Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We’re just that enthralling to you, eh?

It's our charm and wit, no doubt. Or is it the boobs?

Also, not everyone puts up with my bullshit this long. I appreciate it

 

[Amanda330]

Also, not everyone puts up with my bullshit this long. I appreciate it

It's because we give you shit, but we genuinely love you.

 

[lavendersilk]

I have a dick appointment tonight, and I haven't had one of those in over 20 years. But this thread has given me conflicting advice. Is using teeth good or bad?

(the question's a joke but I am kinda nervous, it really has been that long, but weirdly I like this one)

A light grazing of teeth when things are getting close and you want to hear him gasp... just a suggestion.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I know it’s not just me, but it just so happens I was curious last night and do some back of the envelope calculations. This place was at ~52k posts when I started posting. Of my 7k posts I’m fairly confident 5k of them are here…that’s…disturbing

I legit felt bad when I noticed @Lmizzler's post number compared to mine cause I think we started really posting around the same time or he started before I did. I'm glad you're here to make me look reasonable

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm glad you're here to make me look reasonable

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[MissLabelled]

A light grazing of teeth when things are getting close and you want to hear him gasp... just a suggestion.

*takes vampire fangs out of her bag

I was definitely going in the wrong direction. Thanks for the course correction!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Good

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's because we give you shit, but we genuinely love you.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Good

Awwww I love you too. I’m just joshing.

 

[lavendersilk]

And here I am... a measly 3,000 or so posts since 2006.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Awwww I love you too. I’m just joshing.

Didn’t realize you were that interested in occupational health and safety

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A light grazing of teeth when things are getting close and you want to hear him gasp... just a suggestion.

Wait, imma gonna shut up for a minnit. Please continue along this thread. I expect no metric system or sports when I return.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And here I am... a measly 3,000 or so posts since 2006.

Clearly you are not a post whore like the rest of us.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait, imma gonna shit up for a minnit. Please continue along this thread. I expect no metric system or sports when I return.

Shit up …. Interesting

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Shit up …. Interesting

Goddammit!

 

[MissLabelled]

And here I am... a measly 3,000 or so posts since 2006.

I've been here a month

 

[crazychemgirl]

Goddammit!

Gotcha!!

 

[Amanda330]

I've been here a month

I really only started posting in January even though I've been around much longer than that...

 

[Amanda330]

A light grazing of teeth when things are getting close and you want to hear him gasp... just a suggestion.

That's even turning me on. Lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

this thread has inspired much whoring I see … love it.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

this thread has inspired much whoring I see … love it.

I actually did try to figure out how many posts you've made here but I don't think lit allows an easy search for that. But I'm gonna guess youve been Master Post Whore

 

[crazychemgirl]

I finished Supernatural and I’m a bit sad … is it too soon to watch it again from the beginning

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I want one of those so bad but I’m worried it’ll drive my dog mental

I thought the doggie stuff was someone else.

Idk. I'm just not hungry usually. Or I don't have time. I know it's not the best habit. Lol

Breakfast sucks. Gimme caffeine and leave me alone until lunch.

He's got the voice of a n angel devil!

Also, Dr Linda can bend me over whenever she wants to...

Dr. Linda

Samesies!!!

Maze too.

They have casted absolutely gorgeous people for every role.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I actually did try to figure out how many posts you've made here but I don't think lit allows an easy search for that. But I'm gonna guess youve been Master Post Whore

Oh I guarantee I have more posts in here than anyone else …

But I’m genuinely curious who the top 5 are.

I’m serious … whoever does this math for me, will get a prize.

 

[lavendersilk]

I really only started posting in January even though I've been around much longer than that...

I only started posting in September of last year.