Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

Don’t we all?


I bet Jesus fucks like a god.

I mean... you ever look at a crucifix? Jesus has abs on abs on abs. He could pick you up and throw you down without breaking a sweat. For you were thirsty and he gave you something to drink.

 

[dawn_of_night]

If the end of the world was imminent .. and you were just working your reg job .. it’s the middle of the day. Nothing extraordinary about the day.. (let’s say you don’t work from home)… and you had less than 30 minutes until the end of your life.

I imagine the phone lines and roads would be clogged…

What would you do? How would you spend your last 30 minutes on earth without your family / friends / pets …??

Eating ice cream and watching cartoons.... If I had a doggo, I'd take him for a walk....

 

[TS_Woody]

If the end of the world was imminent .. and you were just working your reg job .. it’s the middle of the day. Nothing extraordinary about the day.. (let’s say you don’t work from home)… and you had less than 30 minutes until the end of your life.

I imagine the phone lines and roads would be clogged…

What would you do? How would you spend your last 30 minutes on earth without your family / friends / pets …??

who thinks of this?

 

[BrendaBear]

If the end of the world was imminent .. and you were just working your reg job .. it’s the middle of the day. Nothing extraordinary about the day.. (let’s say you don’t work from home)… and you had less than 30 minutes until the end of your life.

I imagine the phone lines and roads would be clogged…

What would you do? How would you spend your last 30 minutes on earth without your family / friends / pets …??

Break out some REM and crank that up, and start dancing.

 

[MissLabelled]

Hmm... You think the combined pressure of our pussies could do that? Lol

Our pussies are magic

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If the end of the world was imminent .. and you were just working your reg job .. it’s the middle of the day. Nothing extraordinary about the day.. (let’s say you don’t work from home)… and you had less than 30 minutes until the end of your life.

I imagine the phone lines and roads would be clogged…

What would you do? How would you spend your last 30 minutes on earth without your family / friends / pets …??

https://imgur.com/xVxi75Z

 

[crazychemgirl]

Eating ice cream and watching cartoons.... If I had a doggo, I'd take him for a walk....

If you didn’t work from home and couldn’t get out of work … couldn’t call your family cuz everyone trying to call their families clogged the phone lines.

You’re just .. chillin at work and there’s a notification on the radio that you have ~30 minutes until the world ends

 

[dawn_of_night]

So many nuts left off the table. Macadamia, Brazil, filbert(hazelnut), deez...

I couldn't choose on this list .... Literally all favorites....

 

[TS_Woody]

Our pussies are magic

can you show us a trick?

 

[BrendaBear]

who thinks of this?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/dK-TZGP1q5EAAAAC/plotting-thumbs.gif
@crazychemgirl, that's who.

 

[dawn_of_night]

If you didn’t work from home and couldn’t get out of work … couldn’t call your family cuz everyone trying to call their families clogged the phone lines.

You’re just .. chillin at work and there’s a notification on the radio that you have ~30 minutes until the world en

Are you telling me I can't eat ice cream and watch cartoons at work??

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you telling me I can't eat ice cream and watch cartoons at work??

Right? Like... what... they might fire you?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I laughed so hard at that, I went into a coughing fit.

I fucking hate when that happens

 

[macster3951]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

This will get an eye roll...Busta Nut.
Close second is cashew.

 

[MissLabelled]

can you show us a trick?

Poof, I just disappeared.

 

[morelikeasong]

Are you putting the nuts inside you?

Well… I’M not

Holy crap, you need Jesus.

Or maybe just need to get laid

 

[MissLabelled]

If the end of the world was imminent .. and you were just working your reg job .. it’s the middle of the day. Nothing extraordinary about the day.. (let’s say you don’t work from home)… and you had less than 30 minutes until the end of your life.

I imagine the phone lines and roads would be clogged…

What would you do? How would you spend your last 30 minutes on earth without your family / friends / pets …??

So, do I like my coworkers in this scenario or ...?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Right? Like... what... they might fire you?

Well not only that.... We literally watched animatics for an hour today on Disney+

There was painting, and scrapbooking, some spray painting and lots and lots of wood cutting....

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/dK-TZGP1q5EAAAAC/plotting-thumbs.gif
@crazychemgirl, that's who.

It’s true … I’m wicked and twisted

 

[crazychemgirl]

So, do I like my coworkers in this scenario or ...?

as much as anyone likes their coworkers I imagine

 

[TS_Woody]

Are you putting the nuts inside you?

she means she wants a guy to nut inside her? .. oh nevermind

 

[dawn_of_night]

Or maybe just need to get laid

I can help you with that...

 

[morelikeasong]

It’s true … I’m wicked and twisted

Or, as us massholes would say, wicked twisted

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or, as us massholes would say, wicked twisted

Omg I still say wicked because of that place

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Our pussies are magic

Yes they are.
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