Ohhhhhhhhh. Typo! Tales! I thought you mean actual tails, and was trying to mentally fit that into the sentence. Like, pet tails in the Pet Girl thread.
Haha no worries. I didn't even catch it.Ohhhhhhhhh. Typo! Tales! I thought you mean actual tails, and was trying to mentally fit that into the sentence. Like, pet tails in the Pet Girl thread.
It took me an embarrassingly long time to put that together.
Sorry about the pain, Sassy.
His girlfriend can take the monster. I'll take her.
To be fair, with that guy’s body he should only ever wear underwear.
I might have to agree with you. He's definitely fun to look at. I have no problem pulling out a cattle prod though.
To be fair, with that guy’s body he should only ever wear underwear.
Kinky!
What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)? I have never been a sailor at sea, or a gynecologist, but I'm fairly certain that Asian women do not have sideways pussies. I also doubt that blondes have more fun. Though maybe they just have less fun with me. Or maybe they weren't really blonde. So much of my research has been conducted in the dark.
This!!! word for word...What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)? I have never been a sailor at sea, or a gynecologist, but I'm fairly certain that Asian women do not have sideways pussies. I also doubt that blondes have more fun. Though maybe they just have less fun with me. Or maybe they weren't really blonde. So much of my research has been conducted in the dark.
What have you heard that you believe are true? Fat-bottomed girls do, in fact, make the rockin' world go round!
What myth would you like to be true so you could have some idea of what you’re getting into? Having an idea of what I'm getting into would sort of spoil the surprise of getting into it, I think. But, going off on a tangent, it would be hilarious if the NIH or FDA announced that, after numerous peer-reviewed studies, it turns out that semen really is good for your complexion.
What stereotype about you, for example ‘it’s always the quiet ones’, etc. fits you and which ones don’t? Pretty much an ordinary sort of thing for a guy probably fits me: I am almost unfailingly a Southern gentleman in casual conversation, but I'll shove my tongue up your butt in a heartbeat, and I may be thinking about it even while I'm politely calling you "Ma'am." Not that I mean anything by it—just helps pass the time. One that doesn't fit me is that men only want one thing. I also want breakfast. You know, if you feel like I earned it.
If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations? No way, no how! I would leap to the conclusion that he's a psychopath, that his girlfriend is either nonexistent or more depraved than he is, and that, by the end of the day, one of us would wish we had brought a shovel. I've seen too many bad scary movies.
What?! What?!?!?!
All of the myths about penis size and other body part size. Nose, feet, hands.
Nerdy/shy guys are better at sex. At least it's been true in my experience. Less talk more action.
Hands or feet to dick size. Dick size is not the most important thing but if you are looking to push some personal boundaries then it would be nice to know what size dick the guy has early on. It would save some time.
Big girls put out is apparently a stereotype. It doesn’t fit me. At least not in person. Online I live my best ho life.
I am a yes to skinny dipping and I'd peek because I wonder if it's real.
typos are his fault.
I found this to be somewhat true. When I gained a bunch of weight. I felt like I had to make up for what I lacked. Not pretty= a lot of extra. Going the extra mile. Better foreplay, more attention etc.Oh! Thought of one.
Pretty girls don't try as hard.
So I hear.
Have I mentioned that I am shy.shy guys are better at sex. At least it's been true in my experience. Less talk more action.
Oh! Thought of one.
Pretty girls don't try as hard.
So I hear.
I think it’s all about confidence more than physical attraction. A healthy lack of self confidence can make all the difference when it comes to sex and probably relationships in general.
Har! Do I strike you as the sort of individual who leaves his typos dangling in public view? You have no idea how OCD I am. Now please put a coaster under whatever you got there before it leaves a ring.What?! What?!?!?!
I would like to think this is another typo. Like, an entire sentence worth, but I fear it is not.
I think I need to sit down.
No worries!Har! Do I strike you as the sort of individual who leaves his typos dangling in public view? You have no idea how OCD I am. Now please put a coaster under whatever you got there before it leaves a ring.
Well, you did kinda wander into a minefield there.Alas, I fear my pretty girl joke fell flat.
Serves me right for trying to be funny.
Which also changed the harder I worked. I saw my confidence rise. Now I'm pretty confident. But still shy at first.Have I mentioned that I am shy.
I think it’s all about confidence more than physical attraction. A healthy lack of self confidence can make all the difference when it comes to sex and probably relationships in general.
No. I wouldn't trust him enough. I would think it was a setup of some sort. He IS pretty, though.
Maybe not at first, but they tend to be quick learners and eager to please. I suspect that nerdy/shy guys love the chance to get someone to think, "Yeah, but he's good in bed." Maybe she'll tell her friends!Nerdy/shy guys are better at sex. At least it's been true in my experience. Less talk more action.
*nods*
Sure you can, I do it all the time. Sometimes Lit just doesn’t let you do stuff for no reason.*nods*
This has been my experience.
Huh. I tried to multi-quote with @Photog1rl and it wouldn't let me. You can't multi-quote if the posts aren't on the same page?
Finally! I was waiting for someone to say that.
