Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I know we’re all talking about fucking at the end of the world right now but I just had my year end performance review and got the highest rank in every category! So, I’m either really fucking good at my job or …



I read this and stripped naked in the middle of my review.

You are an absolute fucking riot and I love what you bring to the table.

 

[Amanda330]

I know we’re all talking about fucking at the end of the world right now but I just had my year end performance review and got the highest rank in every category! So, I’m either really fucking good at my job or …



I read this and stripped naked in the middle of my review.

Yay!!! That's so great!

 

[MissLabelled]

You’d hate it without me there and you know it

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we’d miss the popcorn for sure

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’d hate it without me there and you know it

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I mean, I guess we do need someone to do clean-up and refill the snack table.

 

[lavendersilk]

You’d hate it without me there and you know it

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You can eat crackers and pussy then. No worries.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Are you saying you enjoy fucking in tiny uncomfortable bathrooms rather than taking your time in a nice comfy bed?

But if forced to answer

 

[Amanda330]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know we’re all talking about fucking at the end of the world right now but I just had my year end performance review and got the highest rank in every category! So, I’m either really fucking good at my job or …



I read this and stripped naked in the middle of my review.

You’re awesome. Woot!

 

[Amanda330]

But if forced to answer

Shocked.
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[Amanda330]

You can eat crackers and pussy then. No worries.

We could have Bry smoke a brisket....

 

[MissLabelled]

You are an absolute fucking riot and I love what you bring to the table.

Yay!!! That's so great!

You’re awesome. Woot!

Thanks! I really was coming here to toot my own horn because my job is stressful ans shit but I kick ass at it.

But then I read what was going on and didn’t want to take away from the sexy orgy being planned! lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

What’s the drink & food of choice for the apocalypse orgy?

Smoke and shine ?

 

[vagrantx]

What’s the drink & food of choice for the apocalypse orgy?

Absinthe and magic mushrooms?

 

[Amanda330]

Thanks! I really was coming here to toot my own horn because my job is stressful ans shit but I kick ass at it.

But then I read what was going on and didn’t want to take away from the sexy orgy being planned! lol

Interrupt any time with your fabulousness! I'm so happy for you. Jobs are stressful and you should share your good news with us! We love you!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[dawn_of_night]

But if forced to answer

Sir, your emoji flirting is on point....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Thanks! I really was coming here to toot my own horn because my job is stressful ans shit but I kick ass at it.

But then I read what was going on and didn’t want to take away from the sexy orgy being planned! lol

You toot your horn anytime toots!

 

[MissLabelled]

Who am I picking up on the way to Utah? I like to drive with my titties out, in case you needed a compelling reason to road trip with me.

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[UnquietDreams]

I watered my plants while not wearing a bra? Does that count?

Absolutely.

 

[Amanda330]

Who am I picking up on the way to Utah? I like to drive with my titties out, in case you needed a compelling reason to road trip with me.

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If I didn't already live here I'd say me. I'd be happy to road trip tits out with you

 

[UnquietDreams]

All of Colorodo is elevated so we can fuck anywhere in the state and still be in the club

I love the cut of your jib, young lady!

 

[MissLabelled]

If I didn't already live here I'd say me. I'd be happy to road trip tits out with you

Damn it! Now I want that to happen lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I guess we do need someone to do clean-up and refill the snack table.

 

[morelikeasong]

Absinthe and magic mushrooms?

I’ll do some shrooms but count me out on the absinthe

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who am I picking up on the way to Utah? I like to drive with my titties out, in case you needed a compelling reason to road trip with me.

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I didn’t but I won’t say no.