Sex & Shenanigans

[InThe312]

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good on Temu for getting on the safe sex bandwagon .., or maybe it’s the teener peener bandwagon. Though I don’t know that these could withstand much boner lava

Definitely no reservoir tip. But I guess you could use them for a hand job or a fingering.

 

[deft]

Something dumb and quick

 

[UnquietDreams]

Something dumb and quick

You called?

 

[MissLabelled]

This is what work feels like right now. I'm the one hanging in on for dear life, just to be clear.

 

[vagrantx]

This is what work feels like right now. I'm the one hanging in on for dear life, just to be clear.

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I hope you have someone to be your rock

 

[dawn_of_night]

Excuse me, your emojis are still broken

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is what work feels like right now. I'm the one hanging in on for dear life, just to be clear.

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I hope you have someone to be your rock

I hope you have someone to catch you.

I am good at catching, if you need it.

 

[Amanda330]

I'll work on that...

Send it to me first, k?

 

[Amanda330]

Pony play?

Where's @Lord Pmann when you need him?

 

[Amanda330]

This is what work feels like right now. I'm the one hanging in on for dear life, just to be clear.

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Same, girlie pop.

 

[dawn_of_night]

This is what work feels like right now. I'm the one hanging in on for dear life, just to be clear.

Hope you can swim.... I tried to make a pillow but it was unidentifiable...

 

[Amanda330]

This is what work feels like right now. I'm the one hanging in on for dear life, just to be clear.

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Also work just needs to suck an entire bag of dicks.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hope you can swim.... I tried to make a pillow but it was unidentifiable...

You, sweetheart, are completely and totally amazing. Just so you know.

 

[crazychemgirl]

...spilt me tea

I’m so glad.

 

[MissLabelled]

Hope you can swim.... I tried to make a pillow but it was unidentifiable...

Thanks for the help, I swim quite well so this will do!

 

[deft]

Send it to me first, k?

If you insist!

 

[MissLabelled]

Also work just needs to suck an entire bag of dicks.

And choke on them too, in a non sexy way

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you saying you are dumb and quick?

 

[InThe312]

This is what work feels like right now. I'm the one hanging in on for dear life, just to be clear.

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Focus on your north star.

 

[Amanda330]

Can I just say that having to jump through all the hoops you need to in order to keep your licence after spending 8 years in college is just a bunch of absolute baloney... And I hate it.

That is all.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And choke on them too, in a non sexy way

*** sends giant bag of giraffe balls to your workplaces for the uppers to choke on and then you two are free to come have fun with me instead

 

[Amanda330]

And choke on them too, in a non sexy way

Choke and die on them.

Definitely in the most unsexy way.

 

[MissLabelled]

Choke and die on them.

Definitely in the most unsexy way.

For real. They are talking all this nonsense that would basically force out some of my staff and I'm not going to sit by and let that happen.

I told them I'm walking if they continue down this path and since I hold so much institutional knowledge in my head, it holds some sort of weight. Now we just wait and see if the take a different approach.

"This will be better" they say. Fuck all of them, chasing their bonuses

 

[LupineOne]

Legit … I’m at work with fuck all to do and I’m sad.

Don’t be. I’m at work and my second shifter called in so here we go…
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[dawn_of_night]

You, sweetheart, are completely and totally amazing. Just so you know.

Uh. You takin to me....