Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

I’ve been wondering what my next tat would be.

We should get matching ones...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We should get matching ones...

I mean…wasn’t that the plan? No foreheads though. I got some class.

 

[Amanda330]

I mean…wasn’t that the plan? No foreheads though. I got some class.

Neck then?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Neck then?

Perfect.

 

[Amanda330]

Perfect.

Twinsies.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This is out of date already.

I'm going with close enough. Top 5 have a commanding lead.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Since @OrdinaryPerson saved you so much time, your next project is to calculate the number of days since their join dates and determine their average number of posts per day

Lit used to do that for us

 

[Amanda330]

I'm going with close enough. Top 5 have a commanding lead.

Still inaccurate. Bad data.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m so slutty, just like @SalaciousMonkey22

Hi boo

I’m the queen of the sluts.

Hey to you too BryGuy.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I mean…wasn’t that the plan? No foreheads though. I got some class.

Tramp stamps. Duh

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Still inaccurate. Bad data.

Approximations are good data for estimation and rough order of magnitude samples. But, it won't meet a peer review standard. And I'm not trying. No way

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Alright you wonderful pervs, I have to get up in 6 hours, so I'm off to bed.

Have many powerful orgasms and sleep well.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Me. Bed. Now.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Since @OrdinaryPerson saved you so much time, your next project is to calculate the number of days since their join dates and determine their average number of posts per day

This sounds way too much like a homework assignment and I DON'T WANNA

 

[Tigobitties98]

This sounds way too much like a homework assignment and I DON'T WANNA

It's not difficult

(365 days×10yrs) + 3 leap days - 70 days short of ten years=3583 days

5375 ÷ 3583=1.5001 posts a day

However, I've only really been actively posting here a year, so the real number is probably about 14.75 posts a day

*someone check my math... I'm on a lot of sleepy stuff

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

It's not difficult

(365 days×10yrs) + 3 leap days - 70 days short of ten years=3583 days

5375 ÷ 3583=1.5001 posts a day

However, I've only really been actively posting here a year, so the real number is probably about 14.75 posts a day

*someone check my math... I'm on a lot of sleepy stuff

There's too many numbers in this post.

Someone post some ass pics or something.

 

[Amanda330]

There's too many numbers in this post.

Someone post some ass pics or something.

Go back a few pages and you'll find my boobs. Lol

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Go back a few pages and you'll find my boobs. Lol

You're right! I did find your boobs

 

[UnquietDreams]

2751 posts. First post was February 27th. 2751/59=46.6 posts per day.

I'm shy.

 

[vagrantx]

Only 1670, but I multiquote efficiently

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This.... I had no idea you could just hover the little picture thing.
That would have made this all so much easier.


I'm not that much of a post-whore. I think.

 

[morelikeasong]

@morelikeasong who slides in with the perfect gif at just the perfect moment. I’d sit on your face in your backyard and watch birds with you any day of the week. How you doin’?

@morelikeasong is sweet and kind and hilarious... With a banging body.

Thanks babe you’re such a fun addition to this thread. And obviously gorgeous.

@morelikeasong We dont talk nearly enough these days but you're a crushable beautiful sexy beast and I'm glad we met.

This made me smile. You are the best and I’m so lucky to be your friend

 

[lavendersilk]

2,003. Not bad. My work here is done.

 

[MissLabelled]

I joined March 7th, first post here was March 8th. It was concerning rope play (I can hear @SalaciousMonkey22 now, saying “shocker!”)



And since then, I have been tied (ba dum tss) to the lot of you, with a post count of

 

[MissLabelled]

Snootch Sunday might sound better? Both start with S and have an N. Snatch Saturday or Snatch Sunday both work though

I agree and I was going to go with Snooch Sunday but since Saturday was today and arrived before Sunday, I thought maybe we’d get a thread a day earlier

 

[vagrantx]

I joined March 7th, first post here was March 8th. It was concerning rope play (I can hear @SalaciousMonkey22 now, saying “shocker!”)

And since then, I have been tied (ba dum tss) to the lot of you, with a post count of

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You little post-slut

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While we're on the topic of numbers... As of today, my first story has breached 30 thousand readers.
My second story, 40 thousand.
That's fucking insane. I can't even picture it.

This is FRIENDS Arena in Stockholm, Sweden. Capacity of 50 thousand. It's like every person in there has read my stuff.
It's mindboggling.
I can't deal.
I need food.
Be back later.