Sex & Shenanigans

[Lord Pmann]

In the immortal words of Morrisey

As I live and breathe
You have killed me

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[Taegul]

Ok pervs, so you've got as long as it takes for Indie to react/respond/me to come back and notice.

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[aussiegeekygal]

And to be fair, I thought that beaver emoji was a horse.

That explains the flirting #ponyplay

 

[vagrantx]

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[aussiegeekygal]

Oh you know you wanted me to see that.

I think we both know that THIS is what I would have shown you

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I think we both know that THIS is what I would have shown you

It's good you didn't show him.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think we both know that THIS is what I would have shown you

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[ll74]

I love this thread, but dang if it doesn't move faster than any other.

Dangit...already another page behind.

This is why i don't normally jump in the stream.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

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Nailed the lips

 

[Lord Pmann]

He’s saying you’re a foxy lady

I don’t think you and I are on the same page with this.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It's good you didn't show him.

I have a reputation to uphold. I had him convinced I was hairy.

My night is fucking ruined

 

[Lord Pmann]

Nailed the lips

Not with that muff…

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don’t think you and I are on the same page with this.

He can handle a fuzzy lady (autocorrect did that and I'm keeping it #foxylady #fuzzylady)

 

[Lord Pmann]

He can handle a fuzzy lady (autocorrect did that and I'm keeping it #foxylady #fuzzylady)

That was the original version. It just wasn’t acceptable for the radio.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love this thread, but dang if it doesn't move faster than any other.

Dangit...already another page behind.

This is why i don't normally jump in the stream.

Sir, I've seen you wading in the deep end of Lit in the politics threads with ease. You can step into this kiddy pool, no problem, we'll even share our water wings

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So ... Pdribble was my first friend in this joint (ten years strong) and I think tonight was the first time he saw my snatch. Gah.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sir, I've seen you wading in the deep end of Lit in the politics threads with ease. You can step into this kiddy pool, no problem, we'll even share our water wings

Thanks Tig for the more eloquently phrased response than I would have given … which closely resembles to ..,


Thanks .. but suck it up cupcake

 

[Lord Pmann]

So ... Pdribble was my first friend in this joint (ten years strong) and I think tonight was the first time he saw my snatch. Gah.

It absolutely was the first time. And I saw it twice tonight. Well, I saw it once. Then I saw it again with a sea otter covering it.

Imagine me being your first friend at Lit and remaining here for ten years.

 

[dawn_of_night]

What's the count?

2.... One was tonight... Which seems to have been found by the majority looking for it

 

[aussiegeekygal]

2.... One was tonight... Which seems to have been found by the majority looking for it

Back to spelunking

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Imagine me being your first friend at Lit and remaining here for ten years.

You made the celibacy easy

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I have a reputation to uphold. I had him convinced I was hairy.

My night is fucking ruined

If its any consolation, mine's getting better all the time. (Smile kink).

 

[Lord Pmann]

You made the celibacy easy

I seem to have that effect. You’re welcome.

 

[MissLabelled]

So ... Pdribble was my first friend in this joint (ten years strong) and I think tonight was the first time he saw my snatch. Gah.

I am of the personal opinion that the word snatch is criminally underused.

 

[ll74]

Sir, I've seen you wading in the deep end of Lit in the politics threads with ease. You can step into this kiddy pool, no problem, we'll even share our water wings

Love this.

I'll hold on where I can.