Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I haven’t seen him. I thought he was going on vacay or something? But I never have a clue as to what is going on here

Same sister. Same.

Though unlike you, I typically only have myself to blame.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You know I love you baby! #DadBod4Life

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[PlanetaryNebula]

Same sister. Same.

Though unlike you, I typically only have myself to blame.

No im pretty sure we’re alike in that manner. If I could maybe hold a thought in my head I might have a fighting chance but…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So like a "lay of omission" where you don't mention your married?

Yeah that shit stops being funny REAL fast. Has happened to me 3 times (twice here) and

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No im pretty sure we’re alike in that manner. If I could maybe hold a thought in my head I might have a fighting chance but…

Meh. Thoughts are overrated.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don't doubt it. Y'all seldom disappoint when it comes to post content.

To be clear, I have never had complaints in the thread topic either
And I promise you won't be disappointed with the

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Also, restraint?

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But also, thank you

Hey Mav

 

[dawn_of_night]

See that is entirely different! Padded bras aren’t just for making boobs look bigger: some are very lightly padded in certain areas to provide shaping, some can actually shape in a way that minimizes, and sometimes they just hide nipples that are hard enough to cut glass when it’s cold

All these things are true.... Also padded bras are most often tshirts bras or "seamless"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It used to be razor thin, but since being on here, it's expanded quite a bit! In person, I'm attracted to gentleman of indeterminate ethnic origin. Bonus points for being bilingual. On Lit, be clever, intelligent & amusing, and we'll see

Damn my pasty white skin.

And the rest of the stuff.

 

[Amanda330]

Meh. Thoughts are overrated.

I second this.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Also, restraint?

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But also, thank you

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[MissLabelled]

You guys this is my fault. Canada has a hot president. We can all agree on that right?

Yeeesssss.... Fuckable.

Not my type, but I'll admit, he has a very, very nice ass
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So, if I told you his hand was in my hand can I place my hand on you, so it feels like he is touching you?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I second this.

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[Mav Unlimited]

Hey Mav

Hey Sexy

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah that shit stops being funny REAL fast. Has happened to me 3 times and

Sorry - what was funny to me was the word twisting. I hate liars (I already went on a rant about that).

Please do not associate me with someone that condones lying to anyone.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Meh. Thoughts are overrated.

Good cuz I don’t have very many

 

[Amanda330]

So, if I told you his hand was in my hand can I place my hand on you, so it feels like he is touching you?

I mean... Just know that when you come over for our sleepover I might be thinking about him sometimes now.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

So, if I told you his hand was in my hand can I place my hand on you, so it feels like he is touching you?

You don’t need to go through all that. Your hand can be itself

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Good cuz I don’t have very many

But you got
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[PlanetaryNebula]

I mean... Just know that when you come over for our sleepover I might be thinking about him sometimes now.

Dats Tru. Deaux.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

But you got
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Thanks monkey

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Thanks monkey

My pleasure Nebs!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Ooh ooh ooh! That reminds me! Saw this recently. If my birthday celebrations were held in-person this year (don’t worry, they’re not), this would be perfect for registration

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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[MissLabelled]

I mean... Just know that when you come over for our sleepover I might be thinking about him sometimes now.

For you, I can even talk about universal health care just to set that Prime Ministerial tone