Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

as opposed to inward?

As opposed to women’s nipples which tend to be in the middle

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

"How big's your dick?"
"Minute."

i'm very proud of this pun

@Bry1313 another tip for the jar

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As opposed to women’s nipples which tend to be in the middle

You sure you’re just on Tylenol?

 

[Amanda330]

Do you ever notice how men’s nipples face outward …??

I got distracted... What was the question? Lol
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[dawn_of_night]

I think it's muscle placement... If they lactated it's be the same....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I got distracted... What was the question? Lol
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@Bry1313 another nip for the uhmmm bar? Star? Car? I dunno. You all know where I’m going with this joke.

 

[MissLabelled]

@Bry1313 another nip for the uhmmm bar? Star? Car? I dunno. You all know where I’m going with this joke.

I don’t, please do explain it.

 

[Amanda330]

I don’t, please do explain it.

Me too.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t, please do explain it.

Well see, when two boys like each other very, very much. Or maybe don’t even really like each other but have lots of hormones raging through their body, sometimes they like to ….oh wait…what time is it?

 

[MissLabelled]

We’ll see, when two boys like each other very, very much. Or maybe don’t Eve really like each other but have lots of hormones raging through their body, sometimes they like to ….oh wait…what time is it?

Thank you for confusing the situation even more.

I’m going to go get some quesadillas and maybe when I return you’ll have found your words.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As opposed to women’s nipples which tend to be in the middle

What about old ladies? Mine face downward?

 

[vagrantx]

@Bry1313 another tip for the jar

Objection! Not all puns are dad-jokes..

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Objection! Not all puns are dad-jokes..

Denied.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What about old ladies? Mine face downward?

That’s ok too … all titties be tittying


I just noticed on a trans man how when he had top surgery they had to reposition the nipples so they look masculine.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Thank you for confusing the situation even more.

I’m going to go get some quesadillas and maybe when I return you’ll have found your words.

FINDING words isn’t my problem. Clearly.

 

[Amanda330]

Denied.

Copy cat.

 

[jason28053]

WTF

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Copy cat.

You can’t own denial!?!??

Oh wait….maybe I don’t want to push this issue….

 

[crazychemgirl]

FINDING words isn’t my problem. Clearly.

Just seeking them?

 

[Amanda330]

You can’t own denial!?!??

Oh wait….maybe I don’t want to push this issue….

You do not.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just seeking them?

This is a candian thing right? Like aboot? And tyre or something?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You do not.

I’m very sorry I copycatted you @Amanda330 everyone obviously knows you did it first and better.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m very sorry I copycatted you @Amanda330 everyone obviously knows you did it first and better.

What did she have to bribe you with to get this apology?

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is a candian thing right? Like aboot? And tyre or something?

Tyre is a British thing not Canadian… get it right.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What did she have to bribe you with to get this apology?

I am unbribeable! I am just clearly able to see when I am mistaken and admit it. There is no shame in that. Not everyone needs to be bullied into doing the right thing