Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Mmmmmm

"Do you have a type?"
"Jeff Goldblum."

 

[MissLabelled]

What the heck is going on in here??https://media1.tenor.com/m/_BiwWBWhYucAAAAd/what-huh.gif

CCG said she was blowing up the thread if we hit 5000 too quickly so we’re all saying final goodbyes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

@SalaciousMonkey22, who proves "brilliant" and "goofy as a goat on acid" can exist in peaceful harmony in one person.

I prefer Molly to acid. Can’t deal with hallucinations. But otherwise. Thanks man!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mmmmmm Jeff Goldbloom

Ain’t got nothing on @Bry1313 or @Lmizzler

 

[hotoldrguy]

If I named names, I know I would leave someone out. So let me just say that I like and enjoy all the posters on this thread, You are a smart, funny, caring and gorgeous bunch and I am glad I found this thread and all of you.

 

[Taegul]

People been smoking the peace pipe today? This thread has a major Kumbaya feel to it today...

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[Whiskeyjack]

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God, I hate Tarantino.
Of all the places on Salma Hayek's body to drink tequila from, toes ain't it.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

My kumbaya list. Sorry in advance if I unintentionally leave anyone out.

@crazychemgirl you're like the easiest person to befriend. We started talking one day and it was like "Yeah, we are pals." You're silly and like-minded and easy to laugh with. Also we share a love of ink and funky hair colors. Which is awesome.

@Tigobitties98 you're fun and hilarious and facinating, not to mention seggsy af. Like you always bust out with some story about yourself and I'm like "Oh wow that's cool." I love our convos. And your t-shirts.

@Bry1313 and @OrdinaryPerson You two are fucking hilarious and make me laugh daily. I'm glad we're all pals.

@PassionatePanther You sent me your boobs once for my birthday. That was pretty cool. But really, youre a blast and a great friend and I want to smack your tush.

@morelikeasong We dont talk nearly enough these days but you're a crushable beautiful sexy beast and I'm glad we met.

@AuntieDisco You! Honestly, you and @PassionatePanther make me want to move to Canada. You're cool and fun and sexy and I love talking to you

@Amanda330 I love your vibe and your style. You're so easy to get along with and you're fun, hilarious, and seggsy af.

I love and value all of you. For real

 

[crazychemgirl]

God, I hate Tarantino.
Of all the places on Salma Hayek's body to drink tequila from, toes ain't it.

I can’t tell if it’s sexual harassment or genius (if you have a foot kink)

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

People been smoking the peace pipe today? This thread has a major Kumbaya feel to it today...

https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86388980.jpg

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[crazychemgirl]

Ok since it’s FRIYAY … and we’re all in a kickass mood thanks to the love fest …


What’s on the sexy agenda for the night / weekend … ???


How are you getting your sexy on?


Gonna go home from work and bang your spouse until they can’t remember colours?

Going to masturbate furiously to all the sexy photos on lit?

Going to get completely drunk of high until you can taste the number 12?



So tell me…. What’s the sexventure on your plate?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I can’t tell if it’s sexual harassment or genius (if you have a foot kink)

Aren't scenes like this what got the guy from the Nickelodeon documentary in trouble?

 

[Taegul]

@Taegul I love you for being my hilarious and inappropriate partner in comedy.... I'm so glad we're friends. You always make me smile.

D'awww. And @Amanda330 , you have absolutely the most delicious hot pocket I've ever tasted and had slowly dribbling down my chin.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ok since it’s FRIYAY … and we’re all in a kickass mood thanks to the love fest …


What’s on the sexy agenda for the night / weekend … ???


How are you getting your sexy on?


Gonna go home from work and hang your spouse until they can’t remember colours?

Going to masturbate furiously to all the sexy photos on lit?

Going to get completely drunk of high until you can taste the number 12?



So tell me…. What’s the sexventure on your plate?

Hang your spouse???
Can't tell if that's a kink or a typo...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ok since it’s FRIYAY … and we’re all in a kickass mood thanks to the love fest …


What’s on the sexy agenda for the night / weekend … ???


How are you getting your sexy on?


Gonna go home from work and hang your spouse until they can’t remember colours?

Going to masturbate furiously to all the sexy photos on lit?

Going to get completely drunk of high until you can taste the number 12?



So tell me…. What’s the sexventure on your plate?

hoping you mean bang not hang

 

[MissLabelled]

And you thought I was done, I have way too much love in me

@lavendersilk goodness you are a beautiful soul! Artistic, sexy, subtle in your comedic jabs, I love finding your photo posts and am always sad if I missed them.

@Kitty_so_frisky a sports gal, a Lakers fan, passionate about tacos and her culture, and so full of dedication recapping this thread and showing us all what we missed! Hope you feel better soon!

@UnquietDreams your 750 words story is the first thing I read on here, and I always look forward to your music posts to see what tidbit I might glean from them. Generous in giving out compliments, helping me in my learning of accepting them graciously.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Anyway, there will be no sexy around here this weekend.
It's all childrens birthday parties and church. So I'll be making sober small talk all weekend.
*sigh*

 

[MissLabelled]

@Bry1313 every time I see you ‘sad’ react to one of my photo posts, I know you missed it, and deep down that makes me sad too. So that must count for something!

 

[lavendersilk]

Rope bunny would def be hang. But I think she meant bang.

I live in a silly state that hasn't legalized mary jane yet but I really wanna know what 12 tastes like.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hang your spouse???
Can't tell if that's a kink or a typo...

hoping you mean bang not hang

fixed

 

[Amanda330]

Anyway, there will be no sexy around here this weekend.
It's all childrens birthday parties and church. So I'll be making sober small talk all weekend.
*sigh*

I love @Whiskeyjack for being such a good family man who li can oves his kids so much.

And God apparently, but no one is perfect... Lol

Just kidding. I u preacher man.

 

[MissLabelled]

People been smoking the peace pipe today? This thread has a major Kumbaya feel to it today...

I wish @TotallyNotTaegul was here, I really wanted to give her props on her big, beautiful, eyes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Rope bunny would def be hang. But I think she meant bang.

I live in a silly state that hasn't legalized mary jane yet but I really wanna know what 12 tastes like.

I mean… from my experience it’s slightly salty with a tinge of lime.

 

[MarkBi34]

fixed

Going with masturbating to the sexy pics and people of Lit!