Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is where I had problems. I was great with the work, and got by for years on client referrals, but I am horrible at marketing myself.

Part of it is I am very shy (stop laughing). Once I get comfortable with someone, or someplace, I'm fine, I'm me, more comfortable to share--and you can determine if that is a good thing or not, heh. But before I get comfortable? All my insecurities, my inadequacies, my fears win. I am awkward, or just quiet on the side. It is easier than facing rejection. I don't break ice, I don't even flirt untill I am comfortable, or someone flirts with me first. I don't think I was always like this, I am pretty sure I wasn't. But here I am.

I have two novels mostly done, and a third I am working on. And I can give you reasons of what needs to be done -- tighten this up, or make another pass at the dialogue there. But if I am honest with myself, something I avoid, I admit that if I finished them, I would then have to submit them, and face the rejection that would come. So I keep revising.

So for me, too often, the fears win.

So I think most people don't get published by a real publisher or even if they do, don't make a ton of money. But there is something kind of awesome about just creating something for the sake of creating something. Three novels is a huge deal. Congrats.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Also, I'd like to change my answer on today's home work....
I'm a bracket making fool before lunch and a professor of sculpt in the afternoon..

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So, like a cooking show?

Id watch

 

[Bry1313]

25/75

28/72

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

28/72

Fine but you have to do all the work

 

[Bry1313]

Fine but you have to do all the work

Fine, but you have to dress like these guys


https://media1.tenor.com/m/wGDjfIe_BYYAAAAC/pimp-eddie.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/52Fl7S91FJ29c8Kr62/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9520dpzi0sin6tggmmels0fmzilssp9vnquqzih1oz3&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Am not! You’re just causing troubles She’s cute, funny, thirsty and sweet how the fuck else you gonna define hot? Shit, I’m only three of those things and I’m hot af.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Shmexy

Wait..:that’s good right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So I think most people don't get published by a real publisher or even if they do, don't make a ton of money. But there is something kind of awesome about just creating something for the sake of creating something. Three novels is a huge deal. Congrats.

Legit … I want to write my novel just because I want to write it. Not because I want to be rich.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This feels like you are exploiting me here, 30/70 or no deal.

You need an agent

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fine, but you have to dress like these guys


https://media1.tenor.com/m/wGDjfIe_BYYAAAAC/pimp-eddie.gif

I already have my pimp hat on. The full suit is outside clothes

You need an agent

No, he doesnt

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait..:that’s good right?

For a monkey
Not for a unicorn....

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm currently taking applications.

 

[MissLabelled]

I had the same issue with photography … which is also why I quit.

Unfortunate, especially if it's going well. But the loss of my creative freedom, and also that it was 10% shooting, 90% everything else, made it unsustainable for me mentally.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm currently taking applications.

View attachment 2343919

I want to be Squidward.

 

[macster3951]

How did you get this video to embed?? I never can with TikTok

I copy and pasted the url from my internet browser right into the reply

 

[MissLabelled]

I want to be Squidward.

By all means, lie down

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

By all means, lie down

One step ahead of you

 

[crazychemgirl]

I want to be Squidward.

I read this as “squirtle”



So … does squirtle sound like a turtle or a super soaker ?

 

[UnquietDreams]

...wait. PAN-sexual?

Unfortunately I am 97.5% straight...

 

[macster3951]

I read this as “squirtle”



So … does squirtle sound like a turtle or a super soaker ?

sounds like female turtle ejaculation.
So a little of both.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Unfortunately I am 97.5% straight...

Is the 2.5% where @SalaciousMonkey22 slips in?

 

[MissLabelled]

I read this as “squirtle”



So … does squirtle sound like a turtle or a super soaker ?

It sounds more like an old lady at bingo who smoked her entire life.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is the 2.5% where @SalaciousMonkey22 slips in?

Every chance I get

 

[crazychemgirl]

Every chance I get

That’s what he said.