Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

Not to bring the sports stuff back up while things are getting sexy butttttt…

I’m pretty sure people hate(d) the Pats because of Tom Brady’s absolute DOMINANCE, not arrogance.

Just saying

As someone raised in New England and currently residing in Metro Boston; a lifelong fan of all Boston/New England teams; and the possessor of a hopeless infatuation for all redheads, you should understand that this is the sexiest photo ever shared on Lit. I already owe you next year’s Valentine’s Day gift.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The first movie I actually remember going to in the theater was Jurassic Park. I'm positive that I went to other movies before that but my sister took me to that with my other siblings and I remember thinking it was a little bit scary. Lol. I loved the music though.

I saw Jurassic Park in the drive in … I remember sitting in front of my dad’s jeep with my friend … we had walkmans with headphones for sound … during the TRex scene I remember feeling like it was actually raining

 

[AuntieDisco]

Morning Shenanigans! Hope you all have a great day today. Our managers are taking my dept. folks for lunch today and I must look put together

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I’m going to the doctor today …. Hopefully I’ll get an answer whether I have strep or just a crappy sore throat

Did you lick something you shouldn't have?
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[morelikeasong]

As someone raised in New England and currently residing in Metro Boston; a lifelong fan of all Boston/New England teams; and the possessor of a hopeless infatuation for all redheads, you should understand that this is the sexiest photo ever shared on Lit. I already owe you next year’s Valentine’s Day gift.

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[crazychemgirl]

Did you lick something you shouldn't have?
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There is quite a number of green things there that I don’t know if I’d recommend being on the lick list.

 

[MissLabelled]

There is quite a number of green things there that I don’t know if I’d recommend being on the lick list.

I’m on the safe list, just FYI.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Morning Shenanigans! Hope you all have a great day today. Our managers are taking my dept. folks for lunch today and I must look put together

I think there are a few of us here who can attest to that fact that you are definitely put together.

 

[Bry1313]

Did you lick something you shouldn't have?
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Sees Iron, hums “can I lick it” my boys Q-Tip and Fife “yes you can!”

I’ll see myself out

 

[MissLabelled]

Sees Iron, hums “can I lick it” my boys Q-Tip and Fife “yes you can!”

I’ll see myself out

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[BrendaBear]

The first movie I actually remember going to in the theater was Jurassic Park. I'm positive that I went to other movies before that but my sister took me to that with my other siblings and I remember thinking it was a little bit scary. Lol. I loved the music though.

I saw Jurassic Park in the drive in … I remember sitting in front of my dad’s jeep with my friend … we had walkmans with headphones for sound … during the TRex scene I remember feeling like it was actually raining

We took my son with us as a baby to see Jurassic Park in the theater... he slept through the whole thing (as we apparently expected). I think back to that now and wonder what the heck we were thinking???

 

[lavendersilk]

I think that the first movie I remember going to was The Phantom Menace at 19 because we didn't go to the theatre when I was a kid.

My parents snuck me into the theatre when I was a baby to see The Elephant Man, though I don't remember it.

I was spanked for the first time when I was born... and I turned to the doctor and said, "Thank you, sir! May I have another?" I was advanced for my age...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My first movie was Young Frankenstein



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This tracks. Also not my first but I saw Blazing Saddles in the theater very young and it literally changed my life.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This tracks. Also not my first but I saw Blazing Saddles in the theater very young and it literally changed my life.

This tracks

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Popcorn responsibly

Mmmmmm fistfuls


Side note, why the fuck does Fistful only have one “L” English is the dumbest fucking language. No one should pay any attention to the “rules” of such a stupid system.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m going to the doctor today …. Hopefully I’ll get an answer whether I have strep or just a crappy sore throat

Fingers crossed!

 

[vagrantx]

Morning Shenanigans! Hope you all have a great day today. Our managers are taking my dept. folks for lunch today and I must look put together

You(r earrings) are so gorgeous that it hurts a little bit to look at you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait... Are we talking about our first movie or spankings? Or both? I don't want to go back and read lol

I know I, for one, would not be particularly surprised if the tropics happened to be the same.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m going to the doctor today …. Hopefully I’ll get an answer whether I have strep or just a crappy sore throat

Have you had strep before. I had it for the first time in 2016. It feels like you are swallowing shards of glass.

I hope you get some relief.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Careful what you wish for

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I need to just pause for a moment and say how much I appreciate your timing on this post. I could not have asked for a better straight person (shut it) for my gag (shut it). Thank you.

 

[Amanda330]

This tracks. Also not my first but I saw Blazing Saddles in the theater very young and it literally changed my life.

Everything makes sense now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My first theatre movie was … I think… Little Mermaid … went with a friend without our parents … but we went into the wrong theatre and missed the first half.

First movie i remember making an impression on me … Candyman.

This tracks

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

As someone raised in New England and currently residing in Metro Boston; a lifelong fan of all Boston/New England teams; and the possessor of a hopeless infatuation for all redheads, you should understand that this is the sexiest photo ever shared on Lit. I already owe you next year’s Valentine’s Day gift.

Not even laughing, just agreeing. My formative years were in Boston so it's close to my heart. Also love redheads

(And blondes)

(And brunettes)

(And funky hair colors)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The first movie I actually remember going to in the theater was Jurassic Park. I'm positive that I went to other movies before that but my sister took me to that with my other siblings and I remember thinking it was a little bit scary. Lol. I loved the music though.

One of my core movie memories is taking my niece to see this in the theater. She was terrified. I felt horrible for years after.

 

[vagrantx]

I need to just pause for a moment and say how much I appreciate your timing on this post. I could not have asked for a better straight person (shut it) for my gag (shut it). Thank you.

Straight person for your gag? You lost me again, Monkey