Sex & Shenanigans

[aussiegeekygal]

Well... I mean, it can...

You make the most important point humanity has ever heard my friend

 

[Amanda330]

Yeah, literally had an evening at OTS at the O Club. 4 of my classmates had to go to alcohol counseling afterwards

And for you civilians, no, O Club (sadly) has nothing to do with orgasms.

I bet if you really tried though, it could...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well... I mean, it can...

Rule #1 of the O club is no male nudity.
Rule #2 is see Rule #1... and there are fines for violations!

You got invited to all the cool parties.
We did have one Christmas party with a cauldron (made out of an engine which was admittedly pretty cool) but that was the first and last event with alcohol for our unit...

We got high on Mountain Dew

And I'm starting a new private club. Orgasms encouraged.

There were perks to being an AF officer. But none as cool as the club you're starting. Standing by for my invite, ma'am

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well... I mean, it can...

I bet if you really tried though, it could...

Present company is far superior to those I served with. I would have stayed in had y'all been there!

 

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[Amanda330]

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That's what I always say, too...

 

[Taegul]

That's what I always say, too...

I totally wanna try one of your muffins.

 

[Bry1313]

I know im kind of shy around here, but tonight I want to show you my meat

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I know im kind of shy around here, but tonight I want to show you my meat

That's a thick and juicy looking piece of meat. I'd love to get that in my mouth and all over my face.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I know im kind of shy around here, but tonight I want to show you my meat

 

[Amanda330]

I know im kind of shy around here, but tonight I want to show you my meat

Soooo hot

 

[Taegul]

I know im kind of shy around here, but tonight I want to show you my meat

Looks like it needs some more tenderizing. Better beat it some more.

 

[Amanda330]

I totally wanna try one of your muffins.

My muffins are pretty freaking great. That would be a great choice from the menu.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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I’m a B but if you are a D, my PMs are open

Pike is my single favorite Pilates exercise. Just saying
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I’m just hoping for some popcorn of our own.

Ahhhh, let me get out the body wash then……..


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temperature’s rising in here
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So hot……legs a little wobbly



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Little woozy even

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So much this



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It’s okay, I’ll hold you when you’re unsteady.

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[Deleted member 6592667]

That's what I always say, too...

I love that you plan for a next time.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Are you eating popcorn with chopsticks?!
And you are so pretty

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Well aren't you sexy as fuck

 

[Bry1313]

Looks like it needs some more tenderizing. Better beat it some more.

That’s no way to treat my meat, im gonna give it low and slow…..all……..night……..long…..and it’ll be perfect to enjoy tomorrow

 

[Bry1313]

Best emoji of the weekend

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Are you eating popcorn with chopsticks?!
And you are so pretty

Well aren't you sexy as fuck

Yes, I always eat popcorn with chopsticks!
Thank you! I think I took that for @Jaws82 like 6 years ago, but I couldn’t find a gif of ANYONE eating popcorn with chopsticks just now, so I figured if I have to resort to a still shot, I might as well use my own

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Yes, I always eat popcorn with chopsticks!
Thank you! I think I took that for @Jaws82 like 6 years ago, but I couldn’t find a gif of ANYONE eating popcorn with chopsticks, so I figured if I have to resort to a still shot, I might as well use my own

Not that there are a lot of chopsticks-using people around my neck of the woods, but definitely a unique technique. You look wonderfully ornery too

 

[LupineOne]

You gorgeous human, you!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Best emoji of the weekend

LOL thank @SalaciousMonkey22 for using up all the popcorn gifs in existence!

Not that there are a lot of chopsticks-using people around my neck of the woods, but definitely a unique technique. You look wonderfully ornery too

For me, it’s more of an OCD gamer thing than a cultural thing I don’t like to get popcorn butter or Cheeto dust or anything messy on my phone or PlayStation controllers. I didn’t learn the trick to eating long noodles with chopsticks until I was like 31

You gorgeous human, you!

You gorgeous wolfie, you!

 

[Bry1313]

LOL thank @SalaciousMonkey22 for using up all the popcorn gifs in existence!

Yes, thank you, you enabled us to see tonight’s treasure

 

[LupineOne]

You gorgeous wolfie, you!

My human form will be visible for another couple minutes, fyi