Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

I think you left off “tender and juicy with a bit of melt in your mouth deliciousness”

He definitely did. Where are all of the silly jokes about juicy meat??? Lol.

Am I in the wrong thread?

Or maybe I just have the brain of a horny teen... But doesn't everyone here???

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You are right, im definitely bringing the most tender and juicy of the meats to the picnic table (or the sedar table). @morelikeasong can eat her jellied smelly fish, im serving meat candy.

I’m very conflicted re: the great and terrible euphemisms that I’m sure were only partially intended.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He definitely did. Where are all of the silly jokes about juicy meat??? Lol.

Am I in the wrong thread?

Or maybe I just have the brain of a horny teen... But doesn't everyone here???

My brain is fully formed tyvm

 

[lavendersilk]

It's too damn hot to drink coffee!

As for me, none this morning because if I drink it when it's 60+ I burn up...

It was surprisingly cool here. I'm the type of person who can drink hot coffee no matter the temperature outside.

I do love a good cold brew though.

 

[MissLabelled]

don’t stop.

This itty bitty text is so loud!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This itty bitty text is so loud!

Well, yeah, when I whisper it in your ear.

 

[Amanda330]

My brain is fully formed tyvm

Absolutely. Sure. I can totally tell.

 

[Amanda330]

This itty bitty text is so loud!

I love you.

 

[Lmizzler]

He definitely did. Where are all of the silly jokes about juicy meat??? Lol.

Am I in the wrong thread?

Or maybe I just have the brain of a horny teen... But doesn't everyone here???

I present
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And https://media2.giphy.com/media/l2JhvW3Rja7cb3P1u/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952844d1o79uqoebcsaxmd61zvq0vgk3upy5yc2z18r&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It could be over 100 and I'd still have a hotter than satan cup of coffee because... That's my morning ritual. I can have iced coffee later but I need it to melt my mouth in the morning.

Well more power to you! I just know I will have to start removing clothes if I did... and that would not be acceptable at work!

 

[MissLabelled]

I also don't wanna.

Thank you for joining me. It's good to have someone to commiserate with. And you look gorgeous on this Monday morning!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It was surprisingly cool here. I'm the type of person who can drink hot coffee no matter the temperature outside.

I do love a good cold brew though.

Well lucky you! I can't! I will burn up and have to start removing clothing...... something work wouldn't like lol.

 

[Amanda330]

I present
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And https://media2.giphy.com/media/l2JhvW3Rja7cb3P1u/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952844d1o79uqoebcsaxmd61zvq0vgk3upy5yc2z18r&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

This is exactly what I was looking for.

I definitely cannot resist Schweddy balls. Mmmm.

 

[Lmizzler]

Well, yeah, when I whisper it in your ear.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/x4d3USk3Wd7oCbXpa3/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952m3wsm14ymf9hz3coajyahf6d8xye3lvj2e4xzehe&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Bry1313]

Well more power to you! I just know I will have to start removing clothes if I did... and that would not be acceptable at work!

You are California soft

 

[Amanda330]

Well more power to you! I just know I will have to start removing clothes if I did... and that would not be acceptable at work!

Maybe I do? People don't seem to mind.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Keeping with the meat theme I present... View attachment 2341390
And then...
...View attachment 2341391

 

[BrendaBear]

Your bucket is broken

wow... that seems kind of personal....

 

[BrendaBear]

My brain is fully formed tyvm

Sure... but the shape is what caught our attention....

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It's Monday and I DON'T WANNA!

But fuggit, I'm doing it anyway.

Love yallz

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You are California soft

I hope a semi full of ketchup overturns and the landslide of kechup inundates you and your car!

Maybe I do? People don't seem to mind.

True... but that is for YOU not me...

 

[Amanda330]

wow... that seems kind of personal....

Does bucket mean something different than my own definition? Is there something about buckets I need to know?

 

[BrendaBear]

It was surprisingly cool here. I'm the type of person who can drink hot coffee no matter the temperature outside.

I do love a good cold brew though.

I can relate - I don't drink coffee... but I'll drink ice cold pepsi anytime. I could be on a polar ice cap and still enjoy it.

 

[Taegul]

Every time Bry meat-posts, all I see is....

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc3BjMWcwNWpkazV6d2V6cWg4b2V4ZXF5MnVlZHh0dmdkbjE3MmF2NSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/VeZfwtk9JYmT6/giphy.gif

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It's Monday and I DON'T WANNA!

But fuggit, I'm doing it anyway.

Love yallz

*steals mug and posters and guitar*