Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

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Apparently on eBay

Ummmm just... why? And I wonder how they sewed up her clothes...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fine, no discount for you. This is a work or art. I call it "Child Of The Human Centipede"

Are they the ones that live in the NY sewers…no…wait

 

[BrendaBear]

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OMG!

I am now getting worried about you, @crazychemgirl

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ummmm just... why? And I wonder how they sewed up her clothes...

The same way that removed all her legs and attached arms ...

 

[MissLabelled]

Ummmm just... why? And I wonder how they sewed up her clothes...

Well you see, she was born this way, on account of the diapers.

(this will make zero sense if you've not seen the movie, or trailer for the movie lol)

 

[vagrantx]

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Hehehehehe have some fun times in that bed, and Elm Street suddenly crosses over into Freddy Got Fingered territory.

Evening folks!
This gnome is doublestuffed with meats and finger(food)s

 

[BrendaBear]

Well you see, she was born this way, on account of the diapers.

(this will make zero sense if you've not seen the movie, or trailer for the movie lol)

I didn't even know it was from a movie.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Apparently on eBay

https://voca.ro/18jUk08IHdsp

 

[MissLabelled]

I didn't even know it was from a movie.

I recommend you keep it that way!

 

[MissLabelled]

https://voca.ro/18jUk08IHdsp

This was dumb and I loved it so damn much

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I recommend you keep it that way!

Seconded

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think it's pronounced RED Rum.,..

This girl gets it.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yeah... I can't bring myself to put a "kill" entry in, even as a joke. I'm a wimp, I guess.

couldn't they just make it Fuck Marry Nevermind? FMN(of course those initials could mean Flick My Nipple so...)

 

[hotoldrguy]

Leg humping thread

WTAF?!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Just got home and I can finally join the crowd.
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[hotoldrguy]

So, blowjobs. Sure are great aren’t they?

Boobs? Pretty great too.

No murder with either of those things.

unless @MissLabelled gets a hold of your nads

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

unless @MissLabelled gets a hold of your nads

I mean she wouldn’t let me bleed out. I’m pretty sure of that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean she wouldn’t let me bleed out. I’m pretty sure of that.

None of us would

 

[UnquietDreams]

None of us would

That's what the soldering iron is for.

 

[vagrantx]

That's what the soldering iron is for.

https://cdn3.emoji.gg/emojis/9597-lookat-wtf.png

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

None of us would

https://media4.giphy.com/media/frDKFuonc6lkA/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7tc3u8hcbvheayz8nh7s9q9d4fujftb2oh1ri28g7&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://cdn3.emoji.gg/emojis/9597-lookat-wtf.png

Well, I don't have a cauterizer, do you? You work with what you have. It is only humane.

 

[UnquietDreams]

WTAF?!

Nope, still not clicking.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

None of us would

That’s as close as I’m gonna get to you admitting you adore me isn’t it?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Just got home and I can finally join the crowd.
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He's so sexy.... Even with pants...