Cock Talk

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma . . . and there’s a clit in there somewhere too!

Some of us get off pretty easily and others require costumes, music, fireworks and mind reading skills.

How sexually complicated are you?
Pretty complicated since I got on Lit. Exploring my bi-curious side here and it’s doubling the prospective fantasy opportunities. Throw in Trans and it adds another level of complexity.
Do you find compatible partners easily, or is it a needle in a haystack situation?
Married so not looking for partners IRL, but it’s fairly easy to find a compatible chat partner. All have been very nice.
Do you have a kink (or kinks) that you find very few people share?
If anything, I’m finding myself not as kinky as many on Lit. I’m older so I have had many sexual experiences that perhaps a younger person may not have had. I attribute that to growing up in a sexually more open era rather than any sexy physical characteristics I may have, lol.
Is masturbation a better path to orgasm than sex? If so, how do you and your partner make that work?
No, sex is better.
Are you open with your partner about what you need sexually? If not, why not?
Yes. Communication is key. We agree we want a threesome, for example, but IRL, it would be hard to find a safe partner.
Do you (generally) understand what your partner (present and past) needs, or are you just firing in all directions hoping something sticks?
Yes, now that I’m more mature I do. I’m not jealous of past lovers. My main goal now is her orgasm, not mine. Complete opposite of when I was younger.
Do you have a kink that attracts the exact kind of person you are not into?
Being bi-curious, to me doesn’t mean I’m into guys per se, more into a nice cock and cum. I appreciate a handsome man but it doesn’t turn me on sexually, I wouldn’t want to kiss or cuddle a man. On the other hand, a hot trans girl would really get me aroused.
Do you have a kink that is better off as a fantasy due to the complicated nature of it? (Like how I want to be captured by a tribe of hot Amazon women who strip me naked and use me for their visual and sexual pleasure? Hard to make that one happen).
Interesting question. My spouse and I are mature enough to know the difference between lust and love, so hopefully there wouldn’t be jealousy in a group situation. I think that a lot of my kinks: group sex, threesomes, cum eating and doing a trans girl would probably be better off as fantasy because of possible STDs rather than emotional issues.
If you could get your partner to understand one thing about giving you an orgasm, what would it be?
Edging is always nice.
 
How sexually complicated are you?
I don't think I am at all.
Do you find compatible partners easily, or is it a needle in a haystack situation?
I'm pretty Vanilla compared to a lot I read on here. So. Easy.
Do you have a kink (or kinks) that you find very few people share?
I don't think so.
Is masturbation a better path to orgasm than sex? If so, how do you and your partner make that work?
For me. Yes. Orgasms happen easier with masturbation. I often use a toy while being fucked. They work well together.
Are you open with your partner about what you need sexually? If not, why not?
Yes. I've always been an open book.
Do you (generally) understand what your partner (present and past) needs, or are you just firing in all directions hoping something sticks?
I always try and take the time to learn it. With my husband. I'd hope to God I knew by now.
Do you have a kink that attracts the exact kind of person you are not into?
No.
Do you have a kink that is better off as a fantasy due to the complicated nature of it? (Like how I want to be captured by a tribe of hot Amazon women who strip me naked and use me for their visual and sexual pleasure? Hard to make that one happen).
I think I've basically tried my fantasies. The only ones I haven't are mostly because they don't involve hubby lol
If you could get your partner to understand one thing about giving you an orgasm, what would it be?
Me first.
 
How sexually complicated are you?
Not even a little.

Do you find compatible partners easily, or is it a needle in a haystack situation?
Like Pmann, I am picky about partners, but I’m pretty flexible once attracted to her.

Do you have a kink (or kinks) that you find very few people share?
Not really.

Is masturbation a better path to orgasm than sex?
No, but it is with someone I love. 🥰

Are you open with your partner about what you need sexually? If not, why not?
Yes, but again, I don’t need much. The main thing I need is reckless abandon when it’s time to fuck.

Do you (generally) understand what your partner (present and past) needs, or are you just firing in all directions hoping something sticks?
I do if she tells me. Otherwise, I probably have no clue.

Do you have a kink that attracts the exact kind of person you are not into?
No, but I do have a bizarre ability to attract women I’m not into (in real life).

Do you have a kink that is better off as a fantasy due to the complicated nature of it? (Like how I want to be captured by a tribe of hot Amazon women who strip me naked and use me for their visual and sexual pleasure? Hard to make that one happen).
Yes. I have many fantasy kinks that are nearly impossible to make happen.

If you could get your partner to understand one thing about giving you an orgasm, what would it be?
🤷‍♂️ The base of my cock has almost no use, stay near the tip. 🍌
 
Nobody ever sends Stick Pics


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We spend a lot of time talking about the Third Leg, but what about the first two?

Are you “leg woman”, or are you a guy with legs women compliment?
Why are men’s legs often skinnier than women’s?
Do you like big tree trunk legs on a guy, scrawny legs, or a nice “fit” pair?
Can legs be too hairy (on a guy)?
If you met Mr. Perfect, but found out he shaves his legs and he is not a swimmer, is that a deal breaker?
What main body part do you mostly look for on a man: arms, legs, chest, ass, cock?
Do you find your partner’s legs sexy?


I realize these questions are heavily asked toward women, but guys feel free to talk about women’s legs too.
 
1) Are you “leg woman”, or are you a guy with legs women compliment?
2) Why are men’s legs often skinnier than women’s?
3) Do you like big tree trunk legs on a guy, scrawny legs, or a nice “fit” pair?
4) Can legs be too hairy (on a guy)?
5) If you met Mr. Perfect, but found out he shaves his legs and he is not a swimmer, is that a deal breaker?
6) What main body part do you mostly look for on a man: arms, legs, chest, ass, cock?
7) Do you find your partner’s legs sexy?


1) I like legs! Mine are one of my best features. Perhaps that's why I notice them on others.
2) Are they? *confused*
3) Hmm. Fit, I guess? I like a maintained body, but certainly don't require tree trunk. I think, really, I like the legs to suit the body in question.
4) I'm not sure how to answer. I've never known a guy well who did not have hairy legs. 🤷‍♀️
5) Oh! I was in a restaurant once, waiting to be seated. High summer, so everyone was in shorts. There was this guy ahead of me, large, buff dude, and I could not figure out what seemed so odd about him.

Then it hit me. His very large calves were perfectly smooth! Not like shaved smooth. Waxed smooth. My first *naked* man leg experience. 😂

I don't know that I'm a body part kind of girl, but . . . I've noticed that I notice forearms? Not sure why. I don't think of them as sexual.
 
And because I'm in a weird mood these last few days - leg pic.

It's an old one! And it's out of focus. And it's been posted before, in the EC. So it's not like I'm going to any trouble.

Why do I always babble when I post pics? 😂



Edit. Well, I was going too, but it was ENORMOUS for some reason my luddite self does not understand and cannot fix. 🤣
 
And because I'm in a weird mood these last few days - leg pic.

It's an old one! And it's out of focus. And it's been posted before, in the EC. So it's not like I'm going to any trouble.

Why do I always babble when I post pics? 😂



Edit. Well, I was going too, but it was ENORMOUS for some reason my luddite self does not understand and cannot fix. 🤣
Often if you screenshot it and then try again, it works. This is very specific to Lit and doesn’t match up with the file sizes at all. I can have a 2MB image that is too large to attach, but then when I take a screenshot it is 7MB and uploads as an attachment without a problem 🤷‍♀️
 
Often if you screenshot it and then try again, it works. This is very specific to Lit and doesn’t match up with the file sizes at all. I can have a 2MB image that is too large to attach, but then when I take a screenshot it is 7MB and uploads as an attachment without a problem 🤷‍♀️
It worked out for the best. I somehow misread the question and thought we were supposed to post our legs. Turns out, nope!

If I'd been the only one, that would have just been . . . awkward. 😬😂


Thank you, though. Maybe I can figure out the screenshot thing. You know, for next time. When I decide to post a pic again - in six years or so. :p
 
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Are you “leg woman”?
Sure! Why not?

Why are men’s legs often skinnier than women’s?
Where I come from they’re not! 🤣

Can legs be too hairy (on a guy)?
Nope. Men are supposed to be hairy!

What main body part do you mostly look for on a man: arms, legs, chest, ass, cock?

Forearms, hands, shoulders are assessed like meat, grade A, B, etc because I like to nibble on them

Nose and ears and feet are excellent metrics of what the ride might be like, how it might handle, for me at least. Gives me a good idea of the user experience before I decide to ride that ride, yanno?

But a guy has gotta have a sparkle about the eyes and a pirate’s grin. That is like step zero.

Then there’s the legs and ass. That’s where the strength is gonna come from when I get hauled off over one shoulder. The power lift. No tree trunks down there? Well that’s gonna make it hard to lift a long tall sally like me. It may become problematic when I misbehave.

Also, I like to ride a leg. Like Debra Winger in Urban Cowboy— so it’s gotta be a mechanical bull sized leg. Or if they’re the longer shapely kind, they must have stamina!

Luckily the Viking is size of brick shithouse. And thanks to all the pony play inspo from the Peemster, we’ve learned how to really kink that sitch up a notch! 🦵🐴🔥

I can cum from rubbing my clit against a thigh… so no, nice legs do not go overlooked, in my book.

Nice to see you HW 💋 and those nice tan gams
 
Why are men’s legs often skinnier than women’s?
Where I come from they’re not! 🤣
Thank you! So glad I'm not the only one! 🤣


Also. All that^^^

I miss your classes. The sexual choking. *genuflects*

I walked around like a deer in the headlights for about a week! 😂
 
Thank you! So glad I'm not the only one! 🤣


Also. All that^^^

I miss your classes. The sexual choking. *genuflects*

I walked around like a deer in the headlights for about a week! 😂

Lolol yeah, you’re not alone — yours are all beefy & smell like hand tooled leather. Mine are fulla vitamin D and pineapple juice and long, romantic walks on the beach build nice calves.
HIGH FIVES
 
I somehow misread the question and thought we were supposed to post our legs.
You didn’t misread it. 😜
Nose and ears and feet are excellent metrics of what the ride might be like, how it might handle, for me at least.
I’ll never look at my nose the same way again!
That was a hot read, Trekka. Dripping with yum. :devil:
Nice to see you back.
 
A One and a Two and a . . . I can’t fuck you.

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Today I was talking about the song MacArthur Park as possibly being the most hilariously bad song ever recorded in the history of sound.

Then I began to wonder . . .

What song could you not have sex to no matter how horny you were?
What is a song that gets you in the mood?
What song reminds you of your first time, or of one of your best (sex) times?
Do you like music during sex, or do you prefer making your own music? 😜
What do you think is a good genre for sex music?
Who is the sexiest musician (any period) in your opinion?
What is a sexy instrument to play? What’s the least sexiest?
Is band camp really that experimental?
 
I can't really answer these. Not musically inclined. But -

Today I was talking about the song MacArthur Park as possibly being the most hilariously bad song ever recorded in the history of sound.
I'd never heard of this, so gave it a listen. News to me that it is possible to sing so soulfully about a lost green cake recipe.

And is it me, or is it a tad creepy to describe love as a "fevered iron"? 😬

What is a sexy instrument to play? What’s the least sexiest?
I've always thought pianists had a certain je ne se quois.
 
What song could you not have sex to no matter how horny you were?
There are so many. Anything by Palestrina, Handel, there really are too many to count.

What is a song that gets you in the mood?
Wicked Game

What song reminds you of your first time, or of one of your best (sex) times?
None

Do you like music during sex, or do you prefer making your own music? 😜
I've never had sex with music on. Wouldn't be opposed, it's sort of up to my partner.
What do you think is a good genre for sex music?
That is entirely dependent upon what type of sex you're having.
Who is the sexiest musician (any period) in your opinion?
Always had it bad for Jewel. Also, Shakira.
What is a sexy instrument to play?
Tenor sax, cello, or harp for physical instruments. The voice is considered an instrument, and I feel it can be used in the sexiest manners of all.
What’s the least sexiest?
Accordion
Is band camp really that experimental?
And the band bus, and the band parties. Music kids were not afraid to let their freak flags fly.
 
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I'd never heard of this, so gave it a listen. News to me that it is possible to sing so soulfully about a lost green cake recipe.

And is it me, or is it a tad creepy to describe love as a "fevered iron"? 😬
I can’t deny I have an unhealthy obsession with this song. It was introduced to me a few years ago as the worst song ever, so I went in with an established bias, but it really does live up to that.

What’s worse is that it IS kind of catchy.

Not to mention how it goes from deep sincerity to swinging disco and back! The tonal shifts, the idiotic lyrics, the fact that it is sung by an actor who can’t sing. It’s incredible in all the worst ways.

It haunts me.
 
What song could you not have sex to no matter how horny you were?
I don’t think there is much that would reallly ruin my mood if I was super horny but I hate, hate, hate Grandma go run over my a reindeer and I’d find it hard to have sex with it playing.

What is a song that gets you in the mood?
Dancing until sweaty and hot can get me in the mood but that is more about the crowd, the heat and the energy of the group. Bonnie Raitt did a version of I need you tonight they was pure sex. It left me more than a little hot and bothered.

What song reminds you of your first time, or of one of your best (sex) times?

Purple Rain-movie soundtrack. It was playing on repeat the weekend I first had sex. Believe it or not, like a virgin also holds a special place as it was playing on the radio while I had sex. The guy didn’t know I was a virgin and the irony was not lost on me.

Do you like music during sex, or do you prefer making your own music? 😜
It doesn’t make a big difference. If it’s summer and the windows are all open then I like to crank the music up to try and cover up some of the sounds.

What do you think is a good genre for sex music?
A driving hard beat like techno or industrial or a nice smooth sexy R&B.

Who is the sexiest musician (any period) in your opinion?
I don’t tend to find musicians sexy but maybe @Lord Pmann 🤣

What is a sexy instrument to play?
Saxophone-the way the fingers can work those keys🔥

What’s the least sexiest? Tuba

Is band camp really that experimental?

Compared to the rest of the HS population it was at my school. 🤣
 
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A One and a Two and a . . . I can’t fuck you.

http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/1960s-all-female-nude-rock-band-vintage.jpg

Today I was talking about the song MacArthur Park as possibly being the most hilariously bad song ever recorded in the history of sound.

Then I began to wonder . . .

What song could you not have sex to no matter how horny you were?
I dry up at the first crack of Mrs. Miller's cover of Monday Monday, or These Boots Were Made for Walking

What is a song that gets you in the mood?
Need You Tonight-INXS

What song reminds you of your first time, or of one of your best (sex) times?
I have a playlist of sexy song, about three hours long but there are three that stand out because I'm instantly taken back to the three meaningful encounters. Jane Jays-Janes Addiction, Close to Me-The Cure, Hotel California-Eagles (live version)

Do you like music during sex, or do you prefer making your own music? 😜
I love music, it can definitely get me in tbe mood, but its not a requirement for sex to be good

What do you think is a good genre for sex music?
I could make a shorter list of unsexy genres. I love so many different types of music, and there are different moods of sexy. Sometime you want soft & romantic, and sometime to be 🎶fucked like an animal🎶

Who is the sexiest musician (any period) in your opinion?
If you would like to view the ass shaking deliciousness that sparkrd my deep & abiding love for George Michael, click here

What is a sexy instrument to play? What’s the least sexiest?
Cello, or accoustic guitar are sexy. Don't come at with your mad cat in heat picollo skills

Is band camp really that experimental?
IDK about band camp, but Governor's Camp & Church Camp we did plenty of experimenting. Anywhere where there's a enough teens away overnight, they'll be experimenting like PhD candidates whose grant just got approved
 
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