Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Psst @morelikeasong, this is how I eat ass, just for reference

Me too!!!

 

[hotcpu]

I brought some for everyone

Such a Sweet Dessert for extra helpings

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

No wonder you like Indie so much. You both gobble up the compliments like a fat kid at a buffet.

Or me at @Bry1313 picnic table with brisket.

Sir, you forgot to tag @Indie and tell her she has a cute butt. Don’t make me report you for repeat violations of rule #4!

I’ll just be here. Waiting patiently. Definitely not doing anything sexy.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/11cJpcapJVlMMo/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7tju4ytwd7cef3ibhbv4f8imwy4wf008w8nj6esi5&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

No wait, what are you doing with the gefilte fish?!

Ok shenanigang … I have an announcement..


I know we’re less than 100 pages until the 4000 page S&S Awards … but I think as an attempt to win every award possible.. @SalaciousMonkey22 has taken post whoring to a whole new level.

It is with a heavy heart, that I say the awards have been cancelled for 4000 pages.

Awards will resume for page 5000…. They will probably end up being a “Best Of” … take the time to think about all the best moments of the past 5000 pages and 1 year of this amazing thread filled with all the best people!!!

so all you fuckers.., thank @SalaciousMonkey22 for the predicament you find yourself in. Maybe hop on over to the Wanker Awards and make your nominations to him there.

You mentioned a few days ago you weren’t up to it, how dare you make the monkey a scapegoat now?! Scapemonkeys are not a thing!

 

[vagrantx]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/GQCy3FBAw2QNy/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952a6269wkhn8vxnft3fw10d51eh4zrig5tswxcqxt8&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Meow

https://i.ibb.co/BrCkjQ2/bdsmlr-137241-007-K5d-J7-ML.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Tease.

I showed everything.

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m ready

https://media0.giphy.com/media/XYzpvhD8XHoTuMi7GL/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7dkm6cht8uij0yzwt7x4lk6y8el1tbwsqlscd5mwl&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Be right there!

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ2RhdW9mZHVkOG1lamRmNWxtdmVnbGV4ZnNldnNxZXNjNHNvOXh2bSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/zQuXUc9aQSregliGq5/giphy.gif

 

[Amanda330]

Meow

https://i.ibb.co/BrCkjQ2/bdsmlr-137241-007-K5d-J7-ML.gif

https://media2.giphy.com/media/kQ4JdtZpsU0dW/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9529mtcvnliy3g9gjvzm6wipt1r7ogtj3qchd7ojleo&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[dawn_of_night]

Girl, you have no idea. I am in desperate need of some cake right now, so much cake, all of the cake!!!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Why no iced coffee???


Do you hate happiness?

There's also a Snickers one.....
And Oreo.....
Please do not hate the ice coffee happiness. No matter what @Bry1313 says

 

[Cogan]

I brought some for everyone

Come and get it
https://media3.giphy.com/media/2VEKD9S8kFAmA/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ana6c3a2l0g7eiqlmua5gu4sev9arfh7wmvwcyw0&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I’m ready

https://media0.giphy.com/media/XYzpvhD8XHoTuMi7GL/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7dkm6cht8uij0yzwt7x4lk6y8el1tbwsqlscd5mwl&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

How am I suppose to get any sleep now?

 

[Bry1313]

I brought some for everyone

Now I really want cake

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tim Hortons sucks but I'll take some anyway...

This … so much this.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now I really want cake

No cake for you!

 

[vagrantx]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/kQ4JdtZpsU0dW/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9529mtcvnliy3g9gjvzm6wipt1r7ogtj3qchd7ojleo&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Blindfold on. Cuffs are at the bedposts

https://i.ibb.co/CQx5ZQZ/23967903.webp

 

[Amanda330]

Blindfold on. Cuffs are at the bedposts

https://i.ibb.co/CQx5ZQZ/23967903.webp

I am trusting you to take very good care of me, V. I'm sure you will.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hi, my name is Peanut Butter Cups!

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM3I3Z3k4eW03cTl1ajhscXp3eXJ0bWhyNTk2cGN2czZ0YjVoOGk4MCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/C8KS1sg5N8peSd4AzK/giphy.gif

(Ok, I’ll stop now )

I was thinking this exact same thing

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sir, you forgot to tag @Indie and tell her she has a cute butt. Don’t make me report you for repeat violations of rule #4!


No wait, what are you doing with the gefilte fish?!


You mentioned a few days ago you weren’t up to it, how dare you make the monkey a scapegoat now?! Scapemonkeys are not a thing!

Shhhhhhh … monkey is a goat.

 

[lavendersilk]

I showed everything.

I just wish I could taste it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

@morelikeasong got me into lavender coffee, so I made a syrup with some culinary lavender. Made a cappuccino with it, and it was good, even posted it in the Variations on a Theme thread. But then I tried it with some club soda as an Italian Soda and was obsessed. (With the soda. I was already obsessed with morelikeasong.)

Anyway, I have been making different syrups, like raspberry, and Meyer lemon. I just made a jalapeño syrup, mixed it with lime juice, and club soda. Fucking delicious. Since I made it from fresh peppers, it has that..."green" flavor? Kind of a verdant flavor, like fresh greens -- not sure what to call it. But it is delicious. I may try it in a margarita.

Definitely try the margaritas...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Pancakes? Put it on my pancakes? What kind of freak do you think I ...

Never mind, don't answer that.

Actually.... Lemon pancakes with lavender syrup is probably good

 

[Lmizzler]

Sir, you forgot to tag @Indie and tell her she has a cute butt. Don’t make me report you for repeat violations of rule #4!

Go ahead and report me, I’ll take my punishment.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/JDaniKbWuKVlm/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952d8x4trx0rumraef07duf0barcuc12fny7yfpcaw6&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

Go ahead and report me, I’ll take my punishment.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/JDaniKbWuKVlm/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952d8x4trx0rumraef07duf0barcuc12fny7yfpcaw6&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I don’t know about the rest of you but I think he might like it.

 

[lavendersilk]

I don’t know about the rest of you but I think he might like it.

Hmm... maybe you're right.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t know about the rest of you but I think he might like it.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I don’t know about the rest of you but I think he might like it.

Hmm... maybe you're right.

I'd assume it's safe to say all of us would enjoy that punishment.