What made you laugh today?

[barefootgirl69]

My daughter getting excited that one of the books I bought at Goodwill was brandnew - never been opened. That and her looking at the original prices and talking about all the money "we" saved.

#thriftstoreteen

 

[TongueLust]

Delusion.

A rooster.

 

[dkak001]

The fact that my wife's new book got her so hot and bothered that last few days. She was so pent up, that she wanted anal. I laughed, because I hope that author has more books!

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

https://imgur.com/a/8ftqCvD

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

My daughter getting excited that one of the books I bought at Goodwill was brandnew - never been opened. That and her looking at the original prices and talking about all the money "we" saved.

#thriftstoreteen

Yeah, this is pretty much my Depression Era approach to life . . .

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxnC8se65y7D06eGz06AKi1AsnT_m8b1uG?si=LidcgRIPrJC0s5uU

 

[StillRain]

“Suck me through the phone”

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

“Suck me through the phone”

Kinda makes me wish I still had a landline with a spiral cord.

 

[barefootgirl69]

“Suck me through the phone”

Like a role play blow job? Or were they trying to get to Australia?

I'm so confused.

 

[Biggalute]

Life and people in general, 'You've gotta laugh'

 

[StillRain]

Like a role play blow job? Or were they trying to get to Australia?

I'm so confused.

So was I. Ohhh so was I.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

So was I. Ohhh so was I.

This is what I pictured

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Nearly leaving my daughter's boyfriend behind.

 

[wideboybrown]

Woke up and watched the latest Steel Panther video, they always make me laugh

Not as great as seeing their show live, banter and all!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Windbags

 

[Daisy_Love]

Windbags

Can we add whingebags to?

 

[lanceGibs]

Can we add whingebags to?

You said it

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The story of how an old lady dumped her cherry dessert into her green bean stew and then declared that now it finally tastes good!

 

[Tallulah82]

I genuinely chuckle every time someone follows behind me in a Litster Above You thread and their response is "NO". Like, it's "NO I DO NOT WANT TO GO NEAR THIS ONE. I WILL MAKE IT CLEAR."

It may not be the underlying message but that's how I read many of the abrupt responses and it makes me laugh every time. Geez, man/woman. Take a chill pill, as the cool kids say.

 

[dkak001]

That we're soon to get fiber internet!

 

[Tallulah82]

@Saltfountain made me laugh with his rueing

 

[Saltfountain]

@Saltfountain made me laugh with his rueing

See! You can behave all ladylike and with decorum!

Well done you!

 

[Tallulah82]

See! You can behave all ladylike and with decorum!

Well done you!

Fuck off.

If I were all ladylike and with decorum, then how would I ever talk dirty to you?

'Oh, Sir, what a magnificent piece of God's work I spy poking out of your breeches. I do declare, I am awash with heat and a moisture I cannot fathom.'

 

[Wriggle]

I genuinely chuckle every time someone follows behind me in a Litster Above You thread and their response is "NO". Like, it's "NO I DO NOT WANT TO GO NEAR THIS ONE. I WILL MAKE IT CLEAR."

It may not be the underlying message but that's how I read many of the abrupt responses and it makes me laugh every time. Geez, man/woman. Take a chill pill, as the cool kids say.

I prefer to only play in those threads when it's a yes or I can at least be comedic

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck off.

If I were all ladylike and with decorum, then how would I ever talk dirty to you?

'Oh, Sir, what a magnificent piece of God's work I spy poking out of your breeches. I do declare, I am awash with heat and a moisture I cannot fathom.'

Seems like you've worked it all out.

Now you just need to actually spy that magnificent piece of God's work poking from my breeches...

 

[Tallulah82]

I prefer to only play in those threads when it's a yes or I can at least be comedic

I think it's fine to be comedic when refusing. I just find it funny when it feels like someone's on a mission to strike off all the duds from their list with solemn rejection. I'm happy to be a dud for most. But I will cry my eyes out if you ever reject me.