Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know you're a person and not a 3 bedroom house, right?

Sez you.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Sez you.

Fair point

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh yeah? … can you fill me in on your investment gains over the last 5 years?

I tried and you yelled and said you didn’t wanna see my ROI!

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/PufUqLCMJSXAY/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7isfupv4pjt0pdlh3up0u2kthd3zkkiivkj6cjcx9&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

It’s not just you sweetie … we’re all guilty here. Just … some of us more than others.

 

[MissLabelled]

I have a dick appointment tonight, and I haven't had one of those in over 20 years. But this thread has given me conflicting advice. Is using teeth good or bad?

(the question's a joke but I am kinda nervous, it really has been that long, but weirdly I like this one)

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have a dick appointment tonight, and I haven't had one of those in over 20 years. But this thread has given me conflicting advice. Is using teeth good or bad?

(the question's a joke but I am kinda nervous, it really has been that long, but weirdly I like this one)

gentle teeth can be erotic, Bobbitt teeth are a no go.

 

[MissLabelled]

I have a dick appointment tonight, and I haven't had one of those in over 20 years. But this thread has given me conflicting advice. Is using teeth good or bad?

(the question's a joke but I am kinda nervous, it really has been that long, but weirdly I like this one)

Remember this for the TMI award at 5000, m'kay

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s not just you sweetie … we’re all guilty here. Just … some of us more than others.

I know it’s not just me, but it just so happens I was curious last night and do some back of the envelope calculations. This place was at ~52k posts when I started posting. Of my 7k posts I’m fairly confident 5k of them are here…that’s…disturbing

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I tried and you yelled and said you didn’t wanna see my ROI!

Only because you said ROI stood for "Recently Oiled Innertube"

 

[vagrantx]

I have a dick appointment tonight, and I haven't had one of those in over 20 years. But this thread has given me conflicting advice. Is using teeth good or bad?

(the question's a joke but I am kinda nervous, it really has been that long, but weirdly I like this one)

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1cbbb8p/hotdoggity

 

[deft]

gentle teeth can be erotic

This. Oh, this.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Anyone who has extra time on their hands and … want to do some research for me?

I want to know who the top post whores of shenanigans are… like.. top 5 posters in this thread.

Bonus points for how many posts each has made in this thread.

I hate math
https://media1.giphy.com/media/kfudb9zENgkWMfTZdI/200w.gif?cid=6c09b95212o6ou7yxisbxz0vckd9nzag7219pefu9ac7uv55&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

 

[Amanda330]

Nuh uh. I always expect to be married. I’m a wonderful long term investment.

You are a wonderful long term investment... but... boobs trump penis in FMK.

This is the way.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have a dick appointment tonight, and I haven't had one of those in over 20 years. But this thread has given me conflicting advice. Is using teeth good or bad?

(the question's a joke but I am kinda nervous, it really has been that long, but weirdly I like this one)

https://media1.giphy.com/media/76nQFPEajAjhjOrtpm/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7vglspf4irql3darr0jc5xd2onxhq4khlvq2n7v7q&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Amanda330]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/PufUqLCMJSXAY/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7isfupv4pjt0pdlh3up0u2kthd3zkkiivkj6cjcx9&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Cuz, duh.

 

[MissLabelled]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1cbbb8p/hotdoggity

I thought they were going to say a "wiener taco".

(Please don't hurt me @Kitty_so_frisky)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You are a wonderful long term investment... but... boobs trump penis is FMK.

This is the way.

Yeah, I usually try to plan my response timing better so my competition is more balanced but I just could resist marrying @crazychemgirl

 

[crazychemgirl]

You are a wonderful long term investment... but... boobs trump penis is FMK.

This is the way.

This woman speaks the truth.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Only because you said ROI stood for "Recently Oiled Innertube"

Yeah, that was a pretty bad euphemism. I deserved what I got.

 

[Amanda330]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1cbbb8p/hotdoggity

Oh my God. I seriously fucking love you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I know it’s not just me, but it just so happens I was curious last night and do some back of the envelope calculations. This place was at ~52k posts when I started posting. Of my 7k posts I’m fairly confident 5k of them are here…that’s…disturbing

We’re just that enthralling to you, eh?

 

[MissLabelled]

We’re just that enthralling to you, eh?

It's our charm and wit, no doubt. Or is it the boobs?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

You are a wonderful long term investment... but... boobs trump penis in FMK.

This is the way.

It's this a rock, paper, scissors type of thing?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We’re just that enthralling to you, eh?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/l3V0csAeJ2Q9rvrkA/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d79t3zz4zjb165l77u08fijqfvx9ojwfb1ciso1pyr&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's our charm and wit, no doubt. Or is it the boobs?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/mpxnrjQKLo0iA32r23/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7q4am30qrpbydb7cgqnuujq6wjju15sy1fwovy96o&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g