Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I'm not sure I would trust this @dawn_of_night ... Spots on a dick cannot be good. In fact I'm pretty sure you need at least an antibiotic for that.

I also wouldn't eat the custard.

I know right I'm really disappointed.... We fuck in FMK all. the. time.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh you mean blank space

Yea.... Isn't it something like....
I'll put you in my blank space....

 

[Amanda330]

I know right I'm really disappointed.... We fuck in FMK all. the. time.

Deffo time for a check up, my dear.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Thank you! I realized that must be what TS was… just not a fan. I’ll see myself out, so I don’t get lynched or anything.

Taylor Swift is actually quite a good songwriter. I don’t like her music really. But check out Ryan Adams word for word cover of her 1989 album.

Check out Blank Space. It’s incredible. She’s a great songwriter. I don’t like her delivery of the songs, but a good song can be performed by a lot of different styles.

 

[Lord Pmann]

No?

Haha. This made me snort.

 

[BrendaBear]

How much more do you want from me?!

Well.... if I'm being honest....
https://media1.tenor.com/m/eJYFMntoeEYAAAAC/you-give-a-girl-all-sorts-of-nasty-ideas.gif

 

[Amanda330]

Haha. This made me snort.

Mhmm.

 

[Lord Pmann]

How much more do you want from me?!

AN INVITE! I already told you this!

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[morelikeasong]

"Oh, I am just curious because I am so innocent," she says...

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[MissLabelled]

AN INVITE! I already told you this!

Fine. I’ll invite you next time but I swear to god if you bring up shopvacs or horses …

 

[Amanda330]

Fine. I’ll invite you next time but I swear to god if you bring up shopvacs or horses …

He will.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fine. I’ll invite you next time but I swear to god if you bring up shopvacs or horses …

You can count on me. If we are search for some porn to watch as a group I won’t even pull up and VILF or HILF porn. You have my word…

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm not sure I would trust this @dawn_of_night ... Spots on a dick cannot be good. In fact I'm pretty sure you need at least an antibiotic for that.

I also wouldn't eat the custard.

She spots are from the dried fruit, of course. And the custard is quite fresh!

 

[Amanda330]

She spots are from the dried fruit, of course. And the custard is quite fresh!

I'd hope the custard was fresh. Who just carries it around in a jar???

And also, are they like stains from blueberries? Why are you putting fruit on your dick?

 

[MissLabelled]

I'd hope the custard was fresh. Who just carries it around in a jar???

And also, are they like stains from blueberries? Why are you putting fruit on your dick?

I had the same thought, re: dried fruit.

Very reminiscent of that American Pie scene

 

[UnquietDreams]

Because it is delicious. And I know they look similar when on a spotted dick, but those are currants, not blue berries.

 

[MindYaBitness]

She spots are from the dried fruit, of course. And the custard is quite fresh!

That's what they all say

 

[Amanda330]

Because it is delicious. And I know they look similar when on a spotted dick, but those are currants, not blue berries.

I love that you aren't even trying to stoop to our level. Lol

 

[Amanda330]

That's what they all say

And that's how I got VD.

 

[MissLabelled]

You can count on me. If we are search for some porn to watch as a group I won’t even pull up and VILF or HILF porn. You have my word…

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[UnquietDreams]

I love that you aren't even trying to stoop to our level. Lol

Why whatever do you mean?

 

[UnquietDreams]

And that's how I got VD.

Virtual Disks are quite helpful. Good for you!

 

[Amanda330]

Virtual Disks are quite helpful. Good for you!

Wh... umm...

Nope.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Fine. I’ll invite you next time but I swear to god if you bring up shopvacs or horses …

He will.

I might be a bit in love with you both for helping carry on @Lord Pmann’s love of pony play