Sex & Shenanigans

[positiveflirt]

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HELP i am being besmirched!

 

[Apisto42]

Im from the epicenter of pop and I call it soda. You call it Coke though and I’m dumping an entire big gulp on your head.

What kind of coke do you want? We’ve got sprite, mt dew, diet, orange…

 

[dawn_of_night]

HELP i am being besmirched!

 

[vagrantx]

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actually snorted

 

[dawn_of_night]

super tall man with extraordinary reach!!

Is this a personals ad??
AFAF.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I have a mild case of trypophobia. It is very weird. It makes me feel nauseous and dizzy. It doesn't last though.

Oh, fuck, yes! I hate that! And it makes me feel the same way, just...skin crawling.

FFXIV actually redesigned a new healer job logo in the last expansion because there were so many trypophobics in the community who were grossed out by the holes in the original design

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Wtf. I hate it.

I hate this so much, im now viscerally angry that it exists.

Right. I hate it sooo much. Why does it even exist????? Like wtf. No.

This is from one of the AI inspirational furniture accounts innit? No way this actually exists.

Have you met people??
There is definitely one somewhere doing something just like the picture

Ughhh…why are people the fucking worst? Also, what psychopath puts 3 dishes in some slots, 2 in some, and 1 in others?!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ughhh…why are people the fucking worst? Also, what psychopath puts 3 dishes in some slots, 2 in some, and 1 in others?!

I know! Total chaos!!! Also, reminds me of Alice in wonderland....

 

[Amanda330]

I know! Total chaos!!! Also, reminds me of Alice in wonderland....

But... I like Alice in Wonderland...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I don't know about the rest of you bitches, but I'm home from work already.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don't know about the rest of you bitches, but I'm home from work already.
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Go take a nap.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Go take a nap.

I might later. First I'm gonna see if my wife wants to go out for lunch. She's working from home today.

 

[LupineOne]

Oh, an older model brain, hmmm?

Indeed. The updates won’t take, otherwise I’d have figured out a decent teleportation device by now.

 

[dawn_of_night]

But... I like Alice in Wonderland...

Yea. I mean. It's not on my priority list....
But I got the whole falling in a hole and shrinking distortedly into a tiny land of cards

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ma

Indeed. The updates won’t take, otherwise I’d have figured out a decent teleportation device by now.

Maybe you need a pen pal? Or a typewriter?

 

[Amanda330]

I don't know about the rest of you bitches, but I'm home from work already.
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Happy for you. Sad for me.

 

[LupineOne]

Maybe you need a pen pal? Or a typewriter?

Hey, I have a word processor too!

*mumbles something about having an old soul

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't know about the rest of you bitches, but I'm home from work already.
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Suck a big fat donkey ball.


… but really… yay for you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Happy for you. Sad for me.

Legit … I’m at work with fuck all to do and I’m sad.

 

[CuriousRick]

I get to go home an hour early. Problem is I have nothing left to do but kill time til I go home

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey, I have a word processor too!

*mumbles something about having an old soul

Awh don't be sad....
I was attempting to flirt old soul style....

 

[Apisto42]

Legit … I’m at work with fuck all to do and I’m sad.

Remote work is the best work.

 

[BrendaBear]

I get to go home an hour early. Problem is I have nothing left to do but kill time til I go home

I absolutely hate that... and I'm in the same situation, all week. They don't have anything for me to work on. It is infuriating to me. I thrive when there is too much to do, several projects all at once, crazy deadlines... that is where I shine.

I believe I have mentioned I'm weird before. This shouldn't surprise anyone.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Going through an ISO audit at work this week (kill me, please).

No findings or observations for my department, so I'll take this win!

Spent a couple hours troubleshooting my home network after I got home, looks like my access point shit the bed, but luckily my modem, firewall, and switch are all good.

Pulled the trigger on a new AP, will get that configured tomorrow and the minions can get back to Fortnight or trying to circumvent the parental controls I have in place on the network.

And I'm under a tornado watch until 4 am. After having survived some wicked tornadoes from my time in OK, I don't normally pay them any mind, but something feels off about this storm tonight.

I'm not normally an anxious person, so I don't know what was bothering me, but no issues from last night's storm.

And I hate my bingo card...

I hate my bingo card because it isn't full, let alone a single line complete.

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Thanks for letting me dump this all, it was cathartic.

 

[Amanda330]

Legit … I’m at work with fuck all to do and I’m sad.

In this particular situation does fuck all mean nothing or lots? Lol.

Because I have lots to do and I'm hating my job rn.

Anyone want a sugar baby? Because I wasn't designed to work.

Also, this is a joke. I like making my own money but I also like complaining. Fuck off.

 

[crazychemgirl]

In this particular situation does fuck all mean nothing or lots? Lol.

Because I have lots to do and I'm hating my job rn.

Anyone want a sugar baby? Because I wasn't designed to work.

Also, this is a joke. I like making my own money but I also like complaining. Fuck off.

I’ll say this … I’m currently 33% in a book I started this morning.