Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Well. I have just had my dream job - being the first non-wanker panel of judge. The prior incumbent was wanker enough for the rest of the year....

My dream job.

Tv Lawyer. in an American firm. Not in the UK with the wigs.
Or Journalist.
Writer.

Playwrite.

I can have loads right?

Is that enough for the book?

You’re my least favorite

 

[Bry1313]

sure - is that a perquisite of working in a US law firm? I have to speak with an American accent?

I can copy.... quite well...

I’ve seen some crazy British spellings, but that’s an insane way to spell prerequisite.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Upper middle management in a soulless corporation.

*achievement unlocked*

 

[Wand3rlust]

You’re my least favourite

FIFY

and go and tell a wanker who gives a shit

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You’re my least favorite

Oh dear…this is not how this works.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’ve seen some crazy British spellings, but that’s an insane way to spell prerequisite.

did someone start whining again - it makes me swtich off....

 

[Bry1313]

*achievement unlocked*

Im truly living my dream every day

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

FIFY

and go and tell a wanker who gives a shit

You’re MY favourite. You’re always invited to our parties.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Upper middle management in a soulless corporation.

And to think I gave up the dream!

 

[morelikeasong]

Do you know who mychal3ts is? He’s a librarian and my favorite social media follow.

Yesss! He’s so sweet. I follow him on TikTok.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You’re MY favourite. You’re always invited to our parties.

yet somehow, I'm always busy...

what is WITH that?....

 

[Bry1313]

did someone start whining again - it makes me swtich off....

It wasn’t whining, but if it switches you off…..it’s working

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yesss! He’s so sweet. I follow him on TikTok.

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[morelikeasong]

Upper middle management in a soulless corporation.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

yet somehow, I'm always busy...

what is WITH that?....

It’s okay. You’ll still get the invites.

4 Evah.

 

[morelikeasong]

Shoutout to the Gushy Qweens (<<trying it out) out there! It actually is awesome and the laundry is worth it. Ultimately I love every beautiful variety of snooch (and occasional D) that's out there.
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Not a gushy qween. Not to my knowledge at least. You can try though

 

[MissLabelled]

If you could be in your dream career.. what would you be doing?

Special FX artist / prop designer / animatronics for horror and sci-fi movies.

I did take a dream and made it into a career between 2008-2013 but it sadly turned into a grind and killed all of the joy I ever derived from it. Which is why I only do photography for myself now, for fun only (it took me 10 years after ending the business to get over the anxiety that holding my camera gave me)

 

[MissLabelled]

FIFY

and go and tell a wanker who gives a shit

I appreciate this fix. Every time I see “favourite” without a ‘u’, it hurts.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Not a gushy qween. Not to my knowledge at least. You can try though

 

[Mrtenant]

If you could be in your dream career.. what would you be doing?

I’d either be an astronaut, a volcanologist, or a zookeeper?

I'll take Pornstar for 500

Second choice... Rockstar, hmmmm might be first choice.

 

[Bry1313]

I appreciate this fix. Every time I see “favourite” without a ‘u’, it hurts.

For you, I’ll spell it favourite.

 

[morelikeasong]

I did take a dream and made it into a career between 2008-2013 but it sadly turned into a grind and killed all of the joy I ever derived from it. Which is why I only do photography for myself now, for fun only (it took me 10 years after ending the business to get over the anxiety that holding my camera gave me)

This is what makes me skeptical about pushing my photography business. I hate marketing myself and feeling pressure to book.
I love it so much that I don’t want to ruin it with financial expectations.

 

[Amanda330]

yet somehow, I'm always busy...

what is WITH that?....

@SalaciousMonkey22 might have said you're his favourite but you're actually mine. And I have tits. So it's more meaningful.

 

[vagrantx]

Special FX artist / prop designer / animatronics for horror and sci-fi movies.

I did take a dream and made it into a career between 2008-2013 but it sadly turned into a grind and killed all of the joy I ever derived from it. Which is why I only do photography for myself now, for fun only (it took me 10 years after ending the business to get over the anxiety that holding my camera gave me)

"Find a job you love and you won't work a day in your life"

I don't think there's been any smellier bullshit than that quoted since the dawn of capitalism!

 

[Wand3rlust]

@SalaciousMonkey22 might have said you're his favourite but you're actually mine. And I have tits. So it's more meaningful.

tits > mostly everything.