Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You need a sharper knife if it was a juicy mess. Don’t use a sad butter knife. Be aggressive.

I don’t know if I’m sad, disgusted or aroused by this. You drive me crazy!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don’t know if I’m sad, disgusted or aroused by this. You drive me crazy!

God, you guys are still at it?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

God, you guys are still at it?

Don’t you have @Lmizzler to be tagging somewhere.

 

[__Nathan1968]

You need a sharper knife if it was a juicy mess. Don’t use a sad butter knife. Be aggressive.

I disagree. Be gentle, not aggressive. I mean, with any luck it’s still gonna squirt, but maybe it’ll be on your terms.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I disagree. Be gentle, not aggressive. I mean, with any luck it’s still gonna squirt, but maybe it’ll be on your terms.

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[Bry1313]

God, you guys are still at it?

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[__Nathan1968]

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What, you have a problem with (fore)playing with food?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Pomelos > grapefruit

And the right way to eat it is by peeling with your hands

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Don’t you have @Lmizzler to be tagging somewhere.

No. He's back and I'm trying to make him my friend

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So I was fully prepared to step into my old lady era and start eating grapefruit for breakfast…. Well that was a fucking mess not nearly worth the effort.
But I’ve already committed by buying enough for whole week

Hey, grapefruit is good shit.
It does take a bit of practice, so it’s best done after coffee

Oooh PSA for everyone who eats grapefruit: if you take any medications or supplements, you should check whether they have any interactions with grapefruit! It makes it some medications ineffective and boosts the effects of others

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That sounds lovely, but also sunblock, sunblock, sunblock! Some older women have sun-damaged chests that look like spotty, wrinkled, burnt leather and it’s a major ick

I mean … it’s detachable.. does that count?

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Those belly rubs though
*thumps tail*

*Rubs woofie’s belly*

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, folks!

Good morning/Day Fuckers
Happy Monday!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pomelos > grapefruit

And the right way to eat it is by peeling with your hands

Like this?
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

No. He's back and I'm trying to make him my friend

Well that seems like a worthy and admirable quest. Bonne chance!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You need a sharper knife if it was a juicy mess. Don’t use a sad butter knife. Be aggressive.

I used a sharp knife!!!

Fuck this grapefruit business…. I’m eating what I got and then I’m moving on to greener pastures. Like strawberries

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Like this?
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No. That's a peach. Im concerned for Bry that you can't tell the difference between the sexual looking fruits

 

[dawn_of_night]

I disagree. Be gentle, not aggressive. I mean, with any luck it’s still gonna squirt, but maybe it’ll be on your terms.

*Nods* uhhuh

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I used a sharp knife!!!

Fuck this grapefruit business…. I’m eating what I got and then I’m moving on to greener pastures. Like strawberries

Life is too short to waste it on grapefruit

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I used a sharp knife!!!

Fuck this grapefruit business…. I’m eating what I got and then I’m moving on to greener pastures. Like strawberries

You’re so smart.
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Life is too short to waste it on grapefruit

You’re so smart

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Well that seems like a worthy and admirable quest. Bonne chance!

I'm waiting patiently for him to respond to my dick pic PM. And by patiently, I mean an hour
Then I'll send him another one because he is obviously just struck speechless by the beauty. So you have me until then

 

[BrendaBear]

What kind of art are you doing? What happened to the days where subs job was just to roll the tv into the room and play a VHS?

I don't think kids today know how to spell VHS, let alone, know what it is.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh … I had a bit of honey with it and Greek yogurt. Plus a chia seed blend which also has “hearts” in it … I dunno. Maybe I’m a werewolf too.

So. When we peel oranges, I assume grapefruit are the same.
We but them in a hot water bath briefly like 5 minutes.... Maybe??
It loosens the skin/rind? and you can slice down to the membrane, in a full circle and peel it back to expose the fruit, I don't eat it with a spoon though, I find that to be extra?

Sorry does seem that I was helpful...
Monday hugs nine the less

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No. That's a peach. Im concerned for Bry that you can't tell the difference between the sexual looking fruits

Sorry got distracted by thoughts of @Indie what was that again?

 

[Bry1313]

No. That's a peach. Im concerned for Bry that you can't tell the difference between the sexual looking fruits

Don’t listen to her @SalaciousMonkey22 shes busy sending dick pics to @Lmizzler

Just think of this for a sweet, sweet breakfast


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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm waiting patiently for him to respond to my dick pic PM. And by patiently, I mean an hour
Then I'll send him another one because he is obviously just struck speechless by the beauty. So you have me until then

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