Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Me too... All the time.

Man, I get the worst coworkers

 

[Amanda330]

Man, I get the worst coworkers

Just wait until we open our animal shelter. Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just wait until we open our animal shelter. Lol

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[Amanda330]

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Omg

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Omg

Yeah sweater puppies gimme the same reaction.

 

[Amanda330]

Yeah sweater puppies gimme the same reaction.

Every single puppy needs a sweater... I just want to cuddle all of them.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Can’t believe my manager pulled a fast one on me and I fell for it. Told her I’m leaving for lunch, she said enjoy your lunch and don’t come back.
Me: Really?!!
Her: I’m kidding. Have a nice one

Oh well

 

[AuntieDisco]

Yeah sweater puppies gimme the same reaction.

I’m skeptic about puppies, I love them but just last week one coworker’s youngling peed on my teammates shirt while she was cuddling him. She was wearing a white blouse, I couldn’t hold back my laugh. I’m terrible.

 

[Amanda330]

I’m skeptic about puppies, I love them but just last week one coworker’s youngling peed on my teammates shirt while she was cuddling him. She was wearing a white blouse, I couldn’t hold back my laugh. I’m terrible.

Puppies just get excited. Like babies without diapers...

I'd have laughed, too. Lol

 

[AuntieDisco]

Puppies just get excited. Like babies without diapers...

I'd have laughed, too. Lol

That’s why I avoid holding them unless I really really have to. And have only allowed one husky pup to lick my face because I HAD to hold him

 

[MissLabelled]

Pssst…I think that’s her point .

I was reiterating to make sure I got the point lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m skeptic about puppies, I love them but just last week one coworker’s youngling peed on my teammates shirt while she was cuddling him. She was wearing a white blouse, I couldn’t hold back my laugh. I’m terrible.

They’re worth it though

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Puppies just get excited. Like babies without diapers...

I'd have laughed, too. Lol

Babies, teenage boys, grown ass men.

 

[LupineOne]

Babies, teenage boys, grown ass men.

We’re all kids, we just look grown up

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s why I avoid holding them unless I really really have to. And have only allowed one husky pup to lick my face because I HAD to hold him

I do agree though that at my point in life like babies, puppies are adorable and wonderful…for someone else to have and me to just get to play with and cuddle and smell. And give to someone else when they stop smelling good.

Whatever dog we adopt after my current one passes it’s gonna be at least 3 years old

 

[Mrtenant]

Not gonna lie Chlamydia happened. So of course I got scared and tested for everything. Ive been arrested and convicted of a crime but not a felony. When I was 11 I got touched by a female cousin who was 15, so yeah a bit incestuous there but more like sexually assaulted. Never any animals or anything that weird. I was just answering things as honestly as possible..Most of that shit happened before I was thirty. I am not that person anymore. I havent had a drug harder than weed since 1994.

Do you put that on your business card?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Something something
3 day weekend

Something Something

*leaves*

 

[Mrtenant]

Yeah sweater puppies gimme the same reaction.

Good job wedging that one in there

 

[BrendaBear]

Finally, someone who at least respects my ways. You are correct. I court. I romance. I brush their manes. They’re literally champing at the bit to get to be in my stable.

. Nice touch!

 

[AuntieDisco]

I do agree though that at my point in life like babies, puppies are adorable and wonderful…for someone else to have and me to just get to play with and cuddle and smell. And give to someone else when they stop smelling good.

Whatever dog we adopt after my current one passes it’s gonna be at least 3 years old

Such compassion for your current dog, how old is he/she?

 

[BrendaBear]

Pssst…I think that’s her point .

Psssst… I think “getting a point” is one of the desired outcomes…

Just sayin’

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Good job wedging that one in there

I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Such compassion for your current dog, how old is he/she?

Don’t know how old she was when we got her exactly but we’ve had her for 16 years. So 17-18? Our other dog passed away during Covid and she is very happy being the only dog in the house. Turns out I surround myself with attention sluts

 

[BrendaBear]

Don’t know how old she was when we got her exactly but we’ve had her for 16 years. So 17-18? Our other dog passed away during Covid and she is very happy being the only dog in the house. Turns out I surround myself with attention sluts

What’s that saying? “Game recognizes game” ???

 

[Amanda330]

Don’t know how old she was when we got her exactly but we’ve had her for 16 years. So 17-18? Our other dog passed away during Covid and she is very happy being the only dog in the house. Turns out I surround myself with attention sluts

Mhmm. Lol

Not surprised.