Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

I am putting a note on my liquor cabinet.

Not sure what your liquor cabinet has to do with ME getting drunk

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m going to work just as hard tomorrow as I did today

Sounds a little painful. Loose clothing might help.

 

[Bry1313]

Sounds a little painful. Loose clothing might help.

Clothing not needed

 

[__Nathan1968]

Sounds a little painful. Loose clothing might help.

If your workday lasts more than four hours, you should consult your physician

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Never click links is one of the rules for happy and healthy litting.

Sir, that’s a violation of rule #3!

dares make me obstinate. However, in every city I visit I have a picture of me in the lap of, hugging, or doing an otherwise ridiculous thing with a monument or statue

My favorite Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in Niagara, ON. My aunt helped hoist me up onto this little fake mountain so I could I take a pic with Mel Gibson as "Braveheart"

I was coerced into a trip to DC by the promise that I would have three fine gentlemen helping me onto the Lincoln Memorial

Did they? Or has the trip not happened yet?

Literally nothing. I am above crass monies and pride. I only do unusual or dangerous things for lulz.

^5! “Sluts do it for funsies” applies here as well

 

[HarryHill]

You ppl are having too much fun in here.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Any exciting Friday night plans yall?

Did you know tomorrow is Friday????

Work party, local brewery.... Celebrating the end of the semester!! Hazah!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not sure what your liquor cabinet has to do with ME getting drunk

History. The drunkest I have been while in Lit have started with you saying "I'm getting tipsy!" That was how I ended up sending @SalaciousMonkey22 poetry DMs...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Work party, local brewery.... Celebrating the end of the semester!! Hazah!!

Drink a good beer for me, love.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Drink a good beer for me, love.

Youre gonna have to tell me more than that... Cause I'm not beer savvy....
Actually you know what... I have an idea....
Check you mail...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Youre gonna have to tell me more than that... Cause I'm not beer savvy....
Actually you know what... I have an idea....
Check you mail...

From that list, a hefeweisen sounds good. It's hot here today.

 

[dawn_of_night]

From that list, a hefeweisen sounds good. It's hot here today.

What about the Maibock?

 

[LupineOne]

I’ve got dessert going: double layer chocolate cake filled and frosted with chocolate ganache.
I’m being lazy about it though. It might take all morning at this rate

Well, here’s the finished product.
Pretty sure the fat kid from Matilda would approve

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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Well, here’s the finished product.
Pretty sure the fat kid from Matilda would approve

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Yes please.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sir, that’s a violation of rule #3!


Did they? Or has the trip not happened yet?


^5! “Sluts do it for funsies” applies here as well

Next week baby!

 

[LupineOne]

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Yes please.

Come on over

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Where did you get that picture of me???

 

[lavendersilk]

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Well, here’s the finished product.
Pretty sure the fat kid from Matilda would approve

That's quite the collection of cookbooks you got there.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

History. The drunkest I have been while in Lit have started with you saying "I'm getting tipsy!" That was how I ended up sending @SalaciousMonkey22 poetry DMs...

Twas a good night

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Tell me why I thought of @SalaciousMonkey22 when I saw this.

I’m not on medication!

Oh…wait…nvm

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sir, that’s a violation of rule #3

Point of clarification regarding links vs emojis.

And possible punishment for evil emojis.

 

[Amanda330]

History. The drunkest I have been while in Lit have started with you saying "I'm getting tipsy!" That was how I ended up sending @SalaciousMonkey22 poetry DMs...

I would like to know why I have not had the pleasure of drunken poetry in my box.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would like to know why I have not had the pleasure of drunken poetry in my box.

Frankly, no one’s more surprised than me that I got it before you.

 

[BrendaBear]

And possible punishment for evil emojis.

Um… punishment?

What did you have in mind?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Um… punishment?

What did you have in mind?

I’ll leave that you and @Kitty_so_frisky, I’m a lover not a punisher!