Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I’d have a hard time choosing between Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer and Anne Hathaway

 

[vagrantx]

So uh... The reward I got from @crazychemgirl was a scary story. It wasn't that kind of scary story, though it was gripping. But that got me thinking about my favorite short horror stories. Not even short stories; vignettes might be more apt.

So uh... I don't know if anyone's up for a little horror story, but, what the hell.
This was fun to read. It's a nice little bit of realistic horror.

https://vocaroo.com/12qCOgbrMSzo

(there's no sex here but I think random acts of horror falls under Shenanigans, no?)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yep. Guilty.

Same here…

It really does depend on the poster …

Like, if someone thought that I had been offensive … did they know me well? Cuz .. like I think 99% of the posters here in shenanigans .. we don’t intend to be offensive/mean/hurtful …
So if someone I knew well and liked said something that hurt me … if I cared about them enough I would likely tell them and work on it.. that way they would know not to do it again …
But if it was someone who I don’t really interact with much and don’t really have any strong feelings for … I probably wouldn’t bother confronting them … and so if they did it over and over again .., I’d probably just ignore them than say something.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A) usually. Like, I don’t want fucking randos telling me I upset them or nothing. But someone I know? Yes. I’m rarely trying to be offensive so I’d appreciate the opportunity to clarify if I have.
B). Imma pretty forgiving person. We all fuck up. I sure as shit have. Takes a pattern for me.

So based on my last post I want to update this to reflect that I also recognize that if someone does come to me, it means they think I’m worth working it out over. And that fucking means a LOT.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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The answer is Michelle Pfeiffer. It’s always Michelle Pfeiffer. That’s no shade on any of the others, they’re all amazing. But still.

 

[vagrantx]

Whoops I missed this part.
I’m such a hypocrite because if you hurt my feelings or offend me… 95% chance I’m never going to tell you. Unless you ask me directly in which case I might. Or I will just stuff it down into the void.

Some times, when you do, it can lead to good things

 

[morelikeasong]

Some times, when you do, it can lead to good things

Yes. Usually does, when I manage to actually say something. But…

Idk, that’s a conversation for my next therapist

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes. Usually does, when I manage to actually say something. But…

Idk, that’s a conversation for my next therapist

It is hard to reach out and tell someone they’ve hurt you … 100%

 

[curious_me]

I’d have a hard time choosing between Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer and Anne Hathaway

Is there a 4th option? All of the above.

 

[BrendaBear]

It is hard to reach out and tell someone they’ve hurt you … 100%

...especially when they got the gag in too tight...

Just sayin...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is there a 4th option? All of the above.

Don’t be greedy

 

[morelikeasong]

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[__Nathan1968]

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It also says “Do not take internally”

 

[crazychemgirl]

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It’s ok … I’m damaged too.

We can be damaged together… *sends hugs

 

[lavendersilk]

My neice's tonsils grew back. Sorry, just thought I would share.

That is kind of rare.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My neice's tonsils grew back. Sorry, just thought I would share.

That is kind of rare.

That sounds horrible! … I got mine taken out in 2016 … and it was awful.

 

[lavendersilk]

That sounds horrible! … I got mine taken out in 2016 … and it was awful.

I've heard getting them out when you are an adult is worse.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've heard getting them out when you are an adult is worse.

I had heard that too … I think the copious amount of drugs I took helped … every 2 hours I was taking alternating Tylenol and Advil … and like the anxious person I am I bought every soft food in the world to eat so I was ok. But day 3 or 4 I wanted to die.

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm the only member of my family who still has their tonsils. Anyone else in the thread?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm the only member of my family who still has their tonsils. Anyone else in the thread?

I still have my appendix.. but they’ve taken more out of my body than they’ve put in

 

[morelikeasong]

Paying a boob tax for all the and reacts I garnered these last two pages.

This is the ending frame of the clip I made for Nathan’s cockapult video (that he cut from the final edit)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I still have my appendix.. but they’ve taken more out of my body than they’ve put in

I’m not saying nothing.

Not a thing.

Nope. Not me. I’m no dummy.

 

[morelikeasong]

I'm the only member of my family who still has their tonsils. Anyone else in the thread?

I have mine! And every time doctor looks in my throat they say “wow, you have big tonsils!” And I say… thanks?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Paying a boob tax for all the and reacts I garnered these last two pages.

This is the ending frame of the clip I made for Nathan’s cockapult video (that he cut from the final edit)
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There’s no boob tax silly, but I love the boob gift.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm the only member of my family who still has their tonsils. Anyone else in the thread?

I have mine, my wisdom teeth and my appendix. I do not have my gall bladder.