Sex & Shenanigans

Pretty certain unless you bring in a meth dealer, a relative, and the dog fucker, you’re pretty close to as perfect a score as you’re likely to see.
You’ve assumed correctly that those last two are not and will never be checked off my list.

But the rest of my list was pretty much accomplished with the help of my meth dealer.
(I’m kidding!)
 
Because I love you guys and want to share...

I didn't start having sex until I was well into my thirties. Probably would have been my forties but that movie, you know which one, made me want to get it over with.

Ever since then it has been like I'm making up for lost time. So, maybe in another five years or so that number will change. Lol
 
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