Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Don't ew the ketchup time of the month, we'll start rolling out the period sneezing memes as part of your exposure therapy

I don't "ew" the ketchup time of the month, just the condiment analogy.

 

[dawn_of_night]

German Potato Salad? Yes.

Is that the mustardy one with .....
Idk. I don't know my potato salads.... Except the red one, I know it by sight...
Also don't think I've put bacon in my potato salad.... Guess I've been doin it wrong... Cause that's a doable thing

 

[Amanda330]

I don't "ew" the ketchup time of the month, just the condiment analogy.

I'm sure I have others I could think of ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Omg no!

Love is love man!!!

 

[Bry1313]

But that means you're missing out on the fun of all us fine Midwestern gentlemen.



I've always found baby oil to be troubling.

What is vegetable oil made out of?

Vegetables.

What is olive oil made out of?

Olives.

What's avocado oil made out of?

Avocados.

So, my question is, what is baby oil made out of?

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[lavendersilk]

Is that the mustardy one with .....
Idk. I don't know my potato salads.... Except the red one, I know it by sight...
Also don't think I've put bacon in my potato salad.... Guess I've been doin it wrong... Cause that's a doable thing

It's a warm potato salad. No mayo. Just, bacon, a little of the grease, sugar, onions and vinegar. I use ACV just because I like the tang. Salt and pepper to taste. Garlic if you like. (I do.)

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm sure I have others I could think of ...

Like orgasms....

 

[Taegul]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm sure I have others I could think of ...

Yeah, not your kink at all

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's a warm potato salad. No mayo. Just, bacon, a little of the grease, sugar, onions and vinegar. I use ACV just because I like the tang. Salt and pepper to taste. Garlic if you like. (I do.)

Worst euphemism ever .

 

[dawn_of_night]

It's a warm potato salad. No mayo. Just, bacon, a little of the grease, sugar, onions and vinegar. I use ACV just because I like the tang. Salt and pepper to taste. Garlic if you like. (I do.)

I don't think I have tried that, I'd probably prefer the cold ones ... I like crunchy

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

As someone who almost exclusively eats beef... you couldn't pay me to eat a big mac. I very much doubt that qualifies as "beef" whatever they put in there.

However - for everyone who loves those things - good for you! Eat what you want and enjoy it!

I've been trying to eat what I want, but it's very elusive.

Speaking of words....
Does anyone want to be included in smut writing with friends?

Me!

I know. And I adore you. The boobs are for sharing.

You're allowed to enjoy, too.

Thank you for your generosity. The world is a better place with your boobs. (Okay, and you too)

You do understand the politeness gene turns off when a Canadian hears the word "war" right...?

As much as I want to unleash hell now.

I will politely say educate yourself on something OTHER than an American textbook.

This is NOT a fight you want...

It is sadly a way to prevalent attitude.

Brave men overshadowed and belittled, and I won't stand for it. Especially from people who have ZERO idea of the scope of Canadian contribution.

My military career was alongside Canadians the entire time and I will say, they outclassed and out performed American counterparts in almost every category. I had a Canadian boss for a couple years and he was tied for being my favorite boss. They also introduced me to moose milk, and that's the best thing on earth. At my last assignment, I was very proud to wear the US and Canadian flag, side by side.

My problem with life in general?

Not enough orgasms.

Preach.

It used to be razor thin, but since being on here, it's expanded quite a bit! In person, I'm attracted to gentleman of indeterminate ethnic origin. Bonus points for being bilingual. On Lit, be clever, intelligent & amusing, and we'll see

I've expanded too. But I'm as white as snow, hardly bilingual, not clever,... forget it, this is depressing. Damn.

Don't ew the ketchup time of the month, we'll start rolling out the period sneezing memes as part of your exposure therapy

The. What?
Whatever the hell that means, I'm open to ketchup time, it is usually an instigator to being more horny, which is a win/win to me!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah, not your kink at all

To be clear, NOT a challenge.

 

[Amanda330]

Yeah, not your kink at all

It isn't.

I just like to make people squirm a bit. Lol

 

[Amanda330]

To be clear, NOT a challenge.

As if. I'm not looking to be associated with ranching and ketchuping kink.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It isn't.

I just like to make people squirm a bit. Lol

Hmmm. Interesting. Never noticed this about you. You sure?

 

[lavendersilk]

I don't think I have tried that, I'd probably prefer the cold ones ... I like crunchy

There isn't a potato salad I wouldn't eat probably.

 

[MindYaBitness]

But that means you're missing out on the fun of all us fine Midwestern gentlemen.



I've always found baby oil to be troubling.

What is vegetable oil made out of?

Vegetables.

What is olive oil made out of?

Olives.

What's avocado oil made out of?

Avocados.

So, my question is, what is baby oil made out of?

My skin can get pretty dry, so after I'm done in the bubble tub, I oil up with a sesame seed oil based body oil. It absorbs quickly & I used to love it how it smelled too, until my brother Saud to me one day "whatever you've got on smells like urinal pucks". Now I buy fragrance free...

 

[MindYaBitness]

It isn't.

I just like to make people squirm a bit. Lol

Samesies

 

[lavendersilk]

My skin can get pretty dry, so after I'm done in the bubble tub, I oil up with a sesame seed oil based body oil. It absorbs quickly & I used to love it how it smelled too, until my brother Saud to me one day "whatever you've got on smells like urinal pucks". Now I buy fragrance free...

I love sesame seeds. I bet you smelled lovely.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As if. I'm not looking to be associated with ranching and ketchuping kink.

You and I both know that long term wisdom doesn’t always trump the prospect of immediate wittiness.

 

[dawn_of_night]

My skin can get pretty dry, so after I'm done in the bubble tub, I oil up with a sesame seed oil based body oil. It absorbs quickly & I used to love it how it smelled too, until my brother Saud to me one day "whatever you've got on smells like urinal pucks". Now I buy fragrance free...

Jerk.

 

[Amanda330]

You and I both know that long term wisdom doesn’t always trump the prospect of immediate wittiness.

Yes. I know.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Alrighty fuckers
I'd say it's about my bed time!
Let's do it again tomorrow!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Jerk.

This is why I begged the powers that be that my first would be a daughter. Older brothers suck.