Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

Wind on your nipples? That sort of thing?

Pull in at a truck stop, say hey fellas, and then flash them, you know, that sort of thing.

I’m kidding!!

 

[Amanda330]

Good thing there’s no 4K awards, @Bry1313 and I might have some competition for best couple

It's cute that you think it's even a competition...

 

[MissLabelled]

Good thing there’s no 4K awards, @Bry1313 and I might have some competition for best couple

Would it even be a competition tho?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's cute that you think it's even a competition...

I think you misjudge the population of likely voters . And just HOW adorable he and I could be.

 

[Amanda330]

Would it even be a competition tho?

Great minds... Haha

 

[UnquietDreams]

I totally agree. Who was the girl. And who were these guys who took you to a random part of GA. Like was there invol buttsex involved?

No, the buttsex was college. Different story.

 

[GSDom]

Great boobs….Haha

I’m new around here, but I think I fixed your post.

 

[Amanda330]

I think you misjudge the population of likely voters . And just HOW adorable he and I could be.

Oh, no doubt you are both adorable. And sexy when you want to be... But I don't think I'm misjudging anything.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Would it even be a competition tho?

Great minds... Haha

Fortunately awards cancelled so we never have to fight.

 

[jason28053]

Great minds... Haha

What a pair y’all make I mean have

 

[UnquietDreams]

Boob pals!

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaWNoc2x0MnZwb3IxaG8wcjYycHNtNHd0cWxmdjZ1OW83NjV6cGZoYSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/hmVVRM1uV7vYA/giphy.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not that great a story, sorry:

https://voca.ro/160y4OVYnKza

I dunno.... I was pretty interested...

 

[Nicefella]

Not that great a story, sorry:

https://voca.ro/160y4OVYnKza

That was a nice story. So why aren’t you supposed to punch someone in the face with your fists? It’s the only way I’ve ever fought lol

Also - were you being paid to spar? Because that’s pretty firkin good. I boxed in high school and about three years in college. I wasn’t good enough for anything except practice rounds. And my foot work was never good enough either. Boxers -‘good ones are amazing athletes, with incredibly balance. From what I heard you got much further than I could even sniff!

 

[UnquietDreams]

These are the questions I need to know...

Year:
City:
What happenned to the girl:
What happenned to the guys:
Were you arrested:
Were they arrested:
What music was playing in the bar:
How long did you live in Savannah:
Did you only drink Coors:

Year: 1987 or 88
City: Don't know
What happenned to the girl: She wasn't there, dumped old boyfriend after that, dated someone from SCAD. I liked him better.
What happenned to the guys: They ran off when the cops showed up.
Were you arrested: Yes but the charges were dropped the next morning.
Were they arrested: Yes.
What music was playing in the bar: Something country. I wasn't a country guy at the time.
How long did you live in Savannah: A few months. Moved to Jamaica. You see, there was this girl...
Did you only drink Coors: I did not drink Coors. I still hated beer at the time. Found out after coming back to Portland I only hated crappy beer.

 

[Lord Pmann]

"We got both kinds. We got Coors, and Coors Lite."

Actually conversation with bartender in Georgia.

I bet the mud cricket population was on point, though. AMIRITE?!?

 

[lavendersilk]

Year: 1987 or 88
City: Don't know
What happenned to the girl: She wasn't there, dumped old boyfriend after that, dated someone from SCAD. I liked him better.
What happenned to the guys: They ran off when the cops showed up.
Were you arrested: Yes but the charges were dropped the next morning.
Were they arrested: Yes.
What music was playing in the bar: Something country. I wasn't a country guy at the time.
How long did you live in Savannah: A few months. Moved to Jamaica. You see, there was this girl...
Did you only drink Coors: I did not drink Coors. I still hated beer at the time. Found out after coming back to Portland I only hated crappy beer.

Thank you for sharing.

 

[MissLabelled]

Fortunately awards cancelled so we never have to fight.

Considering 5000 is happening like next Wednesday or something, better start preparing your gifs.

 

[lavendersilk]

Not that great a story, sorry:

https://voca.ro/160y4OVYnKza

Thank you for sharing.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That was a nice story. So why aren’t you supposed to punch someone in the face with your fists? It’s the only way I’ve ever fought lol

Also - were you being paid to spar? Because that’s pretty firkin good. I boxed in high school and about three years in college. I wasn’t good enough for anything except practice rounds. And my foot work was never good enough either. Boxers -‘good ones are amazing athletes, with incredibly balance. From what I heard you got much further than I could even sniff!

Without gloves and headgear, bones in the hand break really easily, and the head is hard. And I had an outstanding inside hook to the body. I like to work the body, then the head.

The gym I worked at had about four levels of sparing. I was on the bottom rung --good enough to not hurt anyone accidentally, so I was put against guys on the start of their way up, or to take ring rust off someone who was coming back.

 

[Nicefella]

Yeah. I was 4 levels below the lowest you speak of lol.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I bet the mud cricket population was on point, though. AMIRITE?!?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah. I was 4 levels below the lowest you speak of lol.

Yeah, well, my neck sounds like a popcorn machine at times, and I still get headaches, so I think you might have come out ahead.

 

[Nicefella]

Yeah, well, my neck sounds like a popcorn machine at times, and I still get headaches, so I think you might have come out ahead.

Did you need to get your nose straightened out? I needed sinus surgery a few years ago and they fixed my nose bone as well!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did you need to get your nose straightened out? I needed sinus surgery a few years ago and they fixed my nose bone as well!

No, my nose is in pretty good position after the last break. I can squish it pretty much flat against my face if I want to, and I sometimes have to hold my nose underwater, and move it a bit to breathe better, but it looks okay.

 

[Nicefella]

Yeah, well, my neck sounds like a popcorn machine at times, and I still get headaches, so I think you might have come out ahead.

Sure beats the shit out of cauliflower ears though.