Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Where?
Coming over?

For some spotted dick. With custard.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Your tailgate parties already have this game?

Yes.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This should be a new game at tailgate parties

It’s all fun and games until some asshole throws one from right out the fryer. (It’s me)

 

[MissLabelled]

Depends. Probably not sugared, that's gotta be gritty

So you see, we're trying to get a new dick trick going where someone stacks doughnuts on their cock

 

[dawn_of_night]

Absolutely

Can I help?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Taking credit where it isn't due...? Hmm.

What a man... (This is why elispses are useful.)

The ellipses are confusing. Were you about to compliment me…

 

[SherlockianMan]

So you see, were trying to get a new dick trick going where someone stacks doughnuts on their cock

Gotcha. I'm not currently in possession of doughnuts. Sorry

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gotcha. I'm not currently in possession of doughnuts. Sorry

Fine. Can you procure said donuts in a timely manner?

 

[Amanda330]

The ellipses are confusing. Were you about to compliment me…

It should be:

Were you about to compliment me...? Punctuation is still important.

And no. Lol.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Depends on what you consider food. I have an uncle named Dick

Well I don't bite, and I promise I'll swallow...

 

[MissLabelled]

Gotcha. I'm not currently in possession of doughnuts. Sorry

Well dang. And now you know how it's going in here. This thread never fails to entertain lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

For some spotted dick. With custard.

Uhhuh... Ok.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It should be:

Were you about to compliment me...? Punctuation is still important.

And no. Lol.

To be fair, ellipses are punctuation…

Feel free to compliment my knowledge of punctuation marks. Or my glowing personality.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You and I attend very different tailgate parties.

Ya, hers sounds like way more fun

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ya, hers sounds like way more fun

No argument there.

 

[Amanda330]

To be fair, ellipses are punctuation…

Feel free to compliment my knowledge of punctuation marks. Or my glowing personality.

True. But it was still a question that was in need of a question mark.

 

[Nicefella]

Thank you! I realized that must be what TS was… just not a fan. I’ll see myself out, so I don’t get lynched or anything.

No reason to. TS is not the end all of good music.

 

[dawn_of_night]

No reason to. TS is not the end all of good music.

It was just one song.....

 

[Lord Pmann]

True. But it was still a question that was in need of a question mark.

I’m taking this as a compliment?

 

[Amanda330]

For some spotted dick. With custard.

I'm not sure I would trust this @dawn_of_night ... Spots on a dick cannot be good. In fact I'm pretty sure you need at least an antibiotic for that.

I also wouldn't eat the custard.

 

[Nicefella]

It was just one song.....

Oh you mean blank space

 

[Amanda330]

I’m taking this as a compliment?

No?

 

[MissLabelled]

Feel free to compliment my knowledge of punctuation marks. Or my glowing personality.

How much more do you want from me?!

 

[dawn_of_night]

How much more do you want from me?!

Well...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm not sure I would trust this @dawn_of_night ... Spots on a dick cannot be good. In fact I'm pretty sure you need at least an antibiotic for that.

I also wouldn't eat the custard.

Particularly if said custard came from the spotted dick. See also: previous comments on contaminated cock