Mr_bogey
Morally Casual
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Or have really good balance and a sturdy step stool.
Sex & Shenanigans
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Mr_bogey
Morally Casual
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Impressive! You win the "blackout" game.
Taegul
MAFTA, Fatherfuckers
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I dunno. I kinda like the idea of those pornos where she's stuck inside the washing machine/dryer. Women be getting stuck in the strangest places in pornos...
aussiegeekygal
Joculatrix 🃏
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Gimme something hard, big boy
aussiegeekygal
Joculatrix 🃏
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You just loaded my adventures for this morning, lol
Taegul
MAFTA, Fatherfuckers
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It's just weird to me how clumsy women in porn can be. Always getting stuck in the most awkward of places when not wearing panties. You'd think they'd learn to be more careful eventually...
MissLabelled
Majestically Queer
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Amanda330
This IS our circus
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vagrantx
Tonberry Queen
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Not crossing "in a room full of candles"? Where'd all that beautiful wax come from then?
Apisto42
Buck Moon Rabbit
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I’ve checked every box.
Heh. Box.
Nicefella
NonDILF
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I’ve concluded that porn ladies are just simply curious and unconditionally trusting women who misplace their panties often. Nice ladies I must say.
MissLabelled
Majestically Queer
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There was no sex, at least not while the candles were litNot crossing "in a room full of candles"? Where'd all that beautiful wax come from then?
UnquietDreams
Hail, Discord(ia)
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In this case, short boy problems. Well, 5'8, but short legs.
SalaciousMonkey22
FAFO 💋
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dawn_of_night
Literotica Guru
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Awee.
You're fun size
Also, I was thinking I'd need the stool to even get in the washer....
Otis_Ravelli
Just some fella
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Looks like we need to send you on a plane to a beach with a couple of people waiting for you.
Amanda330
This IS our circus
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I can't even tell you how many times this has happened to me... I will never learn.
Taegul
MAFTA, Fatherfuckers
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Do you perform maid services on the side? AFAF.
Amanda330
This IS our circus
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Fuck no. Lol. But I'm often in a library in a very short skirt and shockingly no panties.
Taegul
MAFTA, Fatherfuckers
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Could you help me get a couple of books down from the top shelf, please?
Amanda330
This IS our circus
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I'd have thought you'd want something from the bottom shelf? Also, I'm not very tall... Sooo... I doubt I could reach.Could you help me get a couple of books down from the top shelf, please?
Taegul
MAFTA, Fatherfuckers
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OMG. Show some initiative and get a ladder! I'm hungry for....ummm....knowledge. Yeah, knowledge....
MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
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Amanda330
This IS our circus
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Omg. Yes, ma'am. I will climb the fucking ladder then. Lol.
Can you hold it still for me?
Taegul
MAFTA, Fatherfuckers
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That honestly depends on how distracted I am.
It's a bit shaky at the moment. Ok, the ladder is about a 3.4 on the Richter scale right now...
