Sex & Shenanigans

[Lord Pmann]

How's that working for you?

Well, I’m pretty well-known. So it’s going okay there. And to quote my favourite vocalists of all time…

“There’s no such thing as bad press.”
-Milli Vanilli

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He tones the voice down a lot. A LOT.

Shoresy has a romantic streak a mile wide. Love for family, love for team, love for sport. Love for what hockey used to be, as in self-regulating in the game. And it has my favorite gif:

Alright, you talked me into it.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Worth it!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dirty, always the dirty one.


Yeah they do.


The more I read from you, the more I relate to you. I don't know how I feel about that.


I would have loved Zion, but it was far too touristy and paved for my liking. I was disappointed. There were buses and thousands of people everywhere.

I have a true story about my ASD son falling off the edge and down one of the slopes of the gravel. One of the scariest moments of my life. He didn't even have a scratch. Lucky little shit.

Black Canyon of the Gunnison is probably one of my favorites, and it's so underrated. It was absolutely stunning.

Grand Staircase Escalante was outstanding and it was great because NO ONE goes there, not even rangers. Highly recommend making your way through the slot canyons.

I agree that Zion was crowded to the point of unpleasantness. We dodged it at Bryce by virtue of getting up super early and being in the trail at dawn. Have not been to Grand Staircase but it’s on the list.

Prettiest place I’ve ever been is the old growth redwoods in Nor Cal. And the trail through Fern Canyon is the single most.magically beautiful walk I’ve ever made.

Not my picture

 

[Amanda330]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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What’s our panel name again?

 

[Amanda330]

What’s our panel name again?

How to ranch a cock pocket?

 

[Bry1313]

Wait…with whom?

Me

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I agree that Zion was crowded to the point of unpleasantness. We dodged it at Bruce by virtue of getting up super early and being in the trail at dawn. Have not been to grand Staircase but it’s in the list.

Prettiest place I’ve ever been is the old growth redwoods in Nor Cal. And the trail through Fern Canyon is the single most.magically beautiful walk I’ve ever made.

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I lived in Colorado for about 2.5 years and saw Pikes Peak every day, it was glorious. I did get burned out with all the red rocks in CO and UT. Once you got past the Front Range and were between them and the Sangre De Cristos it was a lush paradise. I could live there and be happy if I had to leave the Great Lakes region.

 

[Amanda330]

I agree that Zion was crowded to the point of unpleasantness. We dodged it at Bryce by virtue of getting up super early and being in the trail at dawn. Have not been to Grand Staircase but it’s on the list.

Prettiest place I’ve ever been is the old growth redwoods in Nor Cal. And the trail through Fern Canyon is the single most.magically beautiful walk I’ve ever made.

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I LOVE the redwoods so much. It's been so long since I've been there.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

How to ranch a cock pocket?

You know, us Midwesterners put ranch on everything.

 

[Amanda330]

You know, us Midwesterners put ranch on everything.

Mhmm.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I LOVE the redwoods so much. It's been so long since I've been there.

They’re the most amazing things I’ve even seen. I love the giant sequoias but the coastal forests are really the best.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I agree that Zion was crowded to the point of unpleasantness. We dodged it at Bryce by virtue of getting up super early and being in the trail at dawn. Have not been to Grand Staircase but it’s on the list.

Prettiest place I’ve ever been is the old growth redwoods in Nor Cal. And the trail through Fern Canyon is the single most.magically beautiful walk I’ve ever made.

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That’s quite pretty. I’ve not been to see the redwoods in CA. That is definitely one I want to see.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know, us Midwesterners put ranch on everything.

Fucking perverts. Put it away sometime!

 

[UnquietDreams]

You know, us Midwesterners put ranch on everything.

Mhmm.

I still thinking beurre blanc...

 

[Lord Pmann]

How to ranch a cock pocket?

I know ranch on a hot pocket, but I’m not familiar with this phrase.

 

[GSDom]

Fucking perverts. Put it away sometime!

Having lived in the MW for 13 years, I can attest to the truthfulness of this statement.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Alrighty pervs, it's been a long fucking day, sans the fucking, so I'm going to bed early.

Have a good night.

And carry on, weirdos.

 

[Amanda330]

I know ranch on a hot pocket, but I’m not familiar with this phrase.

You've obviously missed out then...

 

[Amanda330]

I still thinking beurre blanc...

You're welcome for that image.

 

[GSDom]

You've obviously missed out then...

Wise in the ways of the world, you are.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You're welcome for that image.

And I thank you kindly for it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're welcome for that image.

I prefer fish tacos with a little lime crema.


I’m a liar, I don’t eat fish tacos. Or crema.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I prefer fish tacos with a little lime crema.


I’m a liar, I don’t eat fish tacos. Or crema.

I didn't either, until my brother made them with a piece of halibut that had been blissfully swimming around that morning. So good.