Sex & Shenanigans

Before the Blue Jays it was the Mets (the Miracle Mets), but my bat was a Carl Yastremski.
Do you still call it Carl? Step into the bedroom… totally naked… exclaim “batter up!”

*running down the hall, giggling away… and hoping you will be irritated enough to chase me*
 
The Dodgers are respected in Boston. And you have no sense of history, the Patriots were the doormat of the league since their inception. They finally got competent ownership.
You assume I have no sense of history because of one sentence?! Honestly, I’m not super into football and DGAF about most teams that aren’t my favorite LA teams, but I am a big history nerd in general. The Patriots were hated because of Tom Brady’s arrogance, and to a lesser extent, Bill Belichick. The Red Sox hate cooled off for a while in recent years when they had former Dodgers Justin Turner, Kiké Hernández and Alex Verdugo were there, but now only Kenley Jansen is left, who isn’t really missed here. Alex Cora taking his cheating on the road sure as fuck didn’t help though. The Lakers Celtics rivalry goes deep though, with bad blood between Jerry Buss and Red Auerbach, and heated competition between the charismatic Magic Johnson and surly Larry Bird.
 
You assume I have no sense of history because of one sentence?! Honestly, I’m not super into football and DGAF about most teams that aren’t my favorite LA teams, but I am a big history nerd in general. The Patriots were hated because of Tom Brady’s arrogance, and to a lesser extent, Bill Belichick. The Red Sox hate cooled off for a while in recent years when they had former Dodgers Justin Turner, Kiké Hernández and Alex Verdugo were there, but now only Kenley Jansen is left, who isn’t really missed here. Alex Cora taking his cheating on the road sure as fuck didn’t help though.?The Lakers Celtics rivalry goes deep though, with bad blood between Jerry Buss and Red Auerbach, and heated competition between the charismatic Magic Johnson and surly Larry Bird.
You know that you just made 14 guys cum immediately with no physical touch whatsoever, right? They just spewed themselves because of that sports talk….
 
You assume I have no sense of history because of one sentence?! Honestly, I’m not super into football and DGAF about most teams that aren’t my favorite LA teams, but I am a big history nerd in general. The Patriots were hated because of Tom Brady’s arrogance, and to a lesser extent, Bill Belichick. The Red Sox hate cooled off for a while in recent years when they had former Dodgers Justin Turner, Kiké Hernández and Alex Verdugo were there, but now only Kenley Jansen is left, who isn’t really missed here. Alex Cora taking his cheating on the road sure as fuck didn’t help though.?The Lakers Celtics rivalry goes deep though, with bad blood between Jerry Buss and Red Auerbach, and heated competition between the charismatic Magic Johnson and surly Larry Bird.
My area hates the Pats because of Belichick, much the same reason we don't like the Lakers. We're really into team loyalty.

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…we don't like the Lakers….
Is this where I get to point out I went to high school in Portland with a dude that went on to play with the Lakers where he had 3 NBA championships? And I remember seeing him in the hallway between classes… ‘cause he was already cool even when he was in high school.
 
Is this where I get to point out I went to high school in Portland with a dude that went on to play with the Lakers where he had 3 NBA championships? And I remember seeing him in the hallway between classes… ‘cause he was already cool even when he was in high school.
I've been dealing with LeBron since the 90s... I definitely understand.
 
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