usually a very safe bet. A hefe was the first beer I drank that made me realize I didn't hate beer, I hated bad beer.

 

[dawn_of_night]

From what you sent me, they have lighter beers, which is good if you are newer to microbrews. The Hefe is a light, good tasting beer. It is usually a very safe bet. A hefe was the first beer I drank that made me realize I didn't hate beer, I hated bad beer.

Huh. I really . Hmm. I don't know.

 

[dawn_of_night]

From what you sent me, they have lighter beers, which is good if you are newer to microbrews. The Hefe is a light, good tasting beer. It is usually a very safe bet. A hefe was the first beer I drank that made me realize I didn't hate beer, I hated bad beer.

I also think I hate beer.... I drink things from cans...
Twisted teas
Mikes hard
Smirnoff ....
Or tequila in a slushy

 

[Dubinsky]

I also think I hate beer.... I drink things from cans...
Twisted teas
Mikes hard
Smirnoff ....
Or tequila in a slushy

Canned beer is a thing...

 

[UnquietDreams]

So, I'm not so sure about this visit.... Now I'm a little anxious.... It's not gonna be "hot" tomorrow..... We already picked out our hoodies.

It isn't a requirement to be hot for it, sorry. There are dark beers, like porters and stouts, and heavy beers, like Imperial stouts and barlywines (which have very high alcohol content for beer). On the other end, you have lighter beers, usually with less intense flavors, like American Lagers and Gose. A Hefe, which is a wheat beer, is lighter, but has good flavor. A maibock has a little more bitter flavor, but is good as well. A lot of people (especially out here) love IPAs, which have a lot of bitterness, but I do not.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I also think I hate beer.... I drink things from cans...
Twisted teas
Mikes hard
Smirnoff ....
Or tequila in a slushy

Most breweries have a flight, so you can try to see what you like. Take a chance!

 

[LupineOne]

I had a little leftover ganache, so why not…

 

[Amanda330]

Because I was shy then. And I found you both highly attractive and intimidating, and the Monkey-boy is neither. (Sorry, man.)

Next time I am drunk, I will DM you poetry. Do you have any preferences? I can ask that as I am sober.

Robert Burns, Pablo Neruda, John Keats, Lord Byron, William Blake, Fanny Brawne...

Just to make a few.

 

[BrendaBear]

Robert Burns, Pablo Neruda, John Keats, Lord Byron, William Blake, Fanny Brawne...

Just to make a few.

It’s a shame you couldn’t think of anyone…

 

[vagrantx]

Here's a fun challenge for you all;
Sleep the whole night through.

That's it
That's the challenge
I keep failing it

 

[Amanda330]

Here's a fun challenge for you all;
Sleep the whole night through.

That's it
That's the challenge
I keep failing it

That sucks... I'm sorry

 

[BrendaBear]

Here's a fun challenge for you all;
Sleep the whole night through.

That's it
That's the challenge
I keep failing it

https://media1.tenor.com/m/-xEiNh9deUcAAAAd/you-sounding-real-crazy-right-now-toya-bush-harris.gif

Sleep the whole night through... yeah... right.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Robert Burns, Pablo Neruda, John Keats, Lord Byron, William Blake, Fanny Brawne...

Just to make a few.

Keats is what got me into this mess. I was very drunk, and I sent “Aedh Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven” to a girl I was randomly flirting with in one of the Playground "have you ever" posts. Started an epic thread where I was trying to seduce her with poetry and Pre-Raphaelite artwork. I got more into the seduction than the goal. She asked if I wanted her to send me some nudes and I told her to find me a good poem instead.

I also posted a Letterkenny scene in "what kind of sex do you want to be having right now." I think it made sense at the time, and still makes me laugh. And a few...other things.

It was a really good drunk.