Sex & Shenanigans

Because animals are innocent and humans suck? Lol.

Generally speaking.
I feed my dogs the human equivalent of dry cereal every day, and yet when I walk through the door they rejoice like it's the second coming of Christ. Throw the ball, joy. Pet their ears, joy. Go for a ride, joy.

The only thing they don't like are their coats & sweaters. I will admit it is slightly ignoble for a 100lb dog to need one, but selective breeding gave them no undercoat. Even then, once the ordeal of getting them on is over, joy.

Dogs>humans
 
Still taking applications for friends. View attachment 2344741

NGL, those kind of benefits would be amazing 🤣

I prefer...

"He's my ESSP."

"...he's clairvoyant?"

"Emotional Support Sexy Person."
I currently prefer “frisky friend” 😻🐾

I have answers 😎. But you know I would set the world on fire before I let anything or anyone do something to harm or mistreat my dogs.
I know 💗 May have been a flimsy excuse to get you to reinstall Skype 😜

No wait, what if we love goofy dad types? 🥺

Wait… what if you are trying to pick up a dad? Don’t they fall for dad jokes? 🤔🤔🤔

The right dad joke aimed at an unsuspecting dad, and he’s putty in your hands
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I was just answering things as honestly as possible..Most of that shit happened before I was thirty. I am not that person anymore.
Appreciate the honesty 🫂 Hopefully the last part is true for most of us

We’re all kids, we just look grown up 🤣🤣🤣
Oh! Speaking of petting puppers…in FFXIV right now, there’s an FFXVI crossover event and one of the rewards is a wolfy mount. He has an emote where the rider can pet and scratch the back of his neck and he howls. Sofa king cute!
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I feed my dogs the human equivalent of dry cereal every day, and yet when I walk through the door they rejoice like it's the second coming of Christ. Throw the ball, joy. Pet their ears, joy. Go for a ride, joy.

The only thing they don't like are their coats & sweaters. I will admit it is slightly ignoble for a 100lb dog to need one, but selective breeding gave them no undercoat. Even then, once the ordeal of getting them on is over, joy.

Dogs>humans
I was just saying how I am super indulgent to my pets and a big part of it is just…how do you not be? So little effort to cuddle or scritch an ear brings so much joy into the world. My dog’s excitement and happiness when I open the box with her leash is greater than any I feel most anytime. And I’m a pretty happy person.
 
So true!!!
I torture my dog by putting her in sweaters but she gets cold and she looks adorable. ❤️View attachment 2344870
I wanted a Frenchie so badly! I had deposits on two litters. Then my family staged an intervention, apparently they'd been poisoned against them because our friends' is a misbehaved, snorting mess. So, that's how we ended up with three Weimaraners
 
I wanted a Frenchie so badly! I had deposits on two litters. Then my family staged an intervention, apparently they'd been poisoned against them because our friends' is a misbehaved, snorting mess. So, that's how we ended up with three Weimaraners
Weimeriners are great dogs!
And Frenchie’s have tons of issues. We were not small dog or purebred folks before her. Every dog was a pound puppy and some kind of Shepard but the parents belong to my best friend and they are amazing dogs.
She was a gift from my BF to me and I could not be more in love. Plus she can travel with us and loves to fly and go for road trips.
She is spoiled, needs allergy meds and farts really badly but we are too smitten to care. She is the perfect empty nest dog❤️💕
 
Weimeriners are great dogs!
And Frenchie’s have tons of issues. We were not small dog or purebred folks before her. Every dog was a pound puppy and some kind of Shepard but the parents belong to my best friend and they are amazing dogs.
She was a gift from my BF to me and I could not be more in love. Plus she can travel with us and loves to fly and go for road trips.
She is spoiled, needs allergy meds and farts really badly but we are too smitten to care. She is the perfect empty nest dog❤️💕
We put down my baby, Alfred, in February. Between his monthly Cytopoint injections & daily Apoquel, intermittent ear infections...he was an expensive boy.
 
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