Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

This is a nice image. Muscular, sun kissed and masculine. You look like you have nice calves.
I hope this is not a creepy review.

Unfortunately, that’s not me. Just an image from the internet.

Don't come at with your mad cat in heat picollo skills

Anywhere where there's a enough teens away overnight, they'll be experimenting like PhD candidates whose grant just got approved

I really should have gone to camp!

 

[Photog1rl]

Unfortunately, that’s not me. Just an image from the internet.

Perfect, I only objectified random internet legs

 

[Endless_Night]

Don't come at with your mad cat in heat picollo skills

Dear Lord.

This is . . . .

Here I sit, hoping that remark was not made from any kind of personal experience.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

How sexually complicated are you?

I'm generally down for whatever and I'll easily try whatever my partner likes. But I wouldn't say I'm complicated per se.

Do you find compatible partners easily, or is it a needle in a haystack situation?

Pretty easy really.

Do you have a kink (or kinks) that you find very few people share?

Not particularly. Exploring kinks does kind of depend on the partner though.

Is masturbation a better path to orgasm than sex? If so, how do you and your partner make that work?

There's no "one is better than the other" scenario. I just go with the moment. If the moment and the feeling is right for seggs then we shall have the seggs. If the moment calls for solo then solo it shall be.

Are you open with your partner about what you need sexually? If not, why not?

100% open. Bring the skeletons out of the closet. In fact take the door off the closet. Share everything. That's what intimacy and living your best live is.

Do you (generally) understand what your partner (present and past) needs, or are you just firing in all directions hoping something sticks?

I want to know what they're into and give it to them. So yeah, I try to understand.

o you have a kink that attracts the exact kind of person you are not into?

Not a kink but some people get fucking weird about the bi thing. "Oh you must want to just fuck EVERYTHING." I'd like these people to not bother with me.

Do you have a kink that is better off as a fantasy due to the complicated nature of it? (Like how I want to be captured by a tribe of hot Amazon women who strip me naked and use me for their visual and sexual pleasure? Hard to make that one happen).

Well that DOES sound kind of awesome.

But yeah group stuff isn't exactly easy to swing for some people. My own experience was kind of a chance event.

If you could get your partner to understand one thing about giving you an orgasm, what would it be?

Uh, just keep doing it. And don't be afraid to use a finger.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Who is the sexiest musician (any period) in your opinion?
I don’t tend to find musicians sexy but maybe @Lord Pmann

She tells the truth.

 

[Photog1rl]

She tells the truth.

Damn I forgot an emoji… I always do that. I fixed it though.

 

[Cogan]

Damn I forgot an emoji… I always do that. I fixed it though.

And I clicked them all........

 

[Endless_Night]

100% open. Bring the skeletons out of the closet. In fact take the door off the closet. Share everything. That's what intimacy and living your best live is.

Words to live by.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Words to live by.

I know a thing or two.

(And hey you )

 

[Endless_Night]

I know a thing or two.

(And hey you )

Booberry!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Not a kink but some people get fucking weird about the bi thing. "Oh you must want to just fuck EVERYTHING." I'd like these people to not bother with me.

What if I think you want to fuck everyone, but completely unrelated to your sexual orientation?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

What if I think you want to fuck everyone, but completely unrelated to your sexual orientation?

That's much more truthful. (There's a vetting process though)

 

[SassySheDevil]

Nobody ever sends Stick Pics




We spend a lot of time talking about the Third Leg, but what about the first two?

Are you “leg woman”, or are you a guy with legs women compliment?

Yes I am. I love toned legs.

Why are men’s legs often skinnier than women’s?

Cause you sons of bitches look at a hamburger and can lose weight. I look at one and all the sudden I've gained 20 pounds.

Do you like big tree trunk legs on a guy, scrawny legs, or a nice “fit” pair?

Average. I don't particularly love weight building legs. I appreciate the work it takes to get them. But I'm not really a toothpick fan either.

Can legs be too hairy (on a guy)?

I haven't experienced one yet.

If you met Mr. Perfect, but found out he shaves his legs and he is not a swimmer, is that a deal breaker?

Little weird. Yes. NMK

What main body part do you mostly look for on a man: arms, legs, chest, ass, cock?
Do you find your partner’s legs sexy?

Physical. Arms/hands. Legs, chest.

I realize these questions are heavily asked toward women, but guys feel free to talk about women’s legs too.

 

[SassySheDevil]

A One and a Two and a . . . I can’t fuck you.



Today I was talking about the song MacArthur Park as possibly being the most hilariously bad song ever recorded in the history of sound.

Then I began to wonder . . .

What song could you not have sex to no matter how horny you were?

Anything with too much beat.

What is a song that gets you in the mood?

This one every time.

What song reminds you of your first time, or of one of your best (sex) times?

I don't think there really is one. I've not had sex to music much.

Do you like music during sex, or do you prefer making your own music?

I prefer natural sounds.

What do you think is a good genre for sex music?

I'm not the best at sexy song suggestions.

Who is the sexiest musician (any period) in your opinion?

At one point I'd have said Madonna. But not she's just raunchy. I did love her sex book though.

What is a sexy instrument to play? What’s the least sexiest?

Sax.

Is band camp really that experimental?

I never joined but I definitely would have said @Endless_Night would have been the band girl quiet freak.

 

[Endless_Night]

I never joined but I definitely would have said @Endless_Night would have been the band girl quiet freak.

What?!?!

I don't even play and instrument!


Where did that even come from, Sassy?

 

[hotcpu]

What if I think you want to fuck everyone, but completely unrelated to your sexual orientation?

Just know that goes both ways when it comes to you

 

[hotwords229_A]

What?!?!

I don't even play and instrument!


Where did that even come from, Sassy?

I have to agree. You do seem like you play an instrument.

It’s weird how we get these strange impressions of each other online.

I remember finding out that Suz was short. That blew my mind! She typed like a tall person.

 

[SassySheDevil]

What?!?!

I don't even play and instrument!


Where did that even come from, Sassy?

haha that innocent woman act of yours!!
Behind that very shy persona lies a woman of pure dominance. I can feel it!!!

 

[Endless_Night]

haha that innocent woman act of yours!!
Behind that very shy persona lies a woman of pure dominance. I can feel it!!!

Well, I am kinda bossy.






Okay. A lot bossy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Bigfoot sighting!

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I saw this pic on tumblr and it made me think he must have huge feet!
But, of course, the big foot big cock thing is simply a myth.

We have all heard that guys with big feet, big hands, earlobes, etc. have huge schwantzenhonkers, I have even heard something about the nose recently that I didn’t fully understand (can you explain @Trekka ?)

What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)?
What have you heard that you believe are true?
What myth would you like to be true so you could have some idea of what you’re getting into?
What stereotype about you, for example ‘it’s always the quiet ones’, etc. fits you and which ones don’t?
If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Bigfoot sighting!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9807540f52afc6d5411772a1dc571c1d/a840296db7e759a5-cd/s1280x1920/1fff700befa125ebe1ae5898f5bc757b5b02842a.pnj

I saw this pic on tumblr and it made me think he must have huge feet!
But, of course, the big foot big cock thing is simply a myth.

We have all heard that guys with big feet, big hands, earlobes, etc. have huge schwantzenhonkers, I have even heard something about the nose recently that I didn’t fully understand (can you explain @Trekka ?)

What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)?
What have you heard that you believe are true?
What myth would you like to be true so you could have some idea of what you’re getting into?
What stereotype about you, for example ‘it’s always the quiet ones’, etc. fits you and which ones don’t?
If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations?

I will think about these. Uh. When the fear alone of that package escapes me

 

[SassySheDevil]

Bigfoot sighting!



I saw this pic on tumblr and it made me think he must have huge feet!
But, of course, the big foot big cock thing is simply a myth.

We have all heard that guys with big feet, big hands, earlobes, etc. have huge schwantzenhonkers, I have even heard something about the nose recently that I didn’t fully understand (can you explain @Trekka ?)

What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)?

I had a thread for a while about dick size wives tails. It was funny while it lasted

What have you heard that you believe are true?

I'm honestly not sure. Are any true?

What myth would you like to be true so you could have some idea of what you’re getting into?

the foot size one. Simple glance could tell you if you wanted to stay or run. But man would my dick be small.

What stereotype about you, for example ‘it’s always the quiet ones’, etc. fits you and which ones don’t?

I want to say that quiet one. But I think I've blown that one out of the water. Though. I still have the ability to shock people when they see my penis collection.

If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations?

Skinny dipping. For sure. Maybe some exploration. But that thing wouldn't get near my ass!
I feel like oral would kill my fabulous reputation. I'd be sucking on just the head like a champ thinking I was a pro only to find out its only the head in my mouth.
His girlfriend can take the monster. I'll take her.
Pardon any typos or errors. Morphine is on board. I wanted to answer better.

 

[Endless_Night]

1) What “myth” have you heard about body parts, sexual proclivities, etc that you think are not true (male or female)?
2) What have you heard that you believe are true?
3) What myth would you like to be true so you could have some idea of what you’re getting into?
4) What stereotype about you, for example ‘it’s always the quiet ones’, etc. fits you and which ones don’t?
5) If you met that guy in the picture above in the forest and he told you that he and his girlfriend are going skinny dipping and would like you to join them, would you? Why, why not? What would be your expectations?

1) Foot/appendage size correlation.
2) I can't think of anything.
3) N/A
4) Hmm. That because I'm generally detached and logical I'll be detached and logical about sex.
5) I would run like the wind! Because anyone wandering around in the woods in only their underwear is clearly insane. (Insects, tree branches, rabid omnivorous squirrels....)

 

[Endless_Night]

I had a thread for a while about dick size wives tails. It was funny while it lasted

I feel like this is a little confusing, but I am afraid to ask.

Morphine is on board.

Ahhhhh. Possibly related^?

I understand morphine is a good time. *nods*

 

[SassySheDevil]

I feel like this is a little confusing, but I am afraid to ask.


Ahhhhh. Possibly related^?

I understand morphine is a good time. *nods*

It was a thread about the wives tails that discuss cock size. Like the feet, and this weird measurement between the thumb and pinky while stretched out. Basical this. Asking what actually seemed to be true vs BS Kinda started with the whole measure your cock. But most didn't realize it was a joke about the funny measurements, so they gave me serious measurements.

IV Morphine is a lot of fun. I have pills, which are still fun, but too much (2 a day) gives me jitters pretty badly. I've been limiting that to at bed time or today (where the pain was hard to get under control) Usually I am okay with just the Oxy. But thankfully I got a nap and a few hours to forget the pain.