Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

This would be a nice cross-stitched offering on your Etsy shop, Tig. I’d totally hang it by my back door as a daily affirmation on my way to work.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Happy May Day everyone!

 

[__Nathan1968]

They literally ration the WiFi to 90 minutes a day, per device. It's so stupid.

My new charity: Burner Phones for Heroes.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Depends, apparently I'm supposed to abstain from O's for 4-6 week after surgery. If you hear of a strange case of spontaneous human combustion sometime in August, it was me.

You should donate those unused Os to needy Litsters.

Oh damn…I just realized Tig said 4-6 weeks in August.

@ Tig: Hope it’s not til late August so you can still help fill my inbox with 41 orgasms for my mid-August birthday…? (And also hope it all goes well and you have a quick and thorough recovery, of course! )

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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This would be a nice cross-stitched offering on your Etsy shop, Tig. I’d totally hang it by my back door as a daily affirmation on my way to work.

I think CCG needs reminders for #4.
Today, I'm definitely not doing #5. Note to hospital gown makers, we've all gotten taller in the past 7 decades

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

My new charity: Burner Phones for Heroes.

You misspelled "angry assholes."

 

[__Nathan1968]

You misspelled "angry assholes."

Lots of us are angry assholes. Some have good reason.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I think CCG needs reminders for #4.
Today, I'm definitely not doing #5. Note to hospital gown makers, we've all gotten taller in the past 7 decades

Remember the tie goes in the back

 

[LupineOne]

Hey all. Sitting in pre-op to have a thyroidectomy to remedy the cancer they found 2 months ago. I would appreciate any good vibes, prayers, etc. you would be willing to send my way.

I'll catch ya on the flip side.

Carry on, weirdos.

Good luck!

 

[LupineOne]

I really have no idea what I was doing here. I was the photographer at this shoot but somehow, I must have been doing something dumb (shocker!) and it was captured.

Aw, I missed your silly

 

[crazychemgirl]

You lunatics

 

[macster3951]

I hate it when I am too lazy to fuck.

Can you pass me that bag of ruffles?

I would be the world's first non-lazy fucking panda.
Hands @BrendaD some ruffles

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers.
Let's have a glorious wen, Wednesday,..

 

[dawn_of_night]

You lunatics

We love you too.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Good morning, perverts and pervettes!
I must've slept in a weird position because my knee is wicked sore this morning and I'm hobbling around like a Disney witch.
But the air is cool, the coffee is hot, and I'm off work. It's gonna be a good day!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Remember the tie goes in the back

Oooh, that explains the giggles.

Good luck!

All done and recovering, thank you!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Good morning, perverts and pervettes!
I must've slept in a weird position because my knee is wicked sore this morning and I'm hobbling around like a Disney witch.
But the air is cool, the coffee is hot, and I'm off work. It's gonna be a good day!

Sounds lovely … except the knee thing … getting old sucks

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you could be in your dream career.. what would you be doing?

I’d either be an astronaut, a volcanologist, or a zookeeper

 

[LupineOne]

Morning Shenanigang!

 

[Amanda330]

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Morning Shenanigang!

What are you doing posting something so pretty so early? I'm not caffeinated enough to say positive things yet.

It's an ok pic.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Morning Shenanigans!

Too afraid to look out the window this morning *shudders*

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

If you could be in your dream career.. what would you be doing?

I’d either be an astronaut, a volcanologist, or a zookeeper

Architecture or ship captain

 

[dawn_of_night]

If you could be in your dream career.. what would you be doing?

I’d either be an astronaut, a volcanologist, or a zookeeper

Girl, I'm doin it.
Took me 20 years to figure it out but it's everything I've ever said I wanted to do!!
Don't stop believin'

 

[lavendersilk]

If you could be in your dream career.. what would you be doing?

I’d either be an astronaut, a volcanologist, or a zookeeper

Book illustrator.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My dog is having a good run in her sleep …. And kicking me in the process