Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Today is horrible.
That is all.

I agree, but sorry to hear it nonetheless.

Hope your day gets better.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yall if I looked like that I’d be posting pics of myself 24/7 on here just spamming yall with my stupid hot body

Stupid fake devil. Not letting you sell your soul for our pleasure. Bogus.

 

[MissLabelled]

You haven't seen Dangerous Liaisons? You are so sheltered! Get out of the convent and maybe try something just a little bit wild for once.

Right? I'm going to resign and then the first thing I'm going to do is swear! I can't wait to live this new life.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I support this decision

Yall if I looked like that I’d be posting pics of myself 24/7 on here just spamming yall with my stupid hot body

 

[dawn_of_night]

 

[Mr_bogey]

You would be waiting a LONG time sir

What about me? Do I have to wait?
Let's see if this works

 

[BrendaBear]

Right? I'm going to resign and then the first thing I'm going to do is swear! I can't wait to live this new life.

Hmmm... pondering... that first moment of swearing... after leaving a convent....

"Oh! Holy shit!!!"

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right? I'm going to resign and then the first thing I'm going to do is swear! I can't wait to live this new life.

Dann straight! Oh, sorry....

 

[Amanda330]

So many movies you all talked about last night and I had no clue what any of them were. Have I been living a sheltered life?

I love you... But if you're sheltered then what the fuck am I? Lol.

Get thee to a nunnery. (My dad to me obvs. because I'm an innocent baby.)

 

[dawn_of_night]

So today's topic is innocence instead of purity?

 

[MissLabelled]

I love you... But if you're sheltered then what the fuck am I? Lol.

Get thee to a nunnery. (My dad to me obvs. because I'm an innocent baby.)

A lil devil in an angel's clothing.

 

[MissLabelled]

You know when you're at the grocery store and you tell yourself "no, don't buy the cookies, we're eating healthy"? Yeah, that was me yesterday and today I hate that bitch so much!

I want cookies!!

 

[Amanda330]

You know when you're at the grocery store and you tell yourself "no, don't buy the cookies, we're eating healthy"? Yeah, that was me yesterday and today I hate that bitch so much!

I want cookies!!

I do this to myself all the time...

 

[Taegul]

I'm the dummy that goes to the grocery store when hungry.

 Never go to the grocery store hungry lol.

 

[MissLabelled]

I do this to myself all the time...

We're so mean to ourselves!

 

[Amanda330]

We're so mean to ourselves!

We really are. You're allowed to have a cookie. I give you permission.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We really are. You're allowed to have a cookie. I give you permission.

I was just going to agree. Life’s too short to deprive yourself of small joys.

 

[Amanda330]

I was just going to agree. Life’s too short to deprive yourself of small joys.

This is why we're besties.

 

[BrendaBear]

We're so mean to ourselves!

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[Amanda330]

I'm the dummy that goes to the grocery store when hungry.

 Never go to the grocery store hungry lol.

I do try not to ever do that... Otherwise I buy alllll the snacks. And taking my kids means we buy everything. Lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

We're so mean to ourselves!

We really are. You're allowed to have a cookie. I give you permission.

I was just going to agree. Life’s too short to deprive yourself of small joys.

Exactly. I went the other way for a while. Part of my cooping mechanism for a bad relationship I was in was "comfort eating." Totally unhealthy, and I am paying for it still, though I have a handle on it now (getting out of the relationship fixed it. Who knew?) So it is finding that balance between deprivation and overindulgence (and deprivation that leads to overindulgence).

 

[Taegul]

I do try not to ever do that... Otherwise I buy alllll the snacks. And taking my kids means we buy everything. Lol

And God help anyone handing out samples. I've taken people's fingers off before.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I was just going to agree. Life’s too short to deprive yourself of small joys.

That's what I tell my dates.

 

[UnquietDreams]

And God help anyone handing out samples. I've taken people's fingers off before.

In college we used to hit Costco on Saturday for "samples lunch."

 

[MissLabelled]

We really are. You're allowed to have a cookie. I give you permission.

I'm going to the store after work and getting all the cookies.

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