Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

I tried to bang a 6’6” guy in a ford mustang … I was super dumb in hs … I’ve never tried car sex since

I once had sex in the backseat of a Camry. Lol. Good thing I'm short. And bendy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Seriously folks you’re not running with the worst thing you said during sex but instead going with the metric system? I’ve never been more disappointed in my life

 

[crazychemgirl]

If those don’t save you… I’m afraid your condition is fatal. Nothing can be done.

Except CCG boobs, which she won’t send you. So I’m sorry to say, you’re a gonner. I’ll miss you dearly. Please enjoy ghost spying on Monkey and Bry’s shower time.

My boobs really are life saving … check your inbox

 

[lavendersilk]

I remember reading or hearing somewhere that the US was underway to convert from pounds to kilos at least, butt he ship that carried the official 1KG weight sank. And that was that. Urban legend maybe? Who knows.

I... can't tell if you are joking. *googles furiously*

 

[MindYaBitness]

Seriously folks you’re not running with the worst thing you said during sex but instead going with the metric system? I’ve never been more disappointed in my life

What if i talked about the metric system during sex? I mean, measurements in centimeters sound far more impressive than inches!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

And that's whats I's appreciates abouts yous.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I... can't tell if you are joking. *googles furiously*

You are the best!!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I tried to bang a 6’6” guy in a ford mustang … I was super dumb in hs … I’ve never tried car sex since

that sounds like a bent-over-the-hood situation would've been more ideal, or at least sitting on the trunk!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I once had sex in the backseat of a Camry. Lol. Good thing I'm short. And bendy.

Sports cars were not made for tall people … he couldn’t even get inside his dream car .. a dodge viper

 

[jason28053]

Seriously folks you’re not running with the worst thing you said during sex but instead going with the metric system? I’ve never been more disappointed in my life

I guess it’s because saying your dick measurement in CM sounds bigger than in inches

 

[crazychemgirl]

that sounds like a bent-over-the-hood situation would've been more ideal, or at least sitting on the trunk!

I reiterate… I was very dumb in high school

 

[UnquietDreams]

And that's whats I's appreciates abouts yous.

Is that what you appreciate about me, @MischiefMakerAlways?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I didn't have a car in high school, but my girlfriend had an old station wagon where the seats would flip down. Which was very useful, seeing as I'm 6'2", which works out to about 188cm. I don't know what that is in km/hr. though. But you could probably fit 5 or 6 hogsheads back there if you wanted to. Or even a baker's dozen of bushels.

 

[vagrantx]

I... can't tell if you are joking. *googles furiously*

https://www.nist.gov/blogs/taking-measure/pirates-caribbean-metric-edition

It was even more outlandish than I remembered it! PIRATES STOLE YOUR METRIC SYSTEM!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

If those don’t save you… I’m afraid your condition is fatal. Nothing can be done.

Except CCG boobs, which she won’t send you. So I’m sorry to say, you’re a gonner. I’ll miss you dearly. Please enjoy ghost spying on Monkey and Bry’s shower time.

 

[morelikeasong]

My boobs really are life saving … check your inbox

https://media2.giphy.com/media/1P0GEM5x1A4XccCs2j/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7k2aieh3si14jr27xhato597wovr7qcqjeamfmqhe&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[hotoldrguy]

Lol, I think we tried... and failed. I still remember when I was a kid kilometers being under miles on speed limit signs. I need to do some research.

there was a change to metric movement in the US many years ago, but it was quickly squashed

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What if i talked about the metric system during sex? I mean, measurements in centimeters sound far more impressive than inches!

https://imgur.com/a/QP8ZU6E

 

[vagrantx]

The little fella's dead!? This girl's finally getting her chance!!

 

[Amanda330]

Sports cars were not made for tall people … he couldn’t even get inside his dream car .. a dodge viper

It's ok. I totally don't blame you for trying. I'd have done the same.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/1P0GEM5x1A4XccCs2j/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7k2aieh3si14jr27xhato597wovr7qcqjeamfmqhe&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I'm not. I am dead.

 

[morelikeasong]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/1P0GEM5x1A4XccCs2j/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7k2aieh3si14jr27xhato597wovr7qcqjeamfmqhe&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g*cumming alive

FIFM

 

[Bry1313]

Ooohhh... You found me out. Lol. I'm totally not perfect.

Although - I have seen LOTR many times. I mostly just pay attention to all the sexy men.

Yeah you do!!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is that what you appreciate about me, @MischiefMakerAlways?

https://media3.giphy.com/media/S64jR3JpsPJqqNxc1g/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952zm42hrwdwvf3to9imvlfv5u206ker7oq1jxdcep0&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ooohhh... You found me out. Lol. I'm totally not perfect.

Although - I have seen LOTR many times. I mostly just pay attention to all the sexy men.

I love LOTR