Sex & Shenanigans

I know we’re all talking about fucking at the end of the world right now but I just had my year end performance review and got the highest rank in every category! So, I’m either really fucking good at my job or …

What sexy thing can you do to celebrate Earth Day … clearly any clothing you’re wearing that is synthetic is plastic and therefore bad for the environment and must be removed immediately.

I read this and stripped naked in the middle of my review.
 
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