Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Yes. Also get nervous when I start drumming Phil Colins too hard on the steering wheel.

Yeah, but you ever sit there at the light, and you and the guy next to you do the drum break for "In the Air Tonight" at the exact same time?

 

[Taegul]

Dammit! Failed again! I think the turboencabulator flay rod must have come out of synch. Bruce Springsteen is still the President of the US, right?

Umm, I think you need to talk to the loud, crazy guy from Taxi.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Yeah, but you ever sit there at the light, and you and the guy next to you do the drum break for "In the Air Tonight" at the exact same time?

That's not too bad. It was the guy on his roof doing the intro to "Honky-tonk Woman " on the Air Guitar...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Yeah, but you ever sit there at the light, and you and the guy next to you do the drum break for "In the Air Tonight" at the exact same time?

Only when Baker Mayfield was still with Cleveland and they ran commercials because he would do that in the stadium.

 

[BrendaBear]

That's not too bad. It was the guy on his roof doing the intro to "Honky-tonk Woman " on the Air Guitar...

Was that @Lmizzler?

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's not too bad. It was the guy on his roof doing the intro to "Honky-tonk Woman " on the Air Guitar...

You rang....

 

[Amanda330]

Hi.
I'm wriggle.
Long time lurker, 1st time poster.

To answer the question yes.
Often.
Almost daily.

I'm so glad you're here!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Was that @Lmizzler?

I can neither confirm nor deny that @Lmizzler was doing that. But his timing was impeccable on the break...

 

[Amanda330]

Ok, enough of that.

Anyone else ever behind the wheel and you can't stop thinking, "What if my airbags malfunctioned and deployed randomly right in my face?"

And as you're driving you can't stop staring at the center of your wheel just waiting for it to happen? Just me?

I actually think that a lot. Lol.

 

[Taegul]

I actually think that a lot. Lol.

Once it enters your head, you can't stop thinking about it lol.

 

[Amanda330]

Once it enters your head, you can't stop thinking about it lol.

I also wonder how hard a hit it would have to be for all of my airbags to go off... And doesn't it like rip your face skin off? Like a really bad carpet burn? That's what I'm even more afraid of. Lol

 

[LupineOne]

Oof. I overdid it today. Sore wolf tomorrow
G’night Shenanigang! Sweet dreams and sticky fingers!

 

[jason28053]

I also wonder how hard a hit it would have to be for all of my airbags to go off... And doesn't it like rip your face skin off? Like a really bad carpet burn? That's what I'm even more afraid of. Lol

Yes, it’s skins your nose really badly

 

[LupineOne]

I also wonder how hard a hit it would have to be for all of my airbags to go off... And doesn't it like rip your face skin off? Like a really bad carpet burn? That's what I'm even more afraid of. Lol

No. It might bruise, but that’s it

 

[Taegul]

I also wonder how hard a hit it would have to be for all of my airbags to go off... And doesn't it like rip your face skin off? Like a really bad carpet burn? That's what I'm even more afraid of. Lol

I think the fun part is for the drivers that still have a 10 & 2 hand placement. Imagine what that does to your arms/shoulders if your hands are in that position...

 

[BrendaBear]

Oof. I overdid it today. Sore wolf tomorrow
G’night Shenanigang! Sweet dreams and sticky fingers!

Sleep well, Wolfie!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I also wonder how hard a hit it would have to be for all of my airbags to go off... And doesn't it like rip your face skin off? Like a really bad carpet burn? That's what I'm even more afraid of. Lol

It doesn't rip your face skin off. Hitting a hard barrier between 8-15 MPH. And they will save you a lot more pain than they cause.

 

[Taegul]

I think the fun part is for the drivers that still have a 10 & 2 hand placement. Imagine what that does to your arms/shoulders if your hands are in that position...

Better yet...what if a woman's giving me a BJ when the airbags go off.

That's a bad day lol

 

[BrendaBear]

So why are we talking about air bags? Did someone hook one up to an inflatable dildo or something?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think the fun part is for the drivers that still have a 10 & 2 hand placement. Imagine what that does to your arms/shoulders if your hands are in that position...

Have you seen a double compound femur fracture from an airbag deploying when the passenger has their feet up on the dash?

 

[jason28053]

Better yet...what if a woman's giving me a BJ when the airbags go off.

That's a bad day lol

World According to Garp situation there

 

[UnquietDreams]

Better yet...what if a woman's giving me a BJ when the airbags go off.

That's a bad day lol

Did you ever watch The World According to Garp?

 

[jason28053]

Did you ever watch The World According to Garp?

Jinx

 

[LupineOne]

So why are we talking about air bags? Did someone hook one up to an inflatable dildo or something?

There’s another terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

 

[Taegul]

Did you ever watch The World According to Garp?

No lol. Maybe I should? Or am I lucky not to have seen it? lol