🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[InThe312]

What am I worrying about losing in the back door? My fingers my friend, or *blink* the park?

Yes.

You don't want to lose anything. The finding can be quite problematic.

 

[StillRain]

Yes.

You don't want to lose anything. The finding can be quite problematic.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominating @Wand3rlust for not knowing her alphabet. L comes after K!

I think it’s different in England.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think it’s different in England.

Like how U comes before R?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Like how U comes before R?

Probubly

 

[InThe312]

U R all wankers

Get your nom nom noms in before it's too late.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Like how U comes before R?

I knew you'd get it eventually.

 

[InThe312]

In the spirit of Literotica (and an earlier conversation with my partner), how about Wanker poetry?

There once was a Wanker on Lit
They thought they were serious shit
But one day their trope
won a gold cock to grope
And now they can't help but fuck it

 

[Wand3rlust]

There once was a panel of judge
Who gave all the wankers a nudge
Get your nominations in
And we'll see who will win
Though this judge makes it a bit of a fudge.

 

[Amanda330]

In a town where the wankers roam wild,
All their antics left people beguiled.
But one fateful day,
They got caught in the fray,
And their egos were completely defiled.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wanker of the week.
An idea from @StillRain
She let the wankers speak
Then listed them by name.

Now one of the weekly winners
Was badly mis adjudged
Totally not a wanker
And adorable and stuff.

Now @InThe312
is the current poj
we know he's gonna be shit.
But he's here for all of May.

So get wanking, merry people
Wankettes and wankers too.
And when the winner is announced
Who knows? It could be you.

 

[StillRain]

Nominating @Amanda330 for utilisation of words like beguiled in her poetry, she is beginning to sound like the incredible Taylor Alison Swift.

 

[Amanda330]

Nominating @Amanda330 for utilisation of words like beguiled in her poetry, she is beginning to sound like the incredible Taylor Alison Swift.

Shouldn't that be a good thing???

Nominated for nominating me for using pretty words. Even wankers can be smart.

 

[StillRain]

Shouldn't that be a good thing???

Nominated for nominating me for using pretty words. Even wankers can be smart.

Let’s not get carried away. I don’t know you well enough to accuse you of being smart.

 

[Amanda330]

Let’s not get carried away. I don’t know you well enough to accuse you of being smart.

Well, you  did say I sounded like a goddess... So... I'll take it.

Thanks. Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

In a town where the wankers roam wild,
All their antics left people beguiled.
But one fateful day,
They got caught in the fray,
And their egos were completely defiled.

I will argue that there is no hotter word in English than defiled.

Juts saying

 

[Amanda330]

I will argue that there is no hotter word in English than defiled.

Juts saying

I would have to agree

 

[StillRain]

Different strokes for different folks, I guess. It kind of gives me the old fashioned rapey vibes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Different strokes for different folks, I guess. It kind of gives me the old fashioned rapey vibes.

I get that. Context matters. It certainly could be the amongst the worst words too.

 

[InThe312]

The panel of judge is a bit under the weather today, so I’m running a little slow.

My loss is your gain. Someone go full wanker today? Last minute friends you want to to win the golden cock? There is still time.

Winner to be announced in a few hours.

May the 4th be with you wankers.

 

[Wriggle]

I'm nominating all the poetry wankers .....you know who you are

 

[Amanda330]

I'm nominating all the poetry wankers .....you know who you are

Nominated for not following through on the 5 second naked video.

 

[Wriggle]

Nominated for not following through on the 5 second naked video.

Will you redact the nomination of I send it you?

 

[Amanda330]

Will you redact the nomination of I send it you?

No.

 

[InThe312]

Well wanky Litsters, the final nomination list for this week is here. Wagers accepted right until the final winner is announced.

Don't let that stop you from getting next week started.

Winner coming soon.

(Nominee / Money line / Over Under on Total WotWs)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie / +1500 / 1
@SalaciousMonkey22 surely for credence, sucking up, bro failure / +500 / 7
@crazychemgirl for failing to read / +800 / 3
@lavendersilk for thirst / -300 / 1
@Wand3rlust for denial, wasting my time, hot dog finger hate / +200 / 10
@OrdinaryPerson can't take a hint?? / +150 / 2
@Lonelywife1205 can't take a hint?? / -150 / 1
@ydahecnot for locution / -500 / 2
@Bry1313 for history (all of it) / -100 / 15
@UnquietDreams for history of frog sex / -300 / 2
@Indie for obfuscation / -400 / 1
@Xerxes82 for boring / -350 / 1
@Tigobitties98 for being right about history / -325 / 1
@Amanda330 for beguiling / +300 / 2
@Wriggle for staying covered / +400 / 1

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