Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

A good croissant, bearclaw or danish is better than most doughnuts.

Also, Krispy Kreme is underwhelming AF. They’re not just overrated, they’re legitimately bottom-tier, overly-sweet, thin, boring doughnuts. *Runs away*

The Krispy Kreme donut you get free in the store, warm off the conveyor is fine. They have a shelf life of forty seconds .

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love being a fucking weirdo.

You do it well!

 

[kathyisgr65]

Yeah, throw in Perv and we have a party!

Did I hear a need for a perv?

 

[Amanda330]

You do it well!

Umm... Thanks? Lol

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Okay. Now we’re talking. Donut fucking. I can do this.

I’m gonna turn that cake donut into a glazed donut. *hi five*

And I get judgment for fucking a vacuum and (allegedly) horses.

I’ll turn a plain donut into a cream filled.

(You know, because of my semen)

It's not funny if you have to explain it

For me, they would be funnier if I believed 100% they were jokes…but no…that dude is totally about to go buy some doughnuts to fuck.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, technically, if you have fucked yourself...

I don’t “fuck” myself, I make sweet sweet dirty love to myself.

You know unless it’s been a few and I need it dirty.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love being a fucking weirdo.

I love that too.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For me, they would be funnier if I believed 100% they were jokes…but no…that dude is totally about to go buy some doughnuts to fuck.

Amen Kitty. Spitting facts

 

[LupineOne]

Fucking weirdos. All of you.

I love you too

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t “fuck” myself, I make sweet sweet dirty love to myself.

You know unless it’s been a few and I need it dirty.

Light some candles. Pour some nice wine on your hand to get your date a little tipsy...

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I knew I was keeping those bones for a reason!!!

 

[Vitriolhack]

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You know me better than my wife!

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm calling it a night also, sleep well my favourite weirdos and pervs

 

[Vitriolhack]

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I can help with the demon.

 

[Lord Pmann]

For me, they would be funnier if I believed 100% they were jokes…but no…that dude is totally about to go buy some doughnuts to fuck.

The only weird thing I’ve ever fucked is a vacuum. I’m the victim of the Lit rumour mill.

 

[Nicefella]

I don’t “fuck” myself, I make sweet sweet dirty love to myself.

You know unless it’s been a few and I need it dirty.

Is a donut involved. You mention sweet.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Have you ever read Roger Zelazny's A Night in the Lonesome October? Because you should read Roger Zelazny's A Night in the Lonesome October.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Vitriolhack]

I'm calling it a night also, sleep well my favourite weirdos and pervs

I’m a sucker for flattery

 

[Nicefella]

The only weird thing I’ve ever fucked is a vacuum. I’m the victim of the Lit rumour mill.

Did you make sweet dirty love to it?

 

[Vitriolhack]

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Sounds familiar!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm calling it a night also, sleep well my favourite weirdos and pervs

Sleep the sleep of the just. Or the just after.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is a donut involved. You mention sweet.

No.